Funny 4 Word Sayings Novels & Stories

I replied with gritted teeth and turned towards the garbage bin. "Oh shut!" he mumbled. I ignored him and just pushed the garbage bin a little so that not everything falls off but just a little because I can't ignore that it is not that correct thing to do. "What are you doing?" those four shouted at me. I turned back towards them and said "If I heard another word wrongly about her then I will throw the wastage in this bin on your heads." Saying that I walked away with my friends. After few minutes they both laugh and I couldn't help but laugh at them remembering those four faces when I said that.

Hazel… you still have time to turn things around… do not encourage this! I laughed, “Hey, I only said that because then I was thinking about marrying you an…” Shit! Oh shit! Shit Shit Shit! What did I just say? Oh Fuck me! Ahhhh!!! There is no turning back now is there? “What I meant to say was… ugm… you know what… Honey is fine… call me Honey…” Ahhhh! Can the ground please open up and swallow me this instant? What the hell am I saying?

He takes a deep breath as he drives like a maniac down the road. " Asa, please, let me go." I say. My eyes are swell and i bet my make-up is smeared " Fuck it , Asa, she sounds like your lost child." Coen laughs. What exactly is funny. " Please..." " I swear to go God, if you say another word..." I interrupt him. " Please..."

“ Cuckoo” “ Daffy” “ Lunkhead” “ Whacky” “ Zany” “ Loony” “ Kooky” “ Screwball” “ Half-baked” Hudson snapped. “ Inept” “ Daft” “ Dippy” “ Dotty” “ Birdbrain” Alvara snapped back. “ Chucklehead” “ Chowder head” “ Boobish” “ Airhead” “ Brain dead” “ Dense”

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

Sarcasm evident in my words *Just hurry up* *Fine* I replied and as I was about to keep my phone back into its rightful place I bumped into someone and my hot cocoa slipped from my hand unto the floor "We have to stop meeting like this cupcake" Only one human being in the world called me that. "Sorry about your hot cocoa though. At least it didn't spill all over your shirt" he said with an amused look on his charming face. Maybe if I ignore him he'll go away

They really were amused by my words. “Are you stupid?” One of them said between laughs, shaking his head as though I had just told the most absurd joke imaginable, “Do you even understand what you are saying? We were hoping you would defend yourself by saying something normal, but this is the best you could come up with?”

She accidentally let out a snort at that. “You know what my grandfather said to me before he died?” Alan tried again. “You literally already did this one.” “He said … stop shaking the ladder dammit!” Alan laughed. “You’re an idiot.” Emily said. “Hey. Emily. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?” “He said : Dam.” Alan laughed so much he was slapping his knee. “You do know these aren’t actually funny right?” Emily asked him. “Hey Emily…. What happens when two men walk out of the building and get into the truck?” Alan said.

I said lazy. Come on, isn't there a more sensible saying for times like this? "It's a joke, idiot!" she snapped. This is just funny. I burst out laughing, seeing Violet's face scrunched up in annoyance. Our senses of humor are so different, it's weird considering we've been good friends until now.

Why didn't you fucking say that a week ago! All I hear are three very distinct laughs. Shaking my head I go inside. Paxton is the dumbest of the four. "Hey I heard that!" "You were meant too!"