Funny Quotes About Dating Sites

Sceptical Lou Riley desires love, however what will she do once she gets an opportunity to own her fairytale romance? Will she freak out and push him away, afraid he is getting to break her heart or go along with it and hope it is the real thing?

Jeyah Abby Arguello lost her first love in the province, the reason why she moved to Manila to forget the painful past. She became aloof to everybody else until she met the heartthrob of UP Diliman, Darren Laurel, who has physical similarities with her past love. Jealousy and misunderstanding occurred between them, causing them to deny their feelings. When Darren found out she was the mysterious singer he used to admire on a live-streaming platform, he became more determined to win her heart. As soon as Jeyah is ready to commit herself to him, her great rival who was known to be a world-class bitch, Bridgette Castillon gets in her way and is more than willing to crush her down. Would she be able to fight for her love when Darren had already given up on her? Would there be a chance to rekindle everything after she was lost and broken?

Kristina will accidentally and unexpectedly give her cherished Dignity and Cleanliness as a woman to the young man she meets in just one night. In short, Kristina got a one-night stand with Troy Madrigal for the reason that both of them are drunk and not in the right frame of mind. But despite the accident that happened between them. It would make sense to Kristina, even she once regretted the mistake she had made why she had given herself to a young man she didn't know very well. It seemed like she just had a preference and interest in the young man after the hot event that happened to them that night. Which seemed to lead to the point that she fell in love with the young man in just an instant. Can Kristina continue her feelings for the young man, who after taking advantage will leave her alone just like a hired woman? Will she be able to love the young man when they meet again after disappearing like a bubble?

PROSES REVISI. JANGAN DIBACA DULU. Di tengah riuhnya sorakan penonton, Keenan berdiri tegak, sorot matanya tetap fokus meski di sekelilingnya gemuruh tak henti-henti. ISF Basketball World Schools Championship, ajang ini adalah puncak dari segala kerja kerasnya. Bola di tangannya terasa begitu familiar, seolah bagian dari dirinya. Dengan lincah, ia menggiring, melewati setiap lawan yang mencoba menghalangi. Setiap langkahnya ringan, tapi penuh arti, membawa ingatan pada kerja keras yang tak terhitung. Saat ia mendekati garis tiga angka, seluruh dunia seakan menahan napas. Keenan melompat, bola melayang sempurna di udara, dan saat bola itu menembus jaring dengan mulus, sorak-sorai membahana. Tapi, di tengah semua itu, Keenan tetap tenang. Dia tidak mencari kemenangan demi sorak penonton. Ada sesuatu yang lebih berharga dari sekadar poin. Matanya menyapu kerumunan, mencari wajah yang selama ini selalu ada untuknya, meski tanpa suara. Dan di sana, di antara lautan orang, gadis itu. Gadis yang selalu ada, yang dengan diamnya telah menjadi kekuatan terbesar baginya. Keenan tersenyum kecil, hanya sekejap, lalu dalam hati dia berbisik, lembut tapi penuh makna, "Thanks a lot for always having my back. You have no idea how much your support means to me. This win is ours, not just mine." --- Urutan Baca: 1. About Me: Alshameyzea 2. About Keenan

Kendra yang bekerja di sebuah biro jodoh eksklusif, The Matchmaker, mendapat tugas yang seharusnya mudah. Menemui calon klien yang akan mengikuti salah satu acara kencan bertajuk Dating with Celebrity. Masalahnya, calon klien itu adalah pria arogan yang baru saja mendapat gelar sebagai Bujangan Paling Diidamkan versi sebuah majalah gaya hidup top, Maxim. Pertemuan itu tidak berjalan lancar karena Kendra terlambat selama tujuh menit. Apalagi, Maxim malah memilih mundur dari acara kencan itu. Alhasil, Kendra yang tersudutkan. Bos gadis itu memaksanya untuk membuat Maxim berubah pikiran atau jabatannya diturunkan menjadi petugas cleaning service. Tak punya pilihan lain, segala cara diupayakan Kendra untuk mengubah keputusan Maxim. Meski dia berkali-kali harus berhadapan dengan pria perengut yang sombong itu. Usaha Kendra tak sia-sia karena akhirnya Maxim bersedia mengalah. Acara Dating with Celebrity boleh saja berakhir. Namun, hubungan aneh Kendra dan Maxim malah terus berlanjut. Perlahan, mereka mulai saling memahami, nyaman satu sama lain. Namun keduanya tetap bersikukuh bahwa menjadi teman adalah yang terbaik. Hingga takdir ikut campur dan menuliskan predestinasi yang tak bisa dibantah. Mungkinkah mereka memilih untuk bersama, menghabiskan sisa kefanaan berdua? Kendati jalan yang terbentang menuju masa depan bukanlah jalan mulus nan bebas hambatan? Kover : Pinterest & Adobe Spark Post

Emilia Burke is a young and advanced college student with an eye for trouble. Ever since her last year in high school, when the only man she ever loved disappeared without a single glance, she has been an expert at evading heartbreak. And hasn't formed a meaningful connection since. Sure, she's young, funny, pretty, and too smart, but she has kept her love interests at a distance and kept everything simple. Fun. No feelings attached. But now, with as much ease as when he disappeared, Leon Maverick has returned to her life as a successful and sexy business tycoon. He's determined to win back the girl whom once had given her all for him, but there's a problem when she can't even stand the idea of him. If only she would give, but there's just something... Something about Leon. And maybe, he'll break through her barriers one last time.

Zoey Veera Lavigne is in dire need of a high-paying job. She tried applying as Dionysus Zephyr Chevalier's executive secretary, but one accidental mistake, and she's out. Furious, she accepted her little sister's request for her to meet a stranger from a dating app to unwind. But, what happens when she learns that her date was actually Dionysus? Could it be another chance for her to land the job? But, Dionysus definitely had something else in his mind. With Dionysus' grandfather nearing death, he suddenly wanted Zoey to pretend as his girlfriend to grant his old man's dying wish. Will Zoey shamelessly accept it, swallow her pride and seize the chance, even if she hates Dionysus so much?

Berawal dari hubungan persaudaraan diantara edward adinata, pria berusia 24 tahun dengan adik perempuannya emma adinata yang berusia lebih muda 1 tahun dari edward. Mereka saling menyayangi bahkan lebih dari yang terlihat. Hingga cinta pun mulai tumbuh tanpa mereka sadari. Ketergantungan emma terhadap kehadiran edward untuk melengkapi hari - harinya membuat mereka semakin jauh melangkah sampai kejadian tak terduga terjadi diantara mereka. Selain itu bayang - bayang masa lalu mulai mengusik emma dan edward. Bahkan kenyataan bahwa mereka bersaudara pun tak terelakkan membuat hubungan mereka semakin menjauh. Tapi cinta yang hadir di hati mereka pun mau tidak mau harus di pendam mati - matian, apalagi edward memilih untuk mencari tambatan hati lain untuk menggantikan posisi emma. Lalu, bagaimana kelanjutan kisah cinta mereka saat kenyataan mulai terungkap bahwa diantara mereka tidak ada hubungan ? Akankah edward akan terus melanjutkan kisahnya bersama wanita lain ?

Celeste Montgomery once had everything—wealth, status, and beauty but after her family’s downfall, she’s now struggling to make ends meet as a waitress in a high-end restaurant. When she runs into her old friends, they taunt her about Leo Kingsley—the one man she once won over, only to break his heart and is now above her league. Desperate to save face, Celeste lies, claiming that Leo still wants her back. When the video of her boasting goes viral, the internet has a field day. To her shock, Leo, now a powerful billionaire, publicly plays along, calling her the love of his life. But the Leo she knew is no more—he’s ruthless, cold and most importantly a formidable force , a man she could never have. Caught in a whirlwind of media attention and forced to fake date Leo to appease his dying grandmother, Celeste finds herself navigating a world of luxury and hidden emotions. The chemistry between them still burns, but can she survive the lies she told and the heart she once broke?

Savannah Elise Hart is perfect on paper—polished, untouchable, and desperate to keep it that way. Cassian Rhys Blackwood is chaos in his black leather jacket, with a smirk that could undo her world. When a rumor threatens Savannah’s future and a false accusation jeopardizes Cassian’s freedom, their fake dating deal seems simple—until stolen kisses in the dark and whispered confessions ignite something dangerously real. He pins her against the studio wall, paint smeared on her cheek as his lips hover over hers. “Tell me this doesn’t feel real.” In a game where rules shatter and hearts are on the line, pretending has never been so tempting—or so risky.