Your So Ugly Jokes Novels & Stories

" Ugly mannequin " " Have you ever seen one? " He asks with a sneer on his face " Try melting one and you'll know " " Idiot " he mutter standing up straight. " Just wanted to tell you that I'd odered food and it's already in the sitting room so if you like starve and if you like don't starve. I don't care what happens to you either " " You know something? I wanted to tell you that you'd finally had sense but you just had to spoil somehow. Can't blame you any ways it's just not my fault you're like that "

no reason even after it looked like they just showered.” The bigger one said as they all laughed. “I mean really how is it possible that you come out the shower with soap in your ears, and you still stink?” The smaller one said as she gagged. As the other two laughed so hard they were starting to cry and the middle one had the loud laugh like a banshee. It was contagious because I found myself chuckling at them. “Hey, can I borrow your ketchup bottle?” The smaller one asked me. “Yea, sure.” I answered handing her the bottle from my table. “Thank you, and I want to apologize for my loud ass cousin they have no home training. I know you couldn’t study in peace with Shawna laughing like a

Why call me nerd every damn time ? I hated that word !! “None of your damn business, dumb fvck,” I replied, the anger coming from somewhere else. He smelt like oh gawd, did he sleep with the entire female university population here ? “Wow, you called me dumb. That is the joke of the century,” Lex laughed out loud while slapping his knee dramatically. Drama Queen, ughh !

“Mr. Fredric just left.” “Where did he go, you idiot?! Don’t play with me. I know he’s right next to you—put him on the phone!” “I’m not lying. If you don’t believe me, let’s video call.” Laughter erupted from her end, sounding like a wicked witch from Sleeping Beauty. Honestly, she was scarier than Maleficent.

And you’re ugly too. That play wasn’t even all that. And you are definitely not Patrick Mahomes Your “aura” stinks—I don’t know why people think you’re some alpha male or whatever. And why would anyone want to bend over for you? I don’t like your smile either. Your dimples are ugly Silence roared in my ears. For a long moment, I just stared at the screen, completely blank. Then—I laughed. I bit down hard on my lower lip to keep it quiet, shoulders shaking as I leaned forward, pressing my fist to my mouth.

They will probably cut off my allowance again. I hate that damn Dean! He is annoying and arrogant. I also hate those stupid girls, why are they so into that old mogul? Their admiration for that uncultured corn hair. It literally makes me want to pull out all his golden hair. It's satisfying to dump his handso —darn, Ugly face in the mud. He is not attractive at all, everything about him is ugly! “Hey, sup, sissy? You suddenly turned into an empty body, where did your soul travel? I bet it went to the dean again. You are probably thinking of him again."

Matt jumped in laughing. "There's no point in laughing, it will only prove how much of a macho man you are. I mean macho macho,macho man you've got to be, a macho man macho, macho man you've got to be." Grey teased, making some funny gestures with his hands. “Did you hear that?” Killian turned to Matt, laughed and shook his head. Matt willed himself not to laugh at his joke but it was already hard as he ended up giving a husky laugh at his words.

it seems she will peel her skin off "Shit....I shouldn't use water proof..why don't they wipe off easiky...but one second..if it is waterproof then how it can smudge to me chin " Ava was blabbering anything in tension Sana couldn't control her laugh "God...look how much u get scared..Ava...u are really so cute " Ava realise she was making fun of her... " But yours is not waterproof and I must say my brother has such a big mouth " Ava replied with an evil smirk...Sana hurriedly put her hand on her mouth...both look at each other and burst out laughing...

"Alright, fine. If you won't smile, I'll have to tell you my top-tier jokes. What do you call a fake noodle?" Elena had blinked, her stern frown flickering for a split second. "What?" "An impasta." She had stared at me in absolute, stony silence for three whole seconds. "That is terrible. That is the worst joke I've ever heard." "Okay, okay, tough crowd," I had grinned, my dark eyes sparkling with wicked delight as I stroked her cheek. "Why don't scientists trust atoms?" "Jaxx, please stop…" "Because they make up everything."

“I’m ugly? You’re rotten from the inside.” She giggles at the guy. “Ooh, are you going to tell me that you have a good soul and I have a bad one and that you’ll get all the good things in life because of that good soul of yours?” She chuckles so loud that everyone turns to stare, including Alessandro and his posse. “What a joke! Everyone knows that it’s the way you look and carry yourself that gets you far in life. You wish you had even a fraction of my beauty and status, but sorry, hun, you’ll never be like me.”