Funny Smartass Sayings Novels & Stories

'(It means idiot in Japanese) " Hey!" , you just called me an idiot. Haru said. "I know." Owen replied. Haru scoffed and sat down on the couch. "Where is grandma?", I asked as I sat down beside Niall. "She isn't here." Niall replied. "No kidding", Owen said. I thought grandma would be here, I was wrong. "She wants us to do this ourselves." Niall said. I sighed as I didn't know what to say or what to do. I know they're waiting for me to say something and I'm so fuckin' nervous.

But that wasn't all, I had something to say to 'Mr stupid talk'. "And you think your words make you appear funny or smart? You're just a coward." Wait a minute. Did I really just say that? Jeez. I wanted to hold back from saying more, but I couldn't. "Making fun of someone in need of help? You think you're still a kid?" I laughed humourlessly as the guy looked at me in embarrassment, and what looked like anger. "In case you're yet to realize it, you're here for a job! You're looking for a Goddamned job! You're grown already, man. Act like it." I shook my head in disbelief as everyone remained silent. Good. Just then, the dark guy walked back inside the hall where we were sitted, with another

"Did you just call me stupid?" "Have you ever heard this saying, Act according to how you want to be addressed?" "Yes?" Russell bowed his head, chuckling, before he said, "You acted stupid, so I called you that. And you, again, just proved your stupidity." "You-"

“Fine! Do whatever you want but don't blame me when you get tagged as a desperate pretentious gold-digger.” “Don't worry, it's not going to surprise me since the apple doesn't fall very far from the tree,” I smiled sweetly and his little smile faded. Asshat!

“So before now, you thought I was dumb?” “I didn’t say dumb.” “You implied dumb.” “I said you got smarter.” “That means I was less smart.” “That’s not the same thing.” “It is exactly the same thing, you ungrateful pregnant criminal.” I gasped softly, more amused than offended. “Ungrateful pregnant criminal?” “Yes. You sit there touching our pup and thinking sad thoughts when you should be thinking strong thoughts. This baby does not need your fear as breakfast. It needs confidence, food and maybe fewer murder plans before noon.”

He really wants a battle. "You do know that you are an arrogant rude cocky bossy NO.1 jerk in the world right?", I smiled at him. "You do know that you are an stubborn short tempered NO.1 rude ass in the world right?", He smirked. "I'm just teaching some manners to a mannerless brat", I smirked back. "It should be other way around. Anyway It's called intelligence you fool". "Oops..my bad. It's called foolishness Mam", he finished turning me around.

"You good-for-nothing, why are you laughing?" Ao Shi shouted in a cold voice and said sarcastically, "You can still laugh at the end of your life?" "At the end of my life?" Samuel laughed and said, "There is a saying on earth. Do you know what it is called?" Ao Shi was startled and did not reply. "You are so ordinary, but you're so confident." Samuel says with a cold laugh.

Second of all, being smart has nothing to do with a person who is bad on taking directions😐 so fuck off🖕🏼🖕🏼 Adrien: Σ（ﾟдﾟlll ) I'm sorry, why u so mean('°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀) if u keep being like that, no one will want u and u will die alone. You: I don't give a fuck, who would want to be with an idiotic person anyway.

He said, quoting what I said I looked down and said, " I am sorry I didn't mean that " Wow, how stupid I sound... The same sentence again " Nahh, find a better one." He got a call on his phone, " Yes, Ron. Ohh, it's okay. No problem. Yeah, I'll tell Larry, send the message." " That was the last time I said something so stupid like that to you guys... Just don't stop talking to me like we do normally. It's so unusual and I don't need to go insane." I said as he hung up the phone

With her joke she not only made it a noun but she made it an abstract noun. "Sorry baby, it was just a bad joke you know" Grumpy Lewis looked away. He needed more flattery and convincing to even look at her and the thing she was doing with her hands seemed to be below the threshold. "Okay, you'll get a quickie" He turned around with a grin on his face. "You moron, I can't believe you made me do that" "The cream always rises to the top, am the smartest babe and I know you always keep your word so..."