Your So Ugly Jokes Novels & Stories

Heavy with shit we weren’t saying. I cleared my throat. “Alright. That’s enough depressing hospital talk. You know what would really make my day better?” He glanced at me, brows raised. “A really dumb joke.” Andrew blinked. Then tilted his head a little, lips twitching like he was fighting a smile. “A dumb joke?” I nodded, lips curving around the cigarette still hanging from my mouth. “Come on. Hit me.” He gave me a look—half skeptical, half amused. “Fine. What do you call a sad strawberry?”

I laughed so hard that I couldn't contain my cackles and snorts which made her face turn an ugly shade of red that doesn't look good on her. "What the fuck are you laughing at bitch?" she growled turning another shade uglier and lemme just say ewwwww as I laughed harder. "Nothing much really, just the fact you're so dumb and stupid. First I'm not a bitch but guess who is? You! Your tasty ass is the biggest bitch I've even met. So thumbs up on that award. And second you think my mates will take a glance at your broomstick physique or your ugly ass face and by the way as girl to girl, red is very very ugly color on you maybe you should try green. I believe it will suit you better." I said wit

He murmured, ruefully. I badly didn't want to see him sad anymore. "Jokes could help.You can tell me jokes" "Jokes"He said more to himself as if thinking of something up. "Well, I think I heard this somewhere,I don't really remember how it starts or ends but the punch line is...'Get lost,you old cargo'!" I grimaced. "So am I supposed to laugh to an half joke?" He pouted."I'm an hopeless joke teller" I couldn't stop myself from laughing not because of his half joke but because of how hopeless he looked.

Worse, I have a bad habit of laughing out loud,literally. I don't laugh classically , I laugh loud enough to make another person laugh, Daniel told me one, my laughter is very contagious. Daniel heard me and laughed a little too,but seeing the boss' cold stare ,we had to swallow every amusement piling up inside of us. "My apologies boss"I said immediately. "You are as ugly as your laugh" The boss replied,wow that one hit me,a thunderous laughter from others buried me,I don't think I will ever laugh again. "Don't let it get to you"

eat? "Then, the big fish said, 'I... like... to... eat... small... fish... that... talks... slowly.' "After that, the small fish said, 'Oh, no!'" Nobody made a sound after Stella told the joke. Stella also thought that it was kind of a bad joke. So, she coughed and said, "Is it not funny?" Vermont showed his support. "No, it's hilarious." However, Keegan said sarcastically, "Do you mean ridiculous?"

"Is it because you're so hideous that they can't bear to look at you?" He burst out laughing, his deep, husky voice echoing through the darkness. "“Love, are you indirectly calling me ugly!?" he asked, his eyes glittering with amusement. “Ain’t you ugly?”. I asked, a smirk playing on my lips. “Do you think I’m ugly?”. He asked, his voice serious and calm. "How can you be so sure that we are mates?" I asked, deflecting his question with one of my own.

"Hugo, did you hear that? She told me to think about the consequences. Oh, I'm so scared." Only when she'd had her fill of laughing did she turn back to face me. "Jillian, what makes a swindling fake socialite like you think you can act so high and mighty in front of me?" she asked, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "I'm doing the world a favor by making sure you don't go out and prey on other men." I had completely lost my patience.

I laughed, knowing that I had hit a sensitive spot. But then, Sophia suddenly looked up at me, a sly grin spreading across her face. "Actually, my ex-husband was a cheapskate," she said, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "He took me to the most luxurious place he could afford... the McD*nald's drive-thru." I burst out laughing, unable to contain my amusement. Sophia's joke was hilarious, and I was impressed by her quick wit. As I laughed, Sophia smiled, looking pleased with herself. "I'm glad I could make you laugh," she said, her eyes sparkling with amusement.

Did this soggy-faced lady just called me ugly? “ Would have said same for you, but I guess you already see it in the mirror everyday.” “ Let me be, Jason!” since he couldn't get to make me stop talking, he resorted to pleading with her to stop responding to my childish statements. “ Yes! You are ugly! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!” “ Can you all stop it already? I'm too tired to advise two grown women to quit exchanging words and focus more on finding my child.”

Zack Lee smiled at me and teased me. “Don’t laugh. You’re ugly like a shit. ” I said with emphasis and his staff held back their laughter, because he was really ugly. “W-what ?! What did you say?!. ” He asked me angrily and suddenly, and I was the one laughing out loud now because of what he was up to. Why? Can’t he accept that he’s really ugly ?. Criminal is still ugly.