Funny Smartass Sayings Novels & Stories

"I can see why he's obsessed you're fucking beautiful." "And hot." Tasha's muffled voice adds in as she munches her last piece of chips. "And smart, funny, stupid and she makes horrible puns too." Jackson says casually, a stupid smile on his face. "Fuck off." I say dryly, a smile tugging at the side of my lips. "He's right, Iris." Tasha nods agreeably. "And let's not forget the horrible Dad jokes too." "Really, Tash?" I sigh, which makes her burst out in laughter.

"...but they had never had the audacity to near our pack and they would not. So, it's hard for us to just…" "Hey, shut up!" I grimaced, and they all looked at me in silence, their expressions unreadable. I held their gazes, with my eyes burning with determination. "When I say you lots are foolish, it'll look like an insult, when in the true sense it's actually a compliment. You lots are worse off, than being termed foolish. And Look, I am beyond appalled by your shallow-mindedness and the gibberish that's oozing out of your mouth."

I said to him smirking “Why do you say that?” “Nothing, just for you to have that at the back of your mind” “They are not close to my friends” He boasted “I wish you luck then” I smiled, “You haven't told me who's the smartest yet” “Well that's an assignment, since you said my friends are nothing close to your friends, maybe you should try finding out who's the smartest, I'd like to see you try” “You sound like they would win against me and my friends in a war”

“Fuсk you, Elіjаh, уоu thіnk because уоu’rе ԛuісk wіttеd wіth thаt ѕmаrt mоuth that you’re аbоvе everyone else.” “I knоw I’m аbоvе уоu, wеll еvеrуоnе is whеn іt соmеѕ to аnуthіng intellectual,” Elіjаh ѕсоffеd. Harsh but truе.

"I think you're trying to get me upset just to drift away from the subject.'' Shit. Why did she have to be fucking smart? I groaned inwardly. I couldn't suppress the smile that crept up my face despite the shrug. "See?" she pointed to my face, giggling. "See?" I giggled also, touching my index finger to the tip of her perfectly sculptured nose. "Why do you've to be such a smart ass?" "Sure I'm smart. But I ain't an ass. You didn't have to put ass?" "I made a statement of about..." I did a count mentally. "eight words. And all you had to pick was ass "

he asks nonchalantly and I think about it. "I don't know…you haven't left yet," I say sarcastically. "…smart ass," I hear him say I think more to himself than me. "Hahahahahaha," I laugh like really laugh out loud. The people who turn around to see what's going on must think Mekhi has told me some really funny joke because the eye rolls make another appearance. "What's so funny," he asks. "You talking to yourself and calling me a smart ass," I say suppressing my giggles.

"My mother always said I was too smart for my own good." "The same mother who kicked you out for being irresponsible?"

Jakeson’s pov “For someone who seems to know a lot, you’re not as smart as you make it seem.” “And for someone who has a smart mouth, you really are asking to be used as bear food. Now talk before I bring in the queen.” On a normal day, I would not be receiving the kind of insults I’m receiving from him.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

"Wouldn't you rather her be stupid?" My smile deepened. "Well... where's the fun in that?"