Stupid Humor Novels & Stories

You foolish mind 😒😒😒 What did I do 😱😱😱 just admit that he made you a fool. It's true. Why are you calling me a fool 😎😎😎 Shut up and get lost 😒😒😡😡 Okay💃💃💃💃 but Hayat didn't do it right. She forgot to remind you that he also called you shortie 😂😂😂 Just get lost before I make you go. Cheater, foolish mind 😡😡😡

Then she runs away from their presence like a damsel in distress. That should teach the handsome douche a lesson. ~~~~~ Back to square one, over the counter at Geisel's, Cara stands, pouring drinks and listening to the sob stories of midday drunk. Slim Jim, an ironic name for Cara's biggest pest, he comes every day and tells the same story. How he is from the past, according to Slim Jim, was alive during the time of dinosaurs and he also claimed to have fought in the World wars. Cara is just tired of Slim Jim delusional stories, the handsome douche bag, and hospital bills.

"That stupid toilet bowl is messing with me again! Kuya is to blame! He left his boxer brief in the bathroom, and it fell into the toilet bowl as I was pouring water on it! How do you unclog a stupid toilet bowl?! ” Hazel burst out laughing. "Suck it, lady." Jewel grinned as Gabbi's expression darkened. "You're the only one who can suck a stupid toilet bowl, and maybe you can suck the septic tank as well," Gabbi said. "That's enough," Jewel said quietly, returning to the keyboard. Hazel and Gabbi were not very good at playing jokes because they often took jokes personally, which resulted in a nasty fight. Gabbi was grumpy, and Hazel adored grumpiness.

And the worst part about this weird thought that just popped up in my head is that I can’t even clear the stupid thought from my mind because I know it is what Jimmy is capable of doing when the spirit of stupidity enters into me. But God help him if he actually decides to be stupid and think from his ass rather than from the brain he was blessed with because he will not live to witness the end of my rage and this is not even a joke. I would be absolutely pissed with him for more than a month if he decides to embarrass me like that.

I'm a big MORON! 'Atlast she confesses it.' I rolled my eyes at the annoying voice in my head. I just wish it could shut the fuck up and leave me alone. 'Hey, I heard that' the little voice in my head scoffs. Like I cared. Wait, who are you anyways? 'I'm you stupid.' Ha, right. If you are me then why are you insulting me? 'Because you are S-T-U-P-I-D.' See, if you are supposed to be me then you are just insulting yourself too. So then that just makes you stupid too.

"Oh hello mister I don't have such a bad taste that I will go after a player and I don't even know you and as for Money I have plenty of it ...I don't need yours but you need a brain that's for sure." "You need to control that unpleasant scissor-like tongue of yours." "Why should I ? I am the one who is trapped because of you." "Well I am trapped as well I don't wanna be stuck with a person like you as well." "A person like me? What do you mean a person like me?" "A person like you I mean, arrogant and stupid. " "You called me stupid ? seriously ?!." "yes I called you stupid and mad and a total idiot oh god how did I get stuck With some one like you."

I felt so stupid. Why? Why ? What was I thinking. I stared at the message for a couple of minutes and when I couldn't dream with it anymore, tears rolled down my eye. “I'm so stupid” I repeatedly said to myself still crying. Immediately Annie barged into the toilet “girl why are you here? I've been looking everywhere for you, are you -” the moment she realised I was crying she came closer and wrapped me up on her hands “which bitch deserves spanking” “You know I'll eat up any asshole for you”

"You have no idea–I was just joking around, but those disgusting guys went crazy asking me for your contact." The old me would have already been crying, asking her how she could do this to me, voice breaking. Not this me. My teeth clenched so hard they hurt. My whole body trembled with anger. I snatched the flyer out of her hand and slapped her across the face. Tara screamed, clutching her cheek in disbelief. "You hit me? I treat you like my best friend, and you can't even take a joke anymore?" Best friend? I let out a cold laugh.

They had lost their minds due to alcohol and were drunkenly venting their recent frustrations. Mimi waved her limp arm weakly. “Jeanette… You… You’re so stupid… So stupid…” Jeanette, who was very red in the face, giggled at Mimi. “Nonsense! I’m not stupid. Let me tell you, I… When I was in high school, I got into an amazing college… I… have a high IQ…” Mimi giggled. “Jeanette, if you’re not stupid… Hic… Why did you waste so much time on one man?”

“Lenoir stop being emotional, what happened is not deep—” “— OH! YOU GETTING SHOT AT BY DIFFERENT CATEGORIES OF BULLETS IS NO BIG DEAL?!” Lenoir chuckled like an insane person and continued nagging while I tried my very best not to lose my cool. I didn't even have the strength to yell, I used up all my energy at court. “THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING SMART AND BEING STUPID! AND YOU MY DEAR WIFE DEFINITELY DON'T FILL THE CATEGORY OF SMARTS!!”