Quotes For A Bad Day Funny Novels & Stories

Skylar narrowed her eyes, knowing very well that he'd meant to call her an asshole, but then she sighed, realizing that he would've been right to call her one. Picking up her cup, she forced some coffee down her throat and looked at him. “Look, I'm sorry. I've had a really bad day and...” “Exactly!” Mr. Popular exclaimed, his finger pointed excitedly at her like he'd just won the jackpot. “see what I was talking about? Shitty days do have their influences.” He grinned widely, obviously knowing that he now had her cornered. “So what now? No bad vibes? Am I forgiven?”

Just seeing his name immediately improved my mood. Which felt unfair. One text message shouldn't have that kind of power. Yet somehow it did. I opened the message. "How's your day?" I laughed out loud. The timing was incredible. I immediately replied. "Define disaster." The response came almost instantly. "That bad?" "Worse." Several dots appeared. Then: "Want to grab a drink after work?" I stared at the message. Normally, the answer would have been yes. Absolutely yes. But today? Today felt different.

“You are funny.” I narrowed my eyes at her. “I am also traumatized. I almost got eaten by wolves. I fell off a cliff. I ran through ghost trees. I saw dead people walking like they were on a normal stroll. And now I am talking to a naked stranger. So yes. I am funny. It is a coping mechanism.” She laughed. Actually laughed. Which annoyed me. “You think this is funny?” I demanded. “Yes.” “This is not funny. This is the worst day of my life.”

That woman with exquisite figure and attractive face without imperfections. That light brown skin. Her mind went blank. What a day. This is the D-day. What a really good day to slap someone. These hands must be put in good use. They say exercise is good for the body.

Gross! "Fine. Take all the time you need, princess" she mocked. Why is she mocking me? I have the good sense to turn around, enter my car and just…yes! Finally, I got the right speech. "Well, life is not fair, Aniston and unfair things happen to people all the time. But we don't throw in the towel. Instead we suck it up and keep pushing" I clenched my fist in solidarity. Aniston narrowed her eyes on me. "Did you seriously just quote Coach Richardson from that movie 'boys on fire'? How dumb do you think I am?"

I'm here trying to preserve the life of this lady— my genuine, concise, and mildly disturbing statement must have been well received as a warning yet she mockingly laughs at me like I'm some kind of lunatic or something. 'Believe me lady this might be the worst day of your life if you continue this nonsensical laugh you're imposing.' "Sorry, that might have been rude," she said forcing herself to stop laughing, "I was just surprised that such a young girl like you would have such grim thoughts. I just can't take it seriously, although that's not your fault, don't worry."

Macy and her two minions walk into the restroom. "Guess she thought she was Cinderella for a heartbeat" Maddy scoffed. "Nice try weirdo, next time look the part before the interview slut" She pours the smoothie in her hand on my flats. "Oops, not sorry, there's more where that came from let's go girls." They leave. "Iris.." I burst into tears "Oh dear come here" It's official, today is the worst day of my life. _

Max said and started laughing again. "You're crazy." I said joining him to laugh. "If tomorrow isn't the due date then today isn't the do date, keep procrastinating." Max said again laughing. "When nothing goes right, go left." I said joining Max in the diss. "Behind your smile, there's a teeth." Max said. We both looked at each other and erupted in laughter. "Nice one Max." I said as i laughed. "I'm glad I have you." Max said. "To find a true friend is like finding a treasure." I said smiling.

It was a compilation of all the famous quotes that motivated me to push forward. I opened a random page and saw old tear stains on the page, the tears that I cried six months ago. - Stars can't shine without darkness. I smiled ruefully as I read the sentence and then flipped through the pages. I missed my sister a lot. - Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.

"Hey, what's up? You look like someone canceled your birthday." "I don't have a birthday." I mumbled but she heard me. "That's not even possible," she chuckles. "Everyone has a birthday." "Well I don't." I dropped the sandwich in my hands a little too fiercely. "If you don't want to talk, I can go..." she said getting up. "Sit down." She paused. "I'm having a bad day. Don't make it worse by looking guilty." I resumed biting into the sandwich. "Well, I have just the thing to cheer you up," she giggled.