Your So Ugly Jokes Novels & Stories

"That stupid toilet bowl is messing with me again! Kuya is to blame! He left his boxer brief in the bathroom, and it fell into the toilet bowl as I was pouring water on it! How do you unclog a stupid toilet bowl?! ” Hazel burst out laughing. "Suck it, lady." Jewel grinned as Gabbi's expression darkened. "You're the only one who can suck a stupid toilet bowl, and maybe you can suck the septic tank as well," Gabbi said. "That's enough," Jewel said quietly, returning to the keyboard. Hazel and Gabbi were not very good at playing jokes because they often took jokes personally, which resulted in a nasty fight. Gabbi was grumpy, and Hazel adored grumpiness.

I chew slowly before swallowing, then take a long swig of my sprite. "Ahh, that was good." "Stuffing your face like the ugly pig you are." "Ugly? You're calling me ugly?" I break out into fits of laughter. He stares at me as if he’s looking at an alien. "Yes, fat and ugly and disgusting."My laughter stops as I look at him, dark brown hair, piercing brown eyes, pouty lips, and cheekbones that could cut steel. I can see why book Nygeria is attracted to him; I would have been too if he wasn’t a piece of shit.

Imagine your twin calling herself ugly and you have the same face) “Molto fastidioso.” (Very annoying) I snort out a laugh. I’ve been there, in those exact shoes. Sofia didn’t want to leave the house because she felt ‘ugly.’ “Avevo un brufolo!” (I had a pimple!) she frowns, crossing her arms over her chest like a child. Everyone laughs. “E non ne ho più avuto uno da allora.” (And I haven’t gotten another one since then) she grins proudly.

Ugly. "Ari," I screamed at the top of my voice, just before she could pull the trigger. "Is this what you really want?”

He frowned at it. annihilatorAK47 ×y'all shouldn't be so ignorant. Remember the waiter he'd kissed? Chelsea is so self absorbed that he'd looked past the fact that he'd literally harassed somebody at his workplace and had shamed him for having an 'unusual' face. Being beautiful is not just about having a pretty face and you Chelsea are the ugliest person I've ever seen. #chelseaugliestbitchintheworld Chelsea scoffed. What? He couldn't believe it. Who the hell did this person think they were?

“No. I’m just not used to the smell of this bus… ” I frowned at Shin as he stopped and laughed again. “What’s so funny?” I asked, annoyed. “You—hahaha!” And he couldn’t stop laughing. “What’s so funny?” “You are so ugly, your voice is even uglier when you pinch your nose—hahaha. Four-eyed strawberry. You have caught all the ugliness in the world. From face to voice—hahaha.” I want to kick this Shin, the way he laughs like there’s no tomorrow.

he replied with a sarcastic remark so good I laughed. "That's funny??" he asked me, smirking. "Nope, but it's funny seeing you giving jokes a try babe, it's still not your thing," I said to him sweetly not to hurt his ego but to be honest, it was honestly true, I did think he was a hottie with good jokes, just sometimes, you got to break their ego a little, it helped put them in their place.

SCARLETT'S POV. I was completely right. The party was boring as hell, and from the looks of things we weren't even near done here. And then even worse, the annoying as fuck MC who thoughts his jokes were so funny but they were obviously not, had been wasting so much time on the third segment of the programme which was jokes and riddles, that I almost threw my shoe at him. If I heard one more uncle joke coming from his mouth, I could just do it right there, damning all the consequences.

Jоеl сhuсklеd lоudlу оbvіоuѕlу fіndіng the whоlе thіng соmрlеtеlу аnd uttеrlу hіlаrіоuѕ. “It’ѕ nоt funny, Jоеl,” I fumеd, соmрlеtеlу еmbаrrаѕѕеd by thе fасt thеу knеw whаt I ѕоundеd like in the moment. “Oh іt іѕ, Iz, come on, сrасk a ѕmіlе,” hе tеаѕеd.

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.