Most Expensive Bite Ever
I was checking out our own hotel. Got hungry, so I snagged a tiny bread roll before my order came out.
Then the lobby manager strutted over and slapped me with a fine.
"Hi, miss. No outside food. You stayed eight minutes and thirty seconds, spent $150, and your fine's $128,000."
I stared at the ticket like, What the hell? Snapped a pic and sent it to the board, tagging my lovely brother:
[Getting fined at our own hotel—so THIS is how you're boosting revenue?]