Its Not Funny Novels & Stories

"I miss my brother, we are doing this when we were young, and we thought the grass is not itchy right?" "Shhhh." I stopped her. "But it's okay, we just sctratch it if it's already itchy. I am finding Lily's words funny and she faced me. "Why are you laughing? Is something funny?" "None your term being itchy. Hahahaha." "What's funny about that?" "Nothing because only fragile people fall on that world." "So you are Jeoff." "No I just want to do a revenge to your trip Lily?" "Hey stand up because you seem not to be drinking your medicine yet."

“That bad?” “Everyone is annoying.” Marco snorted from across the table. Matias pointed his fork at him. “Especially people who think they're funny.” “I am funny.” “You're twenty-six and still play video games with a twelve-year-old.” “Exactly. That's why I'm funny.” Matias rolled his eyes before looking back at me. “Everyone suddenly acts weird in middle school.” I leaned forward. “Weird how?” “They care about everything.” I blinked. “That's very specific.”

“You’re still not funny when you joke. Go away. Go! Shoo!” He glanced at me quickly then said goodbye to Brianna again then left this room. “Calix’s joke was corny, wasn’t it?” Chloe asked me. “Was it a joke?” I was confused. Why did that seem like a threat to me? “Yes, it was a joke. He’s just really bad at joking. He is not funny, it’s annoying.” I think it was just a joke. Chloe didn’t seem to be worried about what Sir Calix said.

Luke grabbed my hand and said, "Anna, you know I love you! Mandy and I were just in a moment of confusion. If it weren't for her mother, I'd never have married her." I pulled my hand back, looked at him calmly, and said nothing. Luke cried out, "It was an act of compassion! Could you really bear to let a single mother die with regrets? You wealthy people are so cold-blooded. You don't understand the pain of ordinary people!"

Sid said like he is in deep pain. When I raised an eyebrow he added "Fake!" "I am feeling so sad for you Sid." I said placing a hand on my heart. "I know right! I am also feeling sad that you are going to be my Fake-Girlfriend." He said pushing away his fake tears. "But I am not feeling sad for that." I said and they all looked at me confused. "Kalyan told me everything." I added to which they nodded. "Yeah! It is really hard when the person we like don't like us back." Sid said sobering up a little and sighed.

Then someone in the crowd sneered, their voice dripping with sarcasm. "Oh, that must be Sophia's sugar daddy. Showed up to defend her. She's not picky, is she. She'll take a guy in his fifties." The crowd erupted. Some covered their mouths, laughing. Others joined in openly. "Yeah, I heard she doesn't care about age. Maybe this old man's a regular too." The dean's expression tightened. He turned sharply toward the crowd. "All of you–shut your mouths!" He glanced at my injuries, his voice urgent.

Not a high pitched cute, girly one but a ‘Serial killer is after me and I don’t care how I sound scream. “Mummmy!” She yelled. Grabbing her hand as the nurse approached Blake ran and pulled Melissa along. They finally reached the exit after a maze of tunnels and the theme from Nightmare on Elm Street played. Getting into the sunshine, Melissa bent over her hands on her knees catching her breath. Blake was laughing hard. “Its. Not. Funny. I. Hate. Dentists.” Melissa panted. Blake was laughing even harder as she pouted even more. Trying to offer an apology Blake said “Do you fancy some lunch? I have a picnic basket in the car.”

I'm really good at hiding my emotions. Hey, jusko. I cried. I quickly held back my tears and just opened the youtube app on the Ipad. Vish might even see me crying for no reason. I just searched the name of my favorite youtube channel. Frame Order. Frame Order provides cartoon videos. But, most of their content is full of dark humor, so it's not the kind of cartoons suitable for children. I then started watching the videos. Sometimes it makes me laugh, sometimes it makes me uncomfortable because someone's hand is being cut off, and sometimes I hate it.

He asked in between laughter. I didn't see anything funny with what I said or asked, it just seemed surprising that they have been in existence for so long without any one complaining on how much they have lived. "I didn't say it to make you laugh," I admitted. "But you just did" "It's not even funny"

He hadn't seen him in a few years and when he arrived in Florida three days ago, he hadn't been able to see his brother. He got to his office and saw him sitting,his legs crossed on the desk. Fred shook his head as he smiled. Being a CEO has made his brother think that every desk in front of him should have his legs crossed on it. “Are you going to sit there and not hug me, brother?” Fred asked. He stood before his elder brother and was beaming with a megawatt smile. “I thought hugging is meant for kids” Lan Keith grumbled as he groggily placed his feet down and stood up. He opened his arms and Fred hugged him tightly.