Funny Proverbs Novels & Stories

Harvey clutched his stomach due to laughing too much and the ridicule on his face was especially pronounced. Yara Sue’s face was beetroot red and was obviously from laughing too much. She sneered. “Oh my gosh! I laughed until I cried my eyes out. Can you not be this funny? Although we always have you as our source of happiness, you don’t have to work so hard to make us happy. Are you really treating yourself as a clown?” Each family and relatives had continued to ridicule and jeer at Samuel one by one. “Even if you brag, you have to consider the reasonability. A useless guy like you, how can you be so rich?”

I wanted to run away. "Don't you dare!" I turned my head to see Uzair regaining consciousness. "Don't touch her with your filthy hands!" "Rise and shine Prince Charming." He pushed me to a side and walked upto Uzair laughing. "Rassi jal gayi lekin bal nahi tuta." (Hindi proverb. Can't really translate.) Uzair thrashed at the restraints glaring at him with such abhor. "Don't try soo hard. You'll only get more hurt pretty boy."

He said this to me while stuttering and sweating profusely on his palm. I paused for a moment before smiling because I suddenly remembered an old joke. "What makes fowl so amusing?" Arthur arched his brow and couldn't come up with an answer. I cleared my throat and imitated how fowls make noise. "Becauseeeeee!!" I declared, making both of us laugh out loud.

“You know, Ruby, we learned a joke yesterday. Want to hear it?” I nod eagerly, intrigued by the joke that has captured their attention. “Alright,” Ethan begins, a mischievous glint in his eyes. “Why don’t grumpy people like corn on the cob?” Playing along, I pretend to ponder the question. “Hmm, I’m not sure. Why don’t they?” “Because they think it’s ‘a-maize-ing’ that anyone could be happy!” Ethan bursts into laughter, and soon, the infectious giggles spread throughout the room.

His brother fell in love and finally became a comedian? Then Harold sent some jokes. Rhino saw the jokes and said to Calista, "Wanna hear a funny joke?" Calista was looking down and uttered,"Say." Rhino started to crack jokes. " A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey and … cola.' The bartender looked at the bear and asked, 'Why is there a big pause between whiskey and cola?' The bear shrugged. 'I’m not sure; I was born with them.' " Calista smiled faintly. But her upsetness hadn't decreased even a little. Rhino was disappointed again. He told a few more jokes like this. But still Calista was not smiling. Rhino's rhythm was sweaty. It seemed to him that he was giving a big exam

Lewis Woodley. He woke up furious. He was feeling what Elsie was used to feeling every morning she woke up all alone on a six by six bed, lonely, sad, angry and regretting. In Swahili they say: mkuki Kwa nguruwe mtamu Kwa na binadamu mchungu. Do unto others what you'd want them to do unto you. Whoever said that should have made a billboard out of it_ spearing a pig for sport is so fun until the same spear pierces the human, it's very painful. There is always no fun in getting others do what we do to them, especially when it’s mean.

Adrian retorted coldly, projecting an air of confidence. To the dark beast, Adrian's words were laughable. It mocked him mercilessly. "Ha! That’s the funniest joke I’ve ever heard. Do you really think you’re someone special? Even if you're a prodigy, you will still die!" it roared, its immense power trembling violently.