You Re So Dumb Jokes Novels & Stories

' Blackmailer- 'Yeah you are a brunette bimbo with small boobs and zero IQ. I bit my lip from wailing in desperation. It's another thing being called dumb and stupid, it's completely different being taunted on physical appearance and I definitely didn't appreciate it from my boyfriend, fake wasn't a good enough excuse. 'I bet they are bigger than your d!ck.' Drew- 'Shit just got serious! Brb getting some popcorn!'

I stood there, feeling foolish, exposed, and furious all at once. Just when I thought I might actually pass out from the tension, he spoke. “So,” he said slowly, his voice low and husky, “you’re the dumbass failing English.” My stomach twisted instantly. Anger surged through me like fire. “Yes,” I snapped back, meeting his gaze boldly, “I failed English. But I’m not a dumbass.” He leaned back slightly and chuckled, clearly amused. “I can see you’re a proud dull brain,” he said with a grin. “Probably filled with fish cells instead of thoughts.”

Dumb face: did that gross you out enough to fess up your location? Yup. Me: I'm at home. Dumb face: What? Why? Me: I'm sick. Dumb face: What?! How? Dumb face: Forget that see you in a minute. What? No this is my period. Boys are gross out by girls and their periods. I don't need Aaron to be grossed out by me. Me: No Aaron don't come. Dumb face: Wait what kind of sick are you? Aspirin sick or chocolate sick.

the man keeps interrupting "hey you shut the fuckup Fitsher, you're a gad`damn drunk, how many bottles would your sh*t belly take before you stop, with your chicken hands. What do you mean by "dem right!" (Big j mimicking his voice) I'm sure your mama is at the church singing halleluyah praise the Lord my son is a good man, not knowing he is an empty vessel! with chicken brains." "hahahaha." other men laughing at Fitsher "what are you laughing about?, (they all fell silent) you are all a disgrace!" Big j said.

Jeff jokes around and laughs his ass out. “Shut up,” “Shut up!” Both Seid and I yell at his not-so-funny joke.

I’ve seen that from last night through this morning. “I think your brain is clogged from lack of air, we say congratulations.” I help him out, my fingers massaging his scalp when I know fairly well it isn’t going to make him feel any better. “For someone rumored to be so fucking smart, you’re quite dumb.” I tug harder and he coughs, his laugh coming out choked. “No offense of course, you’re a bit touchy I see.” “What are you talking about?” I ask, referring to the first thing he said. He laughed again, this time it came out clearer as I released him.

He rolled his eyes. "Well he did got it." I chuckled. Joey sighed. "Are you dumb?" "Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb no ddaeme haru jongil-" "You're singing dumb song by a cake." "It's Red Velvet and you're annoying." "You're so talkative, I'm so going to drop you!" "Then drop me, I'm going to walk." "Why are you so hard?" "Hard like a rock." I pouted and he chuckled. "Why do you like basketball?" I asked.

"I just don't want to be called a Luna" He shook his head and looked back at the fridge. "You're dumb." "What? No, you're dumb." "No Jenna, you're dumb." "No you're dumb." He closes the door. "Clearly you are." "How am I dumb?" "You're dumb for liking Alcander back.'' I felt my jaw clench. "Thats doesn't mean I'm dum-" "Yes it does. Because who goes back to someone who chained you for weeks. Weeks Jenna! How are you so stupid for going back to him!?"

Dumb laughed, “There are two of us, and just one of you, far away from civilisation. No one is going to help you, and when we are done, we are going to take your car, and your wallet, and return to the café. That slut of a waiter is going to be our whore until we are tired of her,” My eyes darkened, my wolf enraged at what they had said about Aurora. “You don’t have to tell him all that,” dumber hissed, his voice filled with anger as he glared at his friend. “That is some plan, would you like to hear mine?” I asked. “Wait, I had already told you the first night we met,” I said in a low tone. “You are a dead man!” dumb growled, lunging at me as he punched me square on the jaw.

“Lenoir stop being emotional, what happened is not deep—” “— OH! YOU GETTING SHOT AT BY DIFFERENT CATEGORIES OF BULLETS IS NO BIG DEAL?!” Lenoir chuckled like an insane person and continued nagging while I tried my very best not to lose my cool. I didn't even have the strength to yell, I used up all my energy at court. “THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING SMART AND BEING STUPID! AND YOU MY DEAR WIFE DEFINITELY DON'T FILL THE CATEGORY OF SMARTS!!”