Funny Wise Sayings Novels & Stories

Weasel was funny, serious when needed but otherwise always good for a laugh. “You’re a fucking idiot, Goat. You can be glad Wrath didn’t call for your expulsion!” Nitro yelled. “Now go the fuck home and wait for my call.” Goat glared at Wrath, put the tire iron down on the table and left the clubhouse. Nitro nodded his head at Wrath, and walked back to his table. Weasel leaned over the bar, and cleared his throat. “We were just joking, right, Wrath?” “Fuck, Weasel, of course we were just joking,” Jake said.

That came out funny and since they left the park frank cracked his first smile which turned into a hearty laughter that left him in tears of joy. "You're are a funny man" Frank said taking the plate. "A better girl will come along, let this one go. If it's meant to be she will come along if it's not let her go that's my free advice" "You look terrible while giving advice Wade, you some kind of love therapist now?" "You're never serious are you, but why do I care you understood my point. Enjoy your meal let me know if you need anything" wade said and left.

He shook his head, putting a hand over his bike like it was the Oscar award. I blew a breath. "It will save us time and energy resources. Use your brains for a change." "I do use my brains, you should too. Oh wait! You don't have any!" He exclaimed in mock horror. "Of course not! That's precisely why Mrs. Finn assigned me tutor you. Oh the irony!" "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit." "It is the only answer to stupidity." "Haha, you aren't afraid of motorbikes?" He asked, changing the subject.

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“Almost let me question my judgement for following you, but it’s you, so…” Jai frowned. “That’s almost twice. What does that even mean?” “Sometimes when you have a stupid friend who does stupid things, you wonder why would that person do stupid things. Especially since that certain friend knows it’s stupid. But since you remember that your friend is stupid, so him doing stupid things is actually no wonder. And then you realize that you almost question something that’s plainly obvious, which is also stupid—if you actually wonder about it, which makes you also stupid.”

"So do you mean that this matter should end here?" Sun God gave a wry smile and said, "You are a smart person who can understand everything at a glance. However, sometimes, if you are smart, it is inevitable that you will be obsessed with some things. Why do people always say that great wisdom is stupid? And naturally there is a reason for it. Young man, don't be persistent, understand?" "Young man, there are some things that the more persistent you are, the less likely it will appear. When you don't care, it may find you. Don't think too much."

she shouted. "I laughed because you are so foolish. I have met many foolish people in my life but I can now see that your foolishness surpasses every other foolish person that I know. If there is any pageant organized for foolish people, I will suggest you should contest cos you are bound to win Miss Foolishness," I said as I roared into laughter.

You were just thinking too much. "Yo, you, who's the one that said don't bring any girl home unless you are surely marrying her?" Wisdom was so embarrassed by Zion's teasing that he kicked him. Then he rolled his eyes and turned to leave. "Zion chuckled. Seeing that Nathaniel was looking at him and Wisdom gloomily, Zion immediately stopped smiling and said, ""Mr. Ye, do you have anything to say as a person who's going to apply for a retirement fee from now on?"""

Besides, who exactly gave Todd the illusion that he was someone important? I scoffed. "Todd Westman, from the moment you had the audacity to spout all that, you lost the right to speak to me." People could only communicate meaningfully when they were on the same intellectual level. Seeing how resolute I was, Todd struggled frantically and screamed, "No… Babe, listen to me. I can explain. I was just confused for a second. I love you!" "Shut up. Just listening to you makes my ears feel dirty."

Max said and started laughing again. "You're crazy." I said joining him to laugh. "If tomorrow isn't the due date then today isn't the do date, keep procrastinating." Max said again laughing. "When nothing goes right, go left." I said joining Max in the diss. "Behind your smile, there's a teeth." Max said. We both looked at each other and erupted in laughter. "Nice one Max." I said as i laughed. "I'm glad I have you." Max said. "To find a true friend is like finding a treasure." I said smiling.