Novel & Cerita Funny Pinoy Names

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Having that name makes me an easy target for bullies in school. My mother is a Filipino language teacher. She adores the Filipino language very much. My name means product of a person’s faith, ideas, and goals. Sometimes I am thankful to her for naming me Hiraya, because I usually don’t have conflicts in getting government documents and identification cards, and I don’t have a problem getting the same name with public offenders and criminals, because my name is very rare and I don’t share the same name with others.

"B-batis?" "At, at alam mo ba, may nakilala akong pogi–no–gwapo!" namimilog ang mga matang hinarap niya ang babae. "Siya na siguro ang pinakagwapong lalaki na nakilala ko sa tanang buhay ko." "A-ano ang... pangalan niya, Señorita?" "Diego. Juan Diego Velez, iyon ang pagpapakilala niya. Kilala mo ba siya?"

Mabuting Puso Quirino Province. Mataas ang puno ng isang prutas at maliliit ang mga sanga nang akyatin ito ng isang bata habang ang kanyang mga kasamahan ay nasa ibaba nito at naghihintay sa mga prutas na ibabato pagkapitas, nabali ang isang manipis na sanga ng maapakan niya ito, nahulog ang ilang prutas at dahilan upang siya ay mapalambitin. Mabilis umakyat si John at iniligtas ang kaibigan. Magiging sundalo daw si John paglaki nito dahil sa ito ay matapang at malakas, tukso ng mga kaibigan niya habang sila ay sabay-sabay na kumakain ng mga prutas at nagtatawanan patungo sa kanilang mga tahanan.

She said then giggled and I chuckled again. Apart from being pretty and a crazy whore this lady is actually really funny, like hilarious! But she is horrible at giving superhero names. Sexman?! “Is that really the best you can come up with?" “Well I have some other ideas like The Amazing Dick. Pussy Rider! Or Iron Dick..” she said and it was just getting worse as she progressed and I was left flabbergasted. “You know what? I think I like Sexman better. It's enough, thank you," I said and we both laughed.

Nate supposes it’s because of their different upbringing. What Nate has just said is a private joke between them. His first word is nonsensical. It’s the name of Korean noodles with black sauce, eaten by brokenhearted, shaved-headed single men on Black Day. The second word translates to “you scared me”, which is a bit too literal for a Filipino like Nate who prefers to utter less filtered exclamations like “ay” and “oh my god” when surprised.

CHESKA LAURET POV: "Hi, I'm Roosie pinsan ni Tyrone, magpapakilala na kaagad ako, baka mamaya pag kamalan mo akong kabit ni Tyrone." Sabi nito at nilahad ang kamay agad ko naman iyon tinanggap at ngumiti, alam kong totoo ang kanyang sinasabi dahil sa damit nitong may pangalan na Roosie Ann Cleverio.

Hahaha! Jillana Kaye Bardoquin: Wala naman akong rason kung bakit pa. Nag-react siya ng 'haha' sa mensahe ko kahit totoo naman. Nahuhulog na ang mga mata ko para matulog, pero pagtitiyagaan ko na lang muna ito. Diego Lloyd Catamora: Anong pangalan na lang ng pinsan mo? Jillana Kaye Bardoquin: Saan sa dalawa?

he said, then continued eating. “And you know how it is in the Philippines—nicknames are either doubled or completely unrelated to your real name. Like our old neighbor, her name was Jonalyn. Her nickname? Tilapia-the fish. Another one was named Jovit, but they called him Betlôg (Men's balls). Where’s the justice in that?” I went on. Jasper burst out laughing. He probably related. I don’t know what my parents were thinking. Maybe they sniffed mosquito coil the day I was born.

Kela lang din ang pwede kong itawag kay ate. Kasi nagsisimula rin pala sa L ang pangalan ng papa namin, kaya ayaw niyang iyon ang itawag. Siguro, ang papa ko ang nagbigay ng first name namin, at si mama naman sa second name. K kasi siya, Kacy ang pangalan niya. Kacy Angeles. Bitter na tunay si mama. Gumising ako ng alas tres ng madaling araw. Gagawin ko ang dinidikta ng puso ko, iyon ay ang marinig ang panig ni Mr. Buenavista.