Its Not Funny Novels & Stories

It was no fun laughter but a scornful one that I found rather insulting. "Wait, what's funny?" I asked but she did not stop. It was really getting on my nerves. I mean, this was certainly that kind of laugh that would make a man's dick go flaccid during the act of intimacy. "Hailey, fucking get a grip!" I demanded. "Oh sorry. I didn't mean to laugh. Just that you're so funny." She said to me, "Funny? What is funny about an abortion?" I demanded. "You. I mean, do you think I called you here to discuss an abortion?" She demanded.

Stupid flowers don't even why I bothered. Damn…this isn't good

Fuck. This isn’t going to end well.

"Are you serious right now?" "It's hot," he said casually, tossing the shirt aside like this was completely normal behavior. "You never smile, you know that?" I was trying very hard not to look at his chest. "There's nothing to smile about." "You ever have fun? Like, actual fun?" "Fun doesn't win championships." "You sound exhausted." His voice was softer now, more serious. "Failure is exhausting," I said, the words coming out more honest than I intended. "People treating you like you're less because of your gender is exhausting."

It's annoying, hmp! --

Not a high pitched cute, girly one but a ‘Serial killer is after me and I don’t care how I sound scream. “Mummmy!” She yelled. Grabbing her hand as the nurse approached Blake ran and pulled Melissa along. They finally reached the exit after a maze of tunnels and the theme from Nightmare on Elm Street played. Getting into the sunshine, Melissa bent over her hands on her knees catching her breath. Blake was laughing hard. “Its. Not. Funny. I. Hate. Dentists.” Melissa panted. Blake was laughing even harder as she pouted even more. Trying to offer an apology Blake said “Do you fancy some lunch? I have a picnic basket in the car.”

Laughing? No fucking way!

He asked in between laughter. I didn't see anything funny with what I said or asked, it just seemed surprising that they have been in existence for so long without any one complaining on how much they have lived. "I didn't say it to make you laugh," I admitted. "But you just did" "It's not even funny"

Shit. This isn't going to be good.

He hadn't seen him in a few years and when he arrived in Florida three days ago, he hadn't been able to see his brother. He got to his office and saw him sitting,his legs crossed on the desk. Fred shook his head as he smiled. Being a CEO has made his brother think that every desk in front of him should have his legs crossed on it. “Are you going to sit there and not hug me, brother?” Fred asked. He stood before his elder brother and was beaming with a megawatt smile. “I thought hugging is meant for kids” Lan Keith grumbled as he groggily placed his feet down and stood up. He opened his arms and Fred hugged him tightly.