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In the middle of a lively night, can you guess what's about to come? In the middle of the busy street, do you realize there is something in the dump? Shane Hoseinzade was peacefully sleeping on the floor when three conservative, loud knocks echoed inside. Would he open the door? On the other side, someone wearing a black cloak and holding a giant scythe is standing on the doorstep. With head bowed down, a pair of mismatched eyes glowed while staring at the door. Patiently waiting for the target to open the door. If you hear three violent knocks on your door at exactly midnight, would you dare to open the door? But what if those violent knocks are the knocks of the person you promised to marry in the future? Death? A grim reaper? A demon? Whoever it is, are you ready to face your fears?

Ever thought about accidentally texting your boss for an adult movie? Yep, Suzy Chase did just that. What blew her mind more was the CEO personally showed up at her door. "Sorry, no movie, but I can give you a live demonstration." After a night that was anything but expected, Suzy was sure she was about to get canned. But what followed was beyond her expectations. "Please consider marrying me." The man proposed seriously.Suzy was dumbfounded...Mr. Park, you can’t be serious!

*Abandoning ship isn’t my style. It wasn’t hers either, but our circumstances ripped us apart. Now it’s not just a literal ocean standing between us. Francine Chirilova has no direction. After coming out of the closet leaves her without a family at age 18, the quick witted 25 year old has been forced to survive on her connections and kind personality. Throw in a rapidly decreasing appetite and a tendency to gravitate toward abusive women for a epic shit show. While recovering from her latest 4 year long mistake, she makes a strong, yet unlikely connection with her virtual best friend. Que in recovering alcoholic Vasilisa Krovopuskova, aged 26 from Siberia, Russia. After surviving a grueling upbringing on her own, trust is a difficult concept to grasp. Already having experienced heartbreak once before, she wasn’t looking for anything serious when Francine crash landed into her life via an online sanctuary for lesbians. With an ocean separating the two, neither Francine nor Vasilisa know which direction to swim in. Will they stay on their side of the world, or drown trying to get to the other? *Disclaimer* - Strong mature content. 18+, please Book one. To follow is book two: “Our Blank Canvas.”

DEVAUX SERIES 1: The ruthless CEO second chance (Aiden Story) [COMPLETED] DEVAUX SERIES 2: (Keon Story) upcoming... DEVAUX SERIES 3: (Addison Story) upcoming... DEVAUX SERIES 4: (Allistair Story) upcoming... DEVAUX SERIES 5: (Allard Story) upcoming... Atasha Selry, isang wedding coordinator na matagal ng pinipilit ng kaniyang ina na magkaroon na ng asawa at mga anak but it is not her thing because she wanted to focus on her mom first until unexpectedly had happened. Nangyari ang isang gabi na magpapabago sa buhay niya sa piling ni Keiron Kent Devaux ang pinkang mayaman na tao sa mundo, a billionaire. Nagkaroon sila ng kambal na anak pero hindi ito alam ng lalaki hanggang sa muli silang magkita.

Walang ibang pinangarap si Sabrina kung hindi ay ang makapagtapos ang mga kapatid sa pag-aaral at hindi maranasan ang hirap ng buhay na dinanas niya. Hindi basta-bastang nagtitiwala si Lance lalo na sa mga babae dahil sa madilim niyang nakaraan na hindi niya magawang bitawan. Pero paano kung magkita sila sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon? Posible bang titibok ang puso nila sa isa't isa? Magagawa bang alisin ni Sabrina ang poot at galit na nasa puso ni Lance?Tatanggapin ba niya ang alok ni Lance kapalit ng katuparan ng kaniyang pangarap?

Gumuho ang mundo ni Margaux nang hindi siputin ng kanyang boyfriend sa kanilang kasal. Lester was her first love-her first boyfriend, first kiss, and first heartbreak. Kung kailan handa na niyang ibigay rito ang lahat ay saka pa siya iniwan sa ere. Samantala, handa namang lumuhod ang lahat ng babae kay Lawrence kung gugustuhin niya. Isang antipatiko, mayabang, at womanizer na tinaguriang "Destroyer Casanova." Sa pagtatagpo ng kanilang mga landas, makaya kayang buoin ni Lawrence ang nawasak na puso ng babae? Kaya pa ba ni Margaux ang magtiwalang muli? Will they find the true meaning of trust? Will they take risk for what they call love?

Amalthea Romano is the most organized person you'd ever meet. From her closet, down to her study table, everything must be perfectly aligned. Ganoon din sa schedules niya! She's very goal oriented. She planned to graduate college, run the family business, get married eventually or maybe spend the rest of her life with her beloved pets. But one Sunday morning ruins it all. Papaanong biglang nasingit sa schedule niya ang maging babysitter?

Eunice was happy when she married the man she loved. Even though she was having a hard time with him. She still understands and cares for him. They just got married for the sake of the company and their parents' wishes. She endured everything. She thought that one day he would also learn to love her and accept their marriage. But she was wrong; she was hurting more. Her husband pays more attention to her ex-girlfriend than her. Until one night, she was surprised when she saw her husband standing in front of her room drunk. Then, he suddenly pulled her into the room. And there they made love. She gave herself to her husband even though he was drunk. Until a month later she found out that she was pregnant. She chose to stay away. She was afraid he would not believe her and reject their child. She walked away without saying anything about her pregnancy.. A few years later, she came back, this time with their child. What if their paths crossed again and destiny reunited them? What will Eunice do? Will she tell the truth that they have a child, or will she just hide it?

Ava, is a woman with big ambitions who will do her best to get them. She is capable of sacrificing anything, including the one she loves. Because of her dream, Ava had to leave. Harris is a man who is unconcerned about his own life. Everyday he will get drunk, as well as play with the hearts of the women he'll meet. When he met Ava, everything changed. He transformed into a decent man for Ava. Misty, on the other hand, is an obsessed hopeless romantic. Envy-filled woman, she was consumed by rage, allowing her to accomplish anything she wanted. Regardless of what will happen, she will do anything to make Ava miserable. Will Harris love be strong enough to wait Ava's return? Will they return to each other's arms when the right time comes? After everything Ava had to sacrifice, can she still choose to be with Harris?

A one hot night with Doctor Remonize Doctolorez ~ Yhra Santos, isang babae na pinag kaitan ng magandang buhay at maayos na pamilya. Anak sa pag kadalaga ng nanay nya sa isang Attorney na may pamilya na. Nag iisang nag tataguyod para sa pamilya nya, hanggang isang araw ay nakilala nya si Remonise, hiwalay sa fiance. Sabi ng binata ay kamuka nito ang dalaga na nang iwan sa kanya, kaya si Yhra ang kinagagalitan nya.