Funny Phrases Sayings Novels & Stories

“What are you, blind, you idiot?” Daniel laughs and shrugs. “It was a turn of phrase! Hyperbole!” “Oh gross, are you and Fay going to use big words all the time?” Janeen asks, turning to sneer at him. Jerome laughs again and Daniel just narrows his eyes at her, but he can’t help his smile.

Then she went straight into spasms of laughter. 'But Anna, that's crazy,' Harlan complained, holding his hands to his head. I saw her and caught her laughter. What's the matter, don't you dare? I didn't know you were thinking of going out with a chicken,' Beth said. Harlan's friend, who was still a few feet behind, looked at Beth, then at Harlan, and the three of them continued chuckling. 'Goddamn it, you want to get me in a fucking mess? I didn't know you were so foolish.'

"I was like. . .what the heck are you saying? Is this how you behave on first dates?" “I don’t!” He scoffed, looking back at the counter, waiting for our order number to show up in neon red lights on a display screen on the wall. "I was just trying to lighten up the mood." “You were, weren't you?" I shook my head. "I’m calling this point of no return in our conversations as the 'point of retreat' since I'm sure the next time you randomly throw in one of these sarcastic and witty phrases and put me on the spot is definitely going to happen again.” I almost scoffed, offering him a tensed glance. "I want to be protected by the phrase."

He smiled while dreaming and looking so ambitious. My eyes widened as I shiver because of what he have said. "ARE YOU INSANE!?" He cracked out in laughing. How am I supposed to give birth that many!? "I-I was just kidding! Pfft! Oh, Love. How I love that expression of yours. HAHAHAHA!" I blushed. That's not funny at all!

"Ha ha ha ha... I am happy you like me" "Like you, you say..? Come on baby... I do not just like you, I LOVE YOU LIKE CRAZY BABY..!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha... My funny fucking guy! I love you too..." "Ha ha ha ha... My hot hairy pussied babe!" "Ha ha ha ha ha... My hot big fat long dicked hottie!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... Crazy hot babe! You sure are something else I swear!"

“Ain’t she a bit young for you?” “She is. But she doesn’t seem to mind,” I replied. “I gotta say. You two are cuter than a puddle of puppies,” she said. Something niggled at the back of my mind. That was an odd phrase. “Thank you.” “Don’t thank me yet. We ain’t in Austin, yet.” She turned to concentrate on the road. Puddle of puppies. Puddle of puppies. It was such a weird saying. But I’d heard it before, which made it even more odd. Where had I heard it before?

“Why did you not laugh?” Fay slowly got to her feet and cast a patronizing glance at Mina. "How do you feel about that? Is your joke truly funny? Check to see who is still laughing among those in attendance. Furthermore, a joke isn't considered a joke if it doesn't make the person telling it laugh,” After pausing, she went on, "It is called having a foul mouth." Everyone's odd eyes shifted to Mina as Fay said these words. Mina’s cheeks abruptly turned scarlet, and her eyes were full of hate as she gave Fay a scathing glance.

"And she’s hilarious! Well, at least, I think so. She’s a grumpy lady. Most of the time, she just sits at home and insults everyone around her—us, our relatives, people on TV, or even strangers who pass by the window. But she does it in such a funny way. She uses these old-fashioned words and comes up with the funniest phrases!" She laughed out loud, and the sound was like music to my ears. I couldn’t help but smile at her. She was so full of life. "I could sit all day just listening to her, like watching a comedy show, while munching on popcorn! Like, once she said: 'Oh, that old farter is going somewhere again! He’s shaking so much, I’m getting sea-sick just watching him!'" She burst into

She replied and that was the end of that topic. We spent the rest of the lunch time laughing at lame people and mocking low class students that kept embarrassing themselves. "Hey barmy!" Ava yelled at a girl trying to stuff her doughnuts at the same time into her mouth. According to Ava, barmy is like a British phrase for a stupid or crazy person. "Take it a little easy on yourself, of your parents can't afford a doughnut they can't possibly afford a good hospital you know..." She said and almost everybody in the cafeteria burst out laughing.

he replied. I raised a curious eyebrow. I hadn’t expected him to say ‘yes’. I tried to think of what might be a good phrase and something I wouldn’t say by accident. I thought of quite a lot of random phrases and ideas, but most of them seemed kind of silly. Of course, keeping it sort of silly might make this idea work best. A small word or phrase to keep us smiling whenever I say it, instead of fighting. "Unicorn," I finally replied with a giggle. "And you better watch out or I’ll be saying that in front of your tough mafia buddies."