Yo Mamma Jokes Novels & Stories

I told mom, worriedly. If papu founds out that the news was all fake then he might end up collapsing in shake, hearing the news did not literally shake him because I remember telling papu that I'll give him a grandchild soon-- well that was supposed to be a joke since my papu always brought that baby topic on out conversation so I just joked to make him stop. "Do what's right." This is what my mother told me to do. And by my mom's word, my imagination suddenly flashes in front of me as if I'm using multimedia with my eyes.

“Alright, once you’re fully recovered, just send me a text. We’ll talk again over the phone. Don’t talk anymore, your voice sounds so much like a duck quacking it keeps making me want to laugh. Haha!” Rosella could not stop laughing. Dylan silently hung up. The so-called “motherly love” was nothing but a joke. His real mom only enjoyed watching his misfortune and laughing at him. She was not like other people’s mothers, who would be heartbroken when their child was sick. His mother only knew how to laugh at him. On the other end, Rosella did not mind that Dylan hung up. She continued laughing and said to her mother-in-law and sisters-in-law, “Dylan sounds even worse than a duck’s quack. The

“Thanks, Mum.” She smiled back. “God, I hate Zion,” she muttered suddenly. I snorted, and within seconds, we were both laughing. “I hate him too,” I chimed in. “Remember when we went broke and ran out of toothpaste? And he was like, what do we need toothpaste for? Just mash some charcoal and use that?” Mom burst out laughing louder, wiping tears from her eyes. “Oh! Oh my God. Or when the water ran out and he said we should bathe in the river—THE RIVER—when people were literally drinking from it?”

"E il bambina?" I smiled. "Sembra che diventerai nonni anche prima." Looks like you'll be grandparents even sooner. Momma did a little dance as she silently screamed her joy to the ceiling. Her fists pumped into the air as she twirled and spun around the room. She swept Papa up into her glee. They swayed around the room to a music only Momma could hear. Jessa jolted against me gently. "Why are they dancing?" I chuckled. "They're excited to become nonni."

Yes, and the fact that I was married before. “I know, it's just, oh, it shows how old we are getting!” “Babe, forty-eight aren't old. Now look on the bright side; at least we have a few more children to get through school before they get married.” Dad laughed but mom didn't find it funny. She was acting a bit strange these past few weeks. Making me wonder what is going on with her. Mom glared at dad, “You think you are funny? Well, let's see if you like this joke, daddy, to be!”

, I said, my lips almost tearing apart for smiling too hard. " You're welcome dear", mom said. " Mom?" " What is it?" she rolled her eyes, chewing what was in her mouth. " You're not dad". " Says who? I and your father are one", she said, mimicking the voice of the monkey priest in The Lion King movie. We burst out in laughter. The sound of laughter made the aroma of the pancake more pleasing.

“Daddy don't make fun of me. It's been many years since I am not come to this town. How can I find the bloody address?” “Hahaha! Even in childhood you used to make silly excuses like this. But my son you're not intelligent. You're still my silly son don't Forget.” He again giggles. "Ahh! Don't stop it. I am hanging out. Share the location." "Hahaha! But listen. Now, granny is better. So don't take too much stress, drive the car carefully." He hangout the call. Huh! my dad never misses a chance to make fun of me after all I am Mumma's son. My mother loves me more than him. Hahaha! That's why he jealous. LOL!

Don't you start with m-, shh answer his question. "I did, I already ate three times today but I'm just really stressed and when I'm stressed I get hungry and cranky," I explained and he nodded while sipping his beer. That beverage doesn't look nice right now. Why did I ever drink it? I vow to myself to never touch a beer ever again. "Oh okay. So as I was saying, Jamie didn't want to tell his annoying mother to fuck off so I did it for him, hilarious right?" He laughed and I looked at him confused. Which part of this sentence is funny?

"Duh, I'm not a complete dolt I know I can't drink." "Didn't say you were babe but when you get around this bunch you always lose your damn mind." I glowered at the table at large and got goofy smiles all around. Fuck were these women up to? "This bunch is your two sisters, your mother and her friends." "Uh huh, your point?" "I never thought I'd see the day, my son the bad ass is whipped." Ma and her friends whooped it up at my expense and then the male jokes started. Apparently we were all pussy whipped asses being led around by our dicks. I never knew ma even had those types of conversations.

“I want to stock up on Snickers, Chips Ahoy and maybe some M&M’s. You know, melts in your mouth, not in your hands.” “Good choice, honey,” Mrs. Montemayor says. “Those will bring you luck because M&M is also our family monogram. Get it? Montemayor.” The mother winks at her daughter and freezes her face like an emoji. Grace groans loudly and Kate and Mikaela laugh. “Yep. You’ve still got the monopoly on mom jokes,” Grace says, shaking her head.