Funny Proverbs Novels & Stories

I say, wrinkling my nose, charmed a bit. “Yes,” he says, leaning back and laughing. “So, when you have a mouse problem in your home, people dismiss it as a sign of a house full of friendship and laughter.” “Oh,” I say, smiling now and nodding. “Like how we say it’s good luck, if a bird poops on you.” He blinks at me, shocked. “Wha – what!?” I burst into laughter yet again, leaning back in my chair and letting the joy sweep through me – because of course, if you didn’t grow up hearing that, it really is just gross, isn’t it?

Barbara asked aloud to her hearing and concentrated on her device afterward. An old woman is always uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb (African Proverb). That was Laura's case when Barbara summarized her life history with just two sentences. She jolted and asked her, “Who are you talking about?” She grimaced and paid no heed to her and continued watching the video. Laura reasoned that she must have gotten her story from her device and logged in. Without delay, she got what she was looking for. When one person cooks for the public, they will finish the food but when the public cooks for one person, there will be too much for the person to eat and exhaust (African Proverb).

My mind flashed back to what the man in the bus said about a child not seeing what an adult see while sitting down, even if the child climbs the tallest tree. " Hmmmmm, that was a proverb" I said nodding my head as I smiled . " It makes sense now" I had a reason to be happy this night before going to bed all thanks to my mum, even after the hectic, annoying and heart broken day I had.

My sister huffed and rolled her eyes at me. “I’m doing this to help you both,” I explained to my sister. “Oh, joy! The proverbial daughter has returned” Lane said sarcastically. “It’s prodigal, not proverbial,” I corrected her, frowning. “Fuck off Harp” she barked, turning her back and stomping off to her room.

Before he could make sense of what was happening, Odell suddenly added, "There's this pig that thinks it’s the smartest pig in the world. In truth, it’s unbelievably stupid and clumsy, but it’s too stupid to even realize it.” The bodyguard was confused. What sort of joke was this supposed to be? Why was it that this joke sounded more like a spiteful statement, full of reproach?

I said as I crossed my arms across my chest “it’s a very good survival tip, you can’t fight every enemy especially when you’re out numbered and remember he who runs away lives to fight another day” “Oh spare me the proverbs, they may be skilled but they don’t have super human strength or heightened senses like us” he shook his head “don’t forget about the disadvantages too like they have weapons that can kill us with one shot. Yeah I know you didn’t see that one coming hot headed puppy, you’re just like your father”.

(≖‿≖) “I’ll show him why he should keep his nasty little paws off my little cabbage!” “Eat my bullets, you rich second generation!!” (ꐦ▔皿▔) “Cabbage stealing pig - die, die, die!” (ꐦ▔皿▔) “Pew, pew, pew! Ha! How do you like that?!” (°ㅂ°╬) The image of two grown men acting like twelve-year-olds was simply too beautiful for words. Noah nearly cracked a rib trying to hold in his laughter every time one of them was sent flying.

One man's poison is another man's food, right? "I don't think that description fits what is going on in your life." Aurora corrected. "It's an idiom." Clara fell off her bed. "It's a proverb." They both continued arguing until Clara fell asleep.

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

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