Funny Smartass Sayings Novels & Stories

The next words that came out of his mouth surprised me. 'As if. Even an insane person will tell who was in who's the way. Is he stupid? Of course, He is! Otherwise, no one would come up with such a bad excuse.' "Did you just called me Stupid?" "Oh, God! Don't tell me I said that out loud." "Stupid girl. God can not answer you. But just for your information, you did say it out loud."

“Yeah? So was the last guy I was involved with. Been there, done that, have the tie-dyed T-shirt and the roach clip to prove it. Move along, Picasso.” “You always such a smartass?” “Better than being a dumbass. Which is what you are if you think I’m gonna fall for your line of bullshit. Move.”

I said, waving my pen. "Move your chair." "So you can leave?" "Yes. I thought nerds were supposed to be smart. You’re a dumb one." "Dumb? But I’m not you." "What’s that supposed to mean?" "That you’re the dumb one." His friends burst into laughter. He glared at them. "Ashton, you just got burned," the curly-haired one laughed. "Shut it, Ray," Ashton hissed. Oh, so his name is Ray... "Frowning doesn’t suit you, jerk. Try smiling," I grinned.

I said while referring to Ethan. "You are forgetting he is also dumb" Scott added. "And also still sufferring from the aftermath of the accident."Del replied. "You three realize that i can hear you guys" Ethan said with obvious annoyance. "Why won't we call you names when you are always bringing up the most stupid ideas that ever exist in the history of ideas"I said with sarcasm. "Then what do you suggest we do. Miss Smartty Pants?" He asked

HOW COME YOU ARE SO DUMB? Will_the_devil REASON NUMBER 1: I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A PALACE. REASON NUMBER 2: I NEVER CAME IN CONACT WITH ANY OTHER KID FROM OUTSIDE OF THE PALACE. REASON NUMBER 3: I NEVER HAD FRIENDS AND NEVER FELT THE NEED TO LEARN THIS GEN Z VOCABULARY. I_pooped :000 THAT'S KINDA SAD, YOU KNOW. Will_the_devil ... I_pooped

Idiot! “I’m robbing that saying. That is awesome. I’m not old, I’m established. I get you though, sis. You have so much on your plate as it is. You know, learning to walk again, wiping your own ass.” Why the little … I hit him upside his head. Motherfucker.

I said as I stood. “You might be brilliant to others but you're pretty dumb to me.” I laughed.

I wanted to say something smart, something funny, something that didn’t scream oh my God yes please ruin me. But all that came out was a shaky, “Okay.”

Simon smiled with satisfaction after he got praise. Latisha, who was sitting by the side, couldn't stand it any longer. He was obviously an idiot, yet the whole family treated him like a treasure! They deceived themselves and praised him for being smart. Humph... How hilarious! Latisha stood up, picked up a spoon, and slowly ladled soup. She said sarcastically, "Oh, the world is really interesting! Even an idiot can be called smart." As soon as she said this, the atmosphere immediately became strange. Tyler first frowned and said to his mother with a serious face, "Mom, what are you talking about? Can you not talk nonsense in front of Simon?"

'(It means idiot in Japanese) " Hey!" , you just called me an idiot. Haru said. "I know." Owen replied. Haru scoffed and sat down on the couch. "Where is grandma?", I asked as I sat down beside Niall. "She isn't here." Niall replied. "No kidding", Owen said. I thought grandma would be here, I was wrong. "She wants us to do this ourselves." Niall said. I sighed as I didn't know what to say or what to do. I know they're waiting for me to say something and I'm so fuckin' nervous.