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In the middle of a lively night, can you guess what's about to come? In the middle of the busy street, do you realize there is something in the dump? Shane Hoseinzade was peacefully sleeping on the floor when three conservative, loud knocks echoed inside. Would he open the door? On the other side, someone wearing a black cloak and holding a giant scythe is standing on the doorstep. With head bowed down, a pair of mismatched eyes glowed while staring at the door. Patiently waiting for the target to open the door. If you hear three violent knocks on your door at exactly midnight, would you dare to open the door? But what if those violent knocks are the knocks of the person you promised to marry in the future? Death? A grim reaper? A demon? Whoever it is, are you ready to face your fears?

Ever thought about accidentally texting your boss for an adult movie? Yep, Suzy Chase did just that. What blew her mind more was the CEO personally showed up at her door. "Sorry, no movie, but I can give you a live demonstration." After a night that was anything but expected, Suzy was sure she was about to get canned. But what followed was beyond her expectations. "Please consider marrying me." The man proposed seriously.Suzy was dumbfounded...Mr. Park, you can’t be serious!

The Mafia Boss Kylo Lucian.Kilala sa pagiging mahigpit, malupit, at walang awa.Wala siyang pinapalagpas na atraso ng kahit sino man. Marami ang umaasa na balang araw kapag may napusuan siya babae ay magbabago ang pag-uugali niya.Magbabago ang  malupit na Mafia Boss.Subali't posibli nga ba? Kahit na parang wala itong balak na pumatol sa babae o mag-asawa? Akala ni Kylo ay hanggang hindi siya mag-aasawa ay walang makakapagpaikot sa kanya na kahit sinong babae sa palad nila.Hinding-hindi siya bibigay sa kahit na sino. Yan ang pangako niya sa sarili. Pero sino ba ang mag-aakala na hindi nga asawa ang makakapagpabigay at makakatunaw ng matigas na puso ng isang Kylo Lucian—Kundi isang 4 na taon na batang babae, anak ng lalaking nagkakautang sa kaniya na bigla nalang nawala.

Nabilah adalah seorang dokter muda di salah satu rumah sakit di Ibu kota. Visualnya yang menawan dan pembawaannya yang cerdas. Menjadikannya sebagai dokter muda teladan di Jakarta. Banyak penghargaan yang didapatkan, namun Nabilah belum sama sekali terjun ke dunia percintaan. Aldo, teman sekaligus residen onkologi Nabilah, dia memiliki rasa lebih dari seorang teman dan anak didik. Tapi sejak datangnya Lea, mantan Aldo. Semuanya berubah, sikap Aldo tidak lagi manis ke Nabilah ditambah dekat nya kapten dan Nabilah yang membuat Aldo semakin membenci Nabilah. Lalu apa yang terjadi? Aldo dengan Nabilah atau kapten dengan Nabilah?

*Abandoning ship isn’t my style. It wasn’t hers either, but our circumstances ripped us apart. Now it’s not just a literal ocean standing between us. Francine Chirilova has no direction. After coming out of the closet leaves her without a family at age 18, the quick witted 25 year old has been forced to survive on her connections and kind personality. Throw in a rapidly decreasing appetite and a tendency to gravitate toward abusive women for a epic shit show. While recovering from her latest 4 year long mistake, she makes a strong, yet unlikely connection with her virtual best friend. Que in recovering alcoholic Vasilisa Krovopuskova, aged 26 from Siberia, Russia. After surviving a grueling upbringing on her own, trust is a difficult concept to grasp. Already having experienced heartbreak once before, she wasn’t looking for anything serious when Francine crash landed into her life via an online sanctuary for lesbians. With an ocean separating the two, neither Francine nor Vasilisa know which direction to swim in. Will they stay on their side of the world, or drown trying to get to the other? *Disclaimer* - Strong mature content. 18+, please Book one. To follow is book two: “Our Blank Canvas.”

Gregory Stevens, a newly arrived student at Blackwood International College, mysteriously disappears from the elite private school. Erik Wilson must track him down without anyone knowing that they are hackers. With every clue that Erik discovers the lines become more and more blurred surrounding Gregory, and who he truly might be. The first clue he finds is a half-burned cryptic note that reads "Ric$40" written on top of Gregory's uniform in his dorm room. That same clue appears on Gregory's smartwatch as well. The realm of hacking knows his name and invites him to join in, and play.

Growing up in a community where she was abandoned by her estranged parents, she struggles to find her place in the land where nobody provides her with the acceptance which she desperately seeks. Her life suddenly becomes very captivating to many, after she stumbles on an inkwell in an antique store. The infamy of the inkwell repeatedly brings her a life of everyday “life and death” decision. As this book dives into the intricacies of the intersection between the old and new life of Emma, you have earned yourself a front row seat to her adventurous life by being in possession of this book.

Elara Duval lives two lives. By day, she’s the invisible stepdaughter in a family that dismisses her. By night, she’s ShadowByte, the most elusive hacker in the digital underworld. Anonymous. Untouchable. Safe. Or so she thinks. Damon Cross rules his empire with an iron fist. The billionaire CEO of CrossTech is brilliant, arrogant, and mercilessly calculated. His empire thrives on power, but when a cyberattack threatens everything he’s built, he sets his sights on the one ghost who could save him: ShadowByte. When their paths collide, sparks turn to fire. Their battle of wills is as dangerous as it is magnetic. He sees her as a puzzle he must control. She sees him as the kind of man she swore to never bow to. But when a public scandal forces them into a contract marriage, the thin line between hate and desire begins to blur. What happens when the man who never loses falls for the woman who refuses to be owned? And when Elara’s secret identity risks exposure, will the truth destroy them, or set them free? Crossed Lines is a contemporary romance full of drama, badgirl energy, hidden identity tension, and hate-to-love chemistry, where girl power collides with the arrogance of a billionaire CEO, and the stakes are nothing less than love, loyalty, and freedom.

Crossing Lines is a dark, seductive romance where power, obsession, and secrets blur the line between love and control. Lana Reyes, a driven NYU law student with a desperate need to stay afloat, takes a job at Vortex, Manhattan’s most exclusive underground club. She never expects to catch the eye of Nathan Cross—ruthless billionaire, Vortex’s elusive owner, and a man who doesn’t do second encounters. But when their worlds collide, the pull is magnetic. What begins as a dangerous game of dominance and desire spirals into something neither of them can control. As Lana falls deeper into Nathan’s world of power, secrets, and seduction, she must decide how far she's willing to go—and what lines she's willing to cross—to survive it. In a world where love is a weapon and trust is a risk, Crossing Lines is a provocative ride that will leave you breathless and begging for more.

Of all the sketches I have done, there's this thin line that has always been guarding my heart at the edge of my steps. Like love, drawn in the middle of a space, I have been looking for someone to continue the strokes only to realize that love doesn't always lie in the middle. It isn't just on the surface nor in the center. Love is beyond that. It's Beyond The Lines. All I have to do is to let him reach me there.