Stupid Humor Novels & Stories

Well, they were calm before but now, I realize, it was just a silence before the storm. “And for your kind information, Ms, you are the one who is being stupid here by shouting in vain!” Now it is getting easier for him to intimidate me. “That’s right, isn’t it? You do the wrong stuff and put all the blame on me?” “Can’t you stop yelling?” “Can’t you stop talking nonsense and just apologise to me?” “I won’t!” “Now who’s sounding sti-u-peed?” I emphasize the word ‘stupid’ to let him know what is the real meaning of stupid.

"I've chosen the wrong person to be my boyfriend but that doesn't mean I'm stupid, everyone will and have made mistakes." hearing the explanation from the girl Christian agrees about it. "Being stupid because falling in love is a natural thing, in front of love Everyone can be stupid and lose their mind. When I say you are a stupid girl does not mean you are really like that, you were only ever stupid and ended up choosing someone wrong and you have realized now." Now that Baby understands what the stupid meaning that has come out of the man's lips, she admits she is stupid because she had the wrong boyfriend and everyone has done stupid things in matters of love and life.

She said that and I started dying on the floor, that was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. "That is the fucking stoner spectrum!! Either you're a fucking Einstein or a fucking retard that tried to play baseball with a robot," I said, laughing through my words, causing Alex to break too, laughing and pointing out how fucked up my sense of humor is, "It's not my fault! Imagine having a fucked up humor before going through the dungeons of hell to become an arch-demon." "Tha-That's fair but still, that's fucked!" "Fuck me, that was funny," I said and the look I got from Alex scared the fuck outta me, she looked hungry but also cautious, "You good?"

A dry, humorless chuckle slipped out of me. “Martin, I’ve been doing stupid things my whole existence. What makes you think I’m living a miserable life?” I turned my head and looked at him. “It’s not like I’m suddenly prone to it. I always make stupid decisions. Stupid choices.” I huffed weakly. “Because I’m stupid.” He let out a soft breath. “That’s… the most human thing a person can do, Diana,” he uttered softly. “It’s normal.” His fingers reached out, carefully brushing a loose strand of hair from my face before tucking it behind my ear.

Their stupidity never grows old. Dumb fun amidst serious issues,how stupid and immature. Mature statues, infant brains. I scoff. "You'd have requested ours, we're forever available. We can currently endeavor few rounds if you desire?....." Freya knocks their heads both. "Quit stupidity for once" she knocks again. Serves them right. That definitely sent wisdom waves into their infant skull. "Again you've pulled this family into the mud Caroline" mom begins. "You've once again made us laughing stocks and that we can never accept"she adds.

The next words that came out of his mouth surprised me. 'As if. Even an insane person will tell who was in who's the way. Is he stupid? Of course, He is! Otherwise, no one would come up with such a bad excuse.' "Did you just called me Stupid?" "Oh, God! Don't tell me I said that out loud." "Stupid girl. God can not answer you. But just for your information, you did say it out loud."

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com SUBJECT: I did something stupid (figures) _____________________________________________________________ I currently have the biggest hangover in the existence of hangovers and I only have beer pong to blame for this. I don’t understand why you had left for the weekend but I am so mad at you guys for abandoning me. The Kappa’s threw such a good party, you guys don’t understand. And I won beer pong – I, uncoordinated, idiotic, Hayley Anderson had beaten someone in beer pong. It was absolutely magical and had resulted in me getting so wasted I did the most stupid thing in the world.

“I hope you said your last prayer, because we'll be granting those prayers for you.” “Before you kill me, at least hear what my prayers were.” They exchanged glances. “That Rick should kill you two and leave nothing left to remember of your existence.” They bursted out laughing, staring at themselves and then at me. “You're stupid, you know that right?” “I know. And trust me, being stupid is just the best. And do you know why?” “Why?” “Because I just bought myself some time.” I smirked evilly at them.

Madeline proudly told him what had just happened and then concluded with disdain, “She can’t even figure out the man was faking an injury. Stupid! She didn’t even thank the people who had helped her. Selfish! She was afraid the helper would demand too much. Cold-blooded! I don’t really understand why you like such a useless woman?” Simon suddenly laughed sarcastically. Madeline was a typically brainless woman. She said Hazel was stupid? In fact, she herself was stupid. How could Hazel not find that the man was faking an injury? Not only did she find it, but she also knew that the man deliberately faked an injury for her. “What are you laughing at?” Madeline was angry. “Nothing,” Simon laughe