Hilarious Sayings Novels & Stories

The kind that comes out when something is so ridiculous your body doesn't know how else to react. "Do you think I'm joking?" I asked, my voice rising slightly. "Do you think everything I just said out there meant nothing? That I just said all of that and you can just say two words and I'll... what? Just forget it?" "That's not what I think," Khiron replied calmly. "Then what exactly are you doing right now?" "I'm being serious." I laughed again, sarcastically now, with no warmth in it whatsoever. "You're serious," I repeated, like saying the words out loud might make them make more sense. They didn't.

He grins. “One moment they are ‘fuck you youngest child’ and in the next they want us to produce the next population of the country. It’s like ‘make up your mind will ya? Are we important or not?’”, He continues joking, eyes lighting up when he hears me chuckle a second time. “Yeah, literally”, I agree, having to lower my eyes. I feel far too ashamed. I not only chuckled at one of his jokes, but at two of them. And I did so because I actually found them funny.

"Shut the fuck up. You love my laugh." FYI it's not a donkey laugh. I like to think that I laugh like a normal person. "Yeah I fucking do."

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I told him desperately wanting to know what I did wrong. “Oh, you should stop talking to sort out all the problems!” He said very seriously that somehow made me laugh. I know I have a big mouth. He is being sarcastic. I love this Arjun, funny and sarcastic. But I stopped laughing when I didn't hear him laugh with me.

Sarcasm laced every single word. Harlow let out an uneasy laugh; she had to agree, he was the most harmful person she'd ever met, but it wasn't like Harlow could do anything about it, at least she had thought that until now. "Yeah, a real keeper. Don't you think?" Harlow replied. "Oh, most certainly." With her own form of sarcasm, Mia said, "When did the dreams start?"

"What the f*ck? That's the most hilarious thing I've heard in a long time! He has no idea what he's saying!" "Hahahah! He must be out of his mind!" "In all my years of living, I've never met anyone in this city who dares to challenge Mr. Sanders' honor! What a day it is!" Mr. Wilcox was laughing so hard that he was bent double, overcome with derisive giggles as he screamed, "Hahahahah! This is going to be the death of me! Do you hear that, Mr. Sanders? The audacity! The sheer foolishness!"

God. Joining in. Fair. Becoming someone. Reasonable honestly. For the next hour Lily turned herself into a professional comedian. God. Everything became material. Fair. Faces. Voices. Reasonable. Falling over dramatically. God. Pretending to trip. Fair. Making animal sounds. Reasonable honestly. Peanut rewarded most of it with laughter. God. Tiny wonderful laughter. Fair. The house had never sounded happier. Reasonable. Then later, after the excitement settled, Lily sat beside her sister quietly.

Mom starts laughing harder. “No, no. The horse speech came after she said all men were emotionally constipated.” “Please stop,” I groan while hiding my face. Lilly isn’t done. “And then there was the time she said she’d rather marry a cactus than give relationships a try.” “In my defense, I was really serious," I mumble. They all burst into laughter; the sound fills the room so warmly that for a second, everything feels light. We’ve barely recovered when the door bursts open, the frame hitting the wall behind it.

He said, "Then tell me how my words can cause trouble." "Saying something that shouldn't be said will cause you trouble." Lucas calmly looked at George. "Haha!!!" George suddenly burst out laughing as if he had never heard such a funny joke.