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subukan mong magpakita sa pinas nang walang pera ipapahiya kita sa mga pinsan mo Frito" (Don't come home here in our province, try to come here in the Philippines without money, I'll embarrass you in front of your cousins.) "Hindi na kita anak, pinapahiya mo ako sa mga kamaganak ko rito.. akala ko ba naman porket hapon mapapangasawa ko giginhawa na buhay. haruki mahiya ka naman sa mga pinsan mo na naka graduate na ha p*****a kang bata ka wala kang kwenta"

New Message from +63919846327 I adjusted to persmub that text 27 minutes ago and was followed by this text just now. New Message from +63919846327 smile more. I frowned at what I read. who is it? He didn't answer my question earlier about who he was. So I repeated my text earlier. He replied in less than a minute. New Message from +63946327 4evER mu pu Me: haha ​​xori po kasal na aq,, New Message from +63916327 your story with the turtle

Young Kai furrowed his brow at the girl's question. "Huh?" "Sabi ko, “Bakit ka umiiyak?” bingi ka ba? (I said, 'Why are you crying?' Are you deaf?)" the girl asked. "Sorry but I can’t understand you," he replied, still confused by what the girl meant to say. "Patay! Alien! (Shoot! Alien!)" the girl exclaimed, slapping her forehead. "What?" young Kai asked, confused. " Paano ba ‘to? Hmm… Ah! Why you cry? Teka tama ba? Basta ‘yon na ‘yon! (How do I do this? Hmm... Ah! Why you cry? Is that right? Well, close enough!)"

saka ako tuluyang naglakad sa ulan gamit ng itim kong payong. Hindi ko alam pero parang naging mitsa yung pangyayari yung upang mas lalo kong ilapit yung sarili ko sakaniya. Gusto ko na siyang makausap at makasama na parang hindi ko na ata kaya ang maghintay pa ng mas matagal. Kaya naman kahit matagal ko nang alam yung facebook account niya eh ngayon lang ako nagkaroon ng lakas ng loob na I-add siya.

YOU can say that you're really into your friends if you smile and laugh with them genuinely. I guess this is what I deserve. I once lost a person who almost become the most important person in my life and now, God gave me these peeps that will surely be with me throughout the years. Kung nagawa kong madapa at masaktan noon, masaya pa rin ako dahil doble o triple pa ang ibinalik sa akin ng nasa itaas.

Siya ulit. "Iihh! Ako nakakuha nito, eh! Tsaka favorite ko si Rilakkuma noh! Ayoko, pororo!" Parang bata kong saad. Ganito naman talaga ako pagKAIBIGAN ko na ang isang tao, kung tao ba tong kasama ko o hayop, pero hindi naman ako masyadong showy. Medyo lumalabas lang ang pagkamasayahin side ko. "Bilis na! Para memories natin sa isa't-isa!"

Could he be a scammer? : Kakaiba ka, hindi ako makapaniwala na makakaramdam ako ng ganito. (You're different, I couldn't believe I could feel this way.) I am shocked that he can speak Tagalog. I didn't think I could talk to anyone else who was good at Tagalog except Fritz, Ev, and my parents. : Are you Filipino? You can speak Tagalog... A few minutes passed without anyone replying so I just put my phone down again and closed my eyes.

(this people are ability users) the boss introduced them one by one and the group turned loud when they saw Christian “tangina! May bata! Gagawin mob a yang pampataba sa lupa pag mamatay?” (Crap! A child! Will he be useful as a fertilizer when he died?) Christian flinched when he heard the statement. He knows that there will be a backlash when they find out that a child will tag along

"By the way, thank you for your compliment earlier but babe?...I just noticed that you are so talented, you can read even if it's facing the ot Salamat sa compliment pero ngayon ko lang napansin...ang talented mo pala, nakakapagbasa ka kahit baliktad." tumawa ako at umiiling iling na lumabas kaya hindi ko na nakita ang reaksiyon nito.

Achievement iyon para sa akin! "His full name is Tiburcio Verson Henares II. He likes to be called Trevor more or just T. His close friends calls him, T short for Tiburcio, which is, way more better." tumango nalang ako sa kaniya habang pilit pa ring pinapakalma ang sarili matapos matawa sa hindi ko na malamang dahilan. Basta siguro patungkol kay Tiburcio, natatawa nalang talaga ako. Kahit wala pa 'yang dahilan. Kahit simple pa 'yan.