Miserable Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

“You bastard! You are worthless! Your life is worthless!” “Hahaha. Yes, he is just trash, just a service dog for those rich folks.” “Yes, yes, yes. It doesn’t matter if he dies. He is just trash.” “Oh… death is too easy…” Arghhhh!

I took a deep breath because I didn't even know what kind if joke this people are playing with me. I raised my eyes as Ashley came over abd sat down opposite me. "Thank you for saving me" She said sincerely as I just raised my eyes and glanced at her. "It's not surprising that you entered their trap perfectly" I mocked her directly. "I know that I'm stupid, you don't need to tell me" She spoke dejectedly "But you are indeed pitiful. Apart from being arrogant and greedy I don't think there is any other thing bad about you, is just that you have added another one"

From now on, I will do only what is best for me. "Alright. I will give you his card when we get into the car." I nod my head and give him a smile. "You and I are the same. We have a lot on our plates. Allow me to make fun of our situations," he says, taking his glass of juice. "Cheers to the miserables."That sounds like my perfect situation. Miserable. I take my glass and click on his. "To us, the miserables." We drink to that. "So, how much time do you have for the fun?" I add. This feels like life now. Real life. "How much time do you have?" HUH? Me?

“Get a move on, hurry up! Are you f*cking lame?” Jane’s heart gave a jolt, and then she raised her head, looking at the driver solemnly as she corrected him, “I’m just a bit slow, not lame.” The cabbie blinked. “You’re crazy!” He chased her away as soon as he insulted her, saying, “Get the f*ck away! I’m seriously unlucky to bump into you today. No wonder everything went wrong for me today, like how I lost so much money on such a safe draw.”

"Then go rob a bank. You guys are ghosts, right? No one would even know that anyone breached their security. Come to think of it, the more I think about it, the better it sounds. You guys can actually make me super-rich within the twinkle of an eye.“ “We are not fairy godmothers or genies. Get.that.Straight." Mason stated. “Oh, that's right. You guys can't even remember who you are so maybe you've forgotten that you had powers." “You're dumber than I thought," Mason facepalmed. "Hey, grumpy, you know nothing about my IQ, so stop jumping to conclusions.” "I'm not. Your way of reasoning just supports my hypothesis," he smirked. Can you just imagine that? He smirked! Grumpy annoying Mason smirk

I mutter out. Morrtemis breaks into another fit of laughter, “Oh how I love that cosmic creature, she sure has a way about her. That is priceless. I’m so glad you called me,” she says with a bright smile. “I’m so glad you find amusement in my suffering,” I say sarcastically.

'Ohh you don't wanna mess with me Sabastien, you don't wanna know what am capable of'. He yawned (ALL BIG TALK, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A SHOWOFF...THERE IS NOTHING A WEAKLING LIKE YOU COULD POSSIBLY DO) I bit my lips, why was I living such a miserable life. (I SHOULD BE THE ONE LAMENTING, YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING MY WHOLE SPIRIT LIFE MISERABLE). I groaned 'For wolfsake Sabastien, just SHUT THE HELL UP'. (AM GONNA MAKE YOU PAY FOR THAT IDIOT, MARK MY WORDS).

I swear I could break this man’s bones if I had the strength to do so. I wanted to scream and set him in his place for questioning my character. I was beyond pissed off but my brain was unable to produce the proper words anymore and my mouth just said whatever came out of it. “So what if I’m a gold-digger? Who would enjoy being in poverty and living with a crazy Aunt? What if I also want to live a luxurious life, uh? What if I also want to be a billionaire, a billionaire’s wife?” I hollered. He looked like he had just been hit by a trailer of shock. “Wow,” he huffed. “Dios, tan barato, no puedo creer estas tonterías. (Gosh, so cheap, I can’t believe this nonsense).” Uh?

I shuddered. Miles grinned even more. Like this was something he enjoyed doing—cussing at his best friend's half-brother. "With how miserable you already are, I'm sure you wouldn't want to prolong your stay here even for a day. Else, you might have to rot and have your flesh eaten by maggots." I elbowed Miles. "I didn't need that image, you know." He laughed in return. "I'm sorry but I just can't help it. Derek is so pathetic."

“There are fifty words off the top of my head I can describe you with. Nice is not one of them.” “Ouch.” I rubbed my chest with a half smirk, relaxing against the wall once more. “I may not be a nice guy, but I heard misery loves company, so here I am in your most pitiful state. I may not be able to make you feel better, but at least you aren’t alone.”