Your So Dumb Jokes Novels & Stories

If retail therapy wasn’t on the table, I’d take verbal annihilation any day. You see, I’ve mastered the art of throwing bullies off their game. Random jokes, historical references, lines from Shakespeare or sitcoms – whatever makes them pause long enough to question if they’re being insulted. And when the fog of confusion lifts, reality hits. They start to question themselves whether they are stupid. And as we all know they are, it's a lovely moment for self-reflection. I slowly pointed to Tom. “Ah. So you must be Dumb...” Then I pointed to his acne-splotched sidekick. “...and Dumber then.”

I looked at him widening my eyes and asked him," Why did you push me?" I saw him laughing like I have said any kind of joke. Why is he laughing? Is it funny? He said controlling his laugh," You are really dumb. You didn't get my joke yet." " Joke? What do you mean? I asked him with a gloomy expression on my face. Then, he sat down on the couch crossing his legs. He said laughing," I was very angry about some office matter. So, I wanted to laugh and that's why I joked with you. Trust me, I didn't know that I can make such a great joke and you are that dumb."

Tony waved his hand right in front of me and I slumped on my chair. "Am I really becoming stupid?" I frowned and his forehead creased. "What are you talking about?" he laughed, mirth in his gaze. "Never in my life have I been called an idiot or dumb and now I am suddenly hearing those things from the people I knew," I bit my lower lip. "People change, some get wiser, others get dumber," he laughed much louder this time. I knew he was just kidding, and he was only making fun of me, but I really was starting to question my brilliance.

"Okay! Okay! I will stop, but that joke of yours isn't good. Aren't there any more funny jokes?" I sat down next to Shin again. "I still have a lot of jokes," I replied. "Okay let me hear," "Here is a knock-knock joke. Knock-knock," - Me. "Who's there?" - Shin. "Tank," - Me. "Tank, who?" - Shin. "You're welcome!" Shin and I both poker-faced to that joke at the same time so I immediately drew a long line on it. "Knock! Knock!" - Me.

I wonder how I always end up being called the dumb one. “I don’t know, use your stupid brain” Scott said. “Who the fuck are you calling stupid?. Do I need to remind you that my IQ is a lot higher than yours” She ranted or should I say yelled making me distance the phone from my ear. “Right now, I feel as if my own IQ is higher than yours because if you’re unable to make up a flimsy excuse, then am quite happy to say that you’re the most dumb person I have ever met” Scott said and Jer starts to try and break the argument and talk about the situation at hand but the two idiots are not listening. I immediately cut the call, if I listen to their argument one more time, I will literally commit a

I question him while jabbing my finger against his chest. "Because you are not smart to fall from my wisdom, Ariana, if you were, then you would have become my girlfriend way back," He says in a bored tone, then slowly a smug smile creeps on his face, "But I think you may fall for my good looks now." "Ewww! Who told that you are good-looking?" I make a face, "And did you just call me a dumbo?" I threateningly narrow my eyes at him as soon as I realize that he has called me stupid.

I personally enjoy eating them. "Ahan han, is this not Dumbi," a familiar voice asked. I immediately looked up to find the same guy that told me Sandra was not time. Like, what exactly is this guys problem. He is everywhere, like he just keeps appearing everywhere. And that his big mouth won't stop running up and down. So annoying. "Dumbi, you really have eye for good things, beautiful women. Well packaged women. I have never for once seen you with an ugly woman." The guy added, laughing crazily like a mad man

I said to him, throwing tantrums like a child. "Damn, Nola. I didn’t know you were dumb!" he said and sighed. He massaged his temples before looking at me again. And what did he say? Me? Dumb? I leaned back a little and held my chest dramatically. "Wow! Me? Dumb? Who's better at choosing fish, huh?"

She was pretending to be looking for their friend when, in reality, she was just trying to change the topic. Bambi laughed while pointing a finger at Jada and warning her, “Don’t you dare call him that or he might kill you first, even before Kobe could.” “I still don’t understand where he got that much stupidity!” Jada complained, trying her best to control her laughter. Honey chimed in, “True, I don’t know who he took after,” then she glanced at Bambi. When their friend realized that they were teasing him, he scrunched his nose, “Byotches! Don’t me! I’m in no way as stupid as that toasted bread!” he snapped.

I fell on my delicate butt cheeks and even the dumbest person in the world would know how painful that is. Dylan, just like I expected, started laughing. Is he fucking serious? I just fell on my butt guys! My butt! I guess the dumbest person in the world didn't figure out how painful it was. Then I connected the dots, everything fell into place. The warm this was his chest and the scent came from him which means, I was burying my head into his chest all along! Are you fucking kidding me! "You're literally the dumbest person I know" He said as he starred down at me. Couldn't blame him. The only talent he had was to throw rude remarks.