Funny Smartass Sayings Novels & Stories

he looks down smirking. “Vitali says sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.” “The lowest form of wit is anything that comes out of Vitali’s mouth,” he corrects. I cover my mouth to muffle my laugh. “What the hell did you just say about me, jerk face?” Sounds Vitali as he pokes his head around the front door of the packhouse. “I said you’re an idiot,” Chris deadpans. “Takes one to know one,” Vitali retorts. “Is Setia still not here yet?”

"Neither do I." "So don't do something dumb," Justine said dismissively. "And things will get better." "Stupid in what way? Are you capturing alive rottens for some lunatic researcher to experiment on?" Peter inquired; his brow furrowed. "You better stop being a savvy ass here now, guy," Justine said, beaming. "Better to be a clever one than a foolish one," they both joked as they smiled at each other, and I felt much better about our predicament.

Mister Black said, before walking away. 'Huh!. What the nerves of this Man!'. I mumbled within myself while pointing out my index finger towards him. "You are so arrogant, Mister Black. And just for the record I'm smarter than you". I yelled, which caused those present to stare at me. "It will be very nice if you prove how smart you are". Mister Black said as he continued to walk away. I was boiling with annoyance, and I felt like teaching Mister Black a lesson. With my index finger still pointing at a space….. I felt someone's hands wrapped around my waist.

- So, I went back to babbling in my terrible habit of talking to the four winds. — Good luck, because I would punch that dirty mouth, I hate women who think they are smart — the Maksim guy declared impatiently. - Now, I'm thankful I'm smart enough to never want to be in bed with a man like the rest of you... — Shut up, bitch, that’s what you are, you sold out, you're a whore like any other, now come on, little whore

Crap, crap, crap! "That's not funny, dumbass," Ivy snaps back at him. "I wasn't trying to be funny, bitch," he sneers at her. I bite my bottom lip, and suck in a breath. Just keep going. I'm almost there. "You smoke too much," Kingston chuckles. "You're a straight up fucking idiot if you think all that's period blood." "Wait, isn't that the mass-murder-church girl?" Haeden asks, completely ignoring the way his friends called him stupid. I'm positive that if it were anyone else, he'd instantly hand their ass to them.

- Asshole. - Interesting. – She said with a flat tone of voice, and then took another sip of her coffee. - What did you say? - I told him I would make his life impossible. That I would drain his brains. - Will you? - The hell I will. He even dared telling me that he expected nothing less from me. Can you believe that? Such an ass! - Huh… - Susie, whose look had already changed a few moments ago, tried to hide a smirky smile and took her hand to her chin. It seemed as if her little head had begun to plot something. Something dark and obscure.

He says in a stupidly calm tone his answer hitting harder than a slap. What the…Fuck! I stare at him perplexed as I burst out laughing, it’s short broken and disbelieving. “You are completely insane.”I say “Perhaps.”He says lips curving into a smile.”but like I said earlier am just a business man”He says smugly and fuck I hate that answer.