You Re So Dumb Jokes Novels & Stories

I’ve seen that from last night through this morning. “I think your brain is clogged from lack of air, we say congratulations.” I help him out, my fingers massaging his scalp when I know fairly well it isn’t going to make him feel any better. “For someone rumored to be so fucking smart, you’re quite dumb.” I tug harder and he coughs, his laugh coming out choked. “No offense of course, you’re a bit touchy I see.” “What are you talking about?” I ask, referring to the first thing he said. He laughed again, this time it came out clearer as I released him.

He rolled his eyes. "Well he did got it." I chuckled. Joey sighed. "Are you dumb?" "Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb no ddaeme haru jongil-" "You're singing dumb song by a cake." "It's Red Velvet and you're annoying." "You're so talkative, I'm so going to drop you!" "Then drop me, I'm going to walk." "Why are you so hard?" "Hard like a rock." I pouted and he chuckled. "Why do you like basketball?" I asked.

I've just recently found out that I was switched at birth. Anthony Jefferson, the person who was raised in my place, and I end up joining an academic game show together—but he encourages everyone to ostracize me. "Sorry, Noah, but everyone on our team has a postgraduate degree. I don't think you'll fit in with us," Anthony says. Immediately, all the other contestants refuse to form a team with me. In fact, scathing remarks about me flood the internet, making me go viral. "Why did a brainless pretty boy like Noah Jefferson join an academic game show? He's obviously going to drag his teammates down!" "I heard he just returned to the family after spending his entire life in the countryside

He chuckled as if I was the funniest person alive, "You're okay." "I'm alive," I muttered once again, the pure shock is obviously tinted on my voice. He smiled, "And you are repeating what I'm saying." I nodded slowly, "And I'm repeating what you are saying." He nods, "Yes, you are." "Yes, I am." "I'm stupid." He tried tricking me. Not going to work, ass. I scoffed loudly, "Yes, you're stupid." "So you're not in shock, that's good." He nodded to himself as if he just learned something fascinating.

Second of all, being smart has nothing to do with a person who is bad on taking directions😐 so fuck off🖕🏼🖕🏼 Adrien: Σ（ﾟдﾟlll ) I'm sorry, why u so mean('°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀) if u keep being like that, no one will want u and u will die alone. You: I don't give a fuck, who would want to be with an idiotic person anyway.

“Lenoir stop being emotional, what happened is not deep—” “— OH! YOU GETTING SHOT AT BY DIFFERENT CATEGORIES OF BULLETS IS NO BIG DEAL?!” Lenoir chuckled like an insane person and continued nagging while I tried my very best not to lose my cool. I didn't even have the strength to yell, I used up all my energy at court. “THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING SMART AND BEING STUPID! AND YOU MY DEAR WIFE DEFINITELY DON'T FILL THE CATEGORY OF SMARTS!!”

" Do not act dumb. I know you are not that dumb. " " You are holding a gun next to someone's head and you still call a man who has nothing on him a thief. " Mike chuckled. " You are quite pathetic." " You have some guts ,you know? Are you aware of that?" " Unfortunately, I am not aware of that. " " That ud because you are too dumb. " " How do you expect me to understand a single thing you say when you have been contradicting yourself all the while you have spoken? You said I am dumb. Yet you tell the same dumb person that he has guts. A dumb person is not supposed to have guts, you know."

he says simply. I blink at him. “You always do.” He tilts his head. “You look like you could use a dumb joke.” “I really could.” He leans in. “Okay, what do you call a chicken that crossed the road, rolled in mud, and came back?” I stare at him. “A dirty double-crosser.” I snort. “That’s horrible.” He grins. “But you laughed.” “I did not.” He lifts a brow. “You giggled.”

Tony waved his hand right in front of me and I slumped on my chair. "Am I really becoming stupid?" I frowned and his forehead creased. "What are you talking about?" he laughed, mirth in his gaze. "Never in my life have I been called an idiot or dumb and now I am suddenly hearing those things from the people I knew," I bit my lower lip. "People change, some get wiser, others get dumber," he laughed much louder this time. I knew he was just kidding, and he was only making fun of me, but I really was starting to question my brilliance.

His shoulders were shaking erratically and he could barely breathe for laughter. I watched his sputtering laugh for about five minutes until I spoke, "If you bang that thing anymore I'm afraid it'll get pregnant." And all the three of them stopped dead in their tracks to look at me, agape. "What! Now I can't even make a joke!?" I deadpanned and Reuben was on again with his next round of unstoppable titters. "...(heavy breathing)...Ahem! That was entertaining. Never knew there existed a being enabling of shutting Lexter off." He mouthed in an amused tone.