Stupid Witty Quotes Novels & Stories

Well, they were calm before but now, I realize, it was just a silence before the storm. “And for your kind information, Ms, you are the one who is being stupid here by shouting in vain!” Now it is getting easier for him to intimidate me. “That’s right, isn’t it? You do the wrong stuff and put all the blame on me?” “Can’t you stop yelling?” “Can’t you stop talking nonsense and just apologise to me?” “I won’t!” “Now who’s sounding sti-u-peed?” I emphasize the word ‘stupid’ to let him know what is the real meaning of stupid.

he growled. What did he just call me ? “Dumb fuck. I said you were a dumb fuck,” he repeated. “Another word for fuckwit, chicken head, mindless fool, foolish tw*t, body with no brain, intelligence coma, mentally handicapped, cotton filled head, …. ,” I irately cut off the spastic synonym vomit of my freaking annoying wolf and hollered. “SHUT UP ! And stop eavesdropping on my thoughts. Now shoo away. I have more important things to do,” I chided the pissy hussy.

“Thomas Mayo, are you really stupid, or are you acting dumb? “Socrates? “You involve such stupid trash. Do you think you can successfully shirk responsibility? “You’re too naive, aren’t you?”

It was easy to describe myself as an idiot and shameless. Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! If only I could go back and warn myself from doing those unthinkable things, I would have done it already. At the same moment, realization struck me hard. But because I wasn't living inside a fairy tale, the damage would be forever imprinted in my brain and his probably. And it was outright frustrating! If only could wish to die and be buried instantly!

Nathan chuckled and said, “Stupid is as stupid does.” Crystal: “Then you must be the stupidest man on the planet. Here, let me ask you a few questions: Am I a plaything when I am called a plaything? They say Helen is your fiancée. So, is she your fiancée? What if I said I was your mother and Helen didn’t have your baby? If you could not answer my questions, wouldn’t that prove that you are stupid?”

“Pѕѕhhhtt, lіkе I’m аnуоnе’ѕ monkey. You’ve barely gоt a brain сеll to rub tоgеthеr іf wе’rе talking аbоut actual іntеllіgеnсе then I think you’re wау оut of your lеаguе, mауbе juѕt ѕіt thеrе аnd lооk рrеttу.” “Fuсk you, Elіjаh, уоu thіnk because уоu’rе ԛuісk wіttеd wіth thаt ѕmаrt mоuth that you’re аbоvе everyone else.”

HOW COME YOU ARE SO DUMB? Will_the_devil REASON NUMBER 1: I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A PALACE. REASON NUMBER 2: I NEVER CAME IN CONACT WITH ANY OTHER KID FROM OUTSIDE OF THE PALACE. REASON NUMBER 3: I NEVER HAD FRIENDS AND NEVER FELT THE NEED TO LEARN THIS GEN Z VOCABULARY. I_pooped :000 THAT'S KINDA SAD, YOU KNOW. Will_the_devil ... I_pooped

“Almost let me question my judgement for following you, but it’s you, so…” Jai frowned. “That’s almost twice. What does that even mean?” “Sometimes when you have a stupid friend who does stupid things, you wonder why would that person do stupid things. Especially since that certain friend knows it’s stupid. But since you remember that your friend is stupid, so him doing stupid things is actually no wonder. And then you realize that you almost question something that’s plainly obvious, which is also stupid—if you actually wonder about it, which makes you also stupid.”

This dumb idiot! "Because I made up the story," I croaked out, "how could you be so stupid as to believed singing like that?" I asked angrily. As if insulting him wasn't enough, I spat at him at him, and even though the spittle didn't hit where I wanted it to, it still managed to grace his left foot where I watched it slowly dissolve into nothingness. Oh God, I am stupid. So stupid. I shouldn't have yelled, I shouldn't even have spat at him- because somehow I feel like an alarm just ticked off, and his cool demeanor turned into a psychotic beast in the blink of an eye.

The self-doubt gnawed at him, amplifying his sense of foolishness. As he finally pulled up outside Vivian's house, he sighed deeply, his gaze fixed on the front door. He felt a mix of nervousness and apprehension, unsure of what the upcoming conversation would bring. "Stupid," he muttered again, his voice tinged with frustration. He realized that he needed to face the consequences of his actions, whatever they might be, and try to make things right.