Novel & Cerita Funny Phrases Sayings

I said lazy. Come on, isn't there a more sensible saying for times like this? "It's a joke, idiot!" she snapped. This is just funny. I burst out laughing, seeing Violet's face scrunched up in annoyance. Our senses of humor are so different, it's weird considering we've been good friends until now.

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

They really were amused by my words. “Are you stupid?” One of them said between laughs, shaking his head as though I had just told the most absurd joke imaginable, “Do you even understand what you are saying? We were hoping you would defend yourself by saying something normal, but this is the best you could come up with?”

Mom starts laughing harder. “No, no. The horse speech came after she said all men were emotionally constipated.” “Please stop,” I groan while hiding my face. Lilly isn’t done. “And then there was the time she said she’d rather marry a cactus than give relationships a try.” “In my defense, I was really serious," I mumble. They all burst into laughter; the sound fills the room so warmly that for a second, everything feels light. We’ve barely recovered when the door bursts open, the frame hitting the wall behind it.

They ate breakfast together, throwing jokes on the side. "How does a frog feel with a broken foot?" Sean asked with a smirk. "What?" Keith asked. "Unhoppy. Bhahahah!" Sean burst into a set of laughter. Evan himself felt his stomach in pain from laughing again. Keith was the same. "Now, that's funny!" Wendell said to Sean.

Mom starts laughing harder. “No, no. The horse speech came after she said all men were emotionally constipated.” “Please stop,” I groan while hiding my face. Lilly isn’t done. “And then there was the time she said she’d rather marry a cactus than give relationships a try.” “In my defense, I was really serious," I mumble. They all burst into laughter; the sound fills the room so warmly that for a second, everything feels light. We’ve barely recovered when the door bursts open, the frame hitting the wall behind it.

Max said and started laughing again. "You're crazy." I said joining him to laugh. "If tomorrow isn't the due date then today isn't the do date, keep procrastinating." Max said again laughing. "When nothing goes right, go left." I said joining Max in the diss. "Behind your smile, there's a teeth." Max said. We both looked at each other and erupted in laughter. "Nice one Max." I said as i laughed. "I'm glad I have you." Max said. "To find a true friend is like finding a treasure." I said smiling.

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

Phoebe didn't understand she thought; "Did I say something funny or what?" "What are you saying, Do you think you can afford what you wearing, hahaha!!" he said and laughed again. "What is so funny about me paying for what I bought?" she said in an angry tone drawing Eric's attention and making him stop laughing. "Oh my God, you are something else," he said sarcastically. Phoebe was more annoyed and angry now. She went to the counter and realized Eric wasn't the only one laughing at her. What is so funny? she said with an annoyed look.