Vampires Funny 소설 & 이야기

They like playing with their food, but I can play right back. “Oh, the foolish human is starting to realize he’s not dealing with ordinary people.” The first laughed, letting his fangs grow to display how inhuman he was. “You… you can’t… vampires aren’t real. They’re just myths.” I shook my head in disbelief. Okay, not that vampires are real, but at how fucking stupid they are.

One vampire said, a perverted smile on his face. " Do you now? Then what is it?" I asked, curious to see how the vampire would reply. " We could make you cum before draining you of your blood." One suggested and they all burst out laughing. I hated the sound of their creepy laughter . If it was on normal days, I would have ripped their hearts out but I was tired, too tired to fight. Choosing not to listen to their bullshit, I turned around to leave. Of course, I knew those bloodsuckers would never let me off.

As fate sisters were explaining, Clotho looked at Ethan and warned him “Ethan it might happen that when you both will face Sandra, Alice can get injured and starts bleeding. You will have to control yourself. You might feel like feeding on her blood but this will weaken her and the fact you are a newly turned vampire once you start feeding on her you will not stop.’ “Don’t worry aunt Clotho. I have never felt an urge to drink blood. I just used to drink thinking it as a juice” Ethan said “It is not that easy Ethan. Alice is a fairy. A fairy and a vampire have a quite unusual bond between them. Though both belong to different worlds, fairy blood attracts vampires, and once a vampire drinks fa

SARAH'S POV I sat there in the cold dark alley for quite a while and not even a rat passed by, I was starting to get scared when I heard faint laughter, more like a chuckle from afar. The sound became louder and clearer. It was no longer just the sound of laughter, I could now hear footsteps approaching. The closer they came the clearer their voices, they sound like nice people, I should probably ask them for help. What will I say though, I can't possibly tell them that I'm a vampire princess who came here through a porthole and woke up, then blacked out, then woke up again in a place where I was stabbed with needles and driven away by the smell of blood and somehow ended up here with no one

I almost wasn't able to stop myself but I knew I had to for her own sake. Vampires can see other people's emotions but they cannot feel them. We are naturally emotionless creatures that don't feel things. That's why vampires are one of the most dangerous creatures you could meet because they're completely merciless. The only emotion they're able to feel is lust. I have a few that I can feel specifically because I'm cursed to be the protector but others couldn't. For example the hurt I was able to feel when Maya assumed I was the one who injured her. I was her protector and she should've known that I would never hurt her in any way. Those are the kind of emotions that comes with the curse of

she said “you are not crazy little tank, there is no doubt that the vampires you have met are and were evil but the reason i seem to be making you question everything is because you have lumped us all into the same category which i find surprising. I mean, how exactly is it you think we get half breeds like yourself? If we raped and pilaged all the time we would have been extinct by now, in this day and age where even fankensteins monster can find someone to love in the movies why cant we? It was you who made us realize even vampires are romantic now after all” he said

I wanted to see that place. It was just two hours into day break, everyone had gone to sleep. I hurried into the kitchen and drank a whole bottle of a special liquid Edmund and Hillary introduced to us. It was called vamscren and it allowed vampires to walk in the sun for a while without being affected by it. Somehow, vamscren made me feel a bit better about becoming a vampire as I didn’t have to always be limited by the sun. The vamscren was made from dragon tears and Edmund and Hillary, along with Dana, arranged with the manufacturers to always supply it to the castle, so we never ran out. After drinking, I got my cloak and flew out of the castle, to see my former town.

'Maybe, I said it loudly without me knowing,' thought Jamima, 'Yeah, definitely, or else how he can get to know it. Adrien chuckled at her, and Jamima asked, "Why are you laughing? What's so funny?" "Because Jamima, you never said it out loud, in fact, you said not a single word about it," Adrien said, and Jamima's eyes popped out. "Ho-how you know, what I'm thinking in my mind? What are you, a witch or something like this kind?" Jamima asked, curious. "Woah girl, take it easy. I'm not some witch or anything. I'm a vampire-like I told you before," said Adrien, chuckling.

Lydia said and collected the glass of wine and winked at me. " Seriously, Martha, what do you want? I hate it when you try to pull your stunts and try to announce to the world that you're a fucking witch." I said and she chuckled. " Yeah, you tried to kill me." Lydia said. " Vampires are lazy breeds, humans are quite even better. The least job your breeds can do is drink blood and it's so irritating." She said and took the drink from Lydia. " Are we sharing wine or what?" I said and snapped my fingers at the barman to bring in a bottle of wine.

This is a very funny joke. “Stephen's vampire. The smell of the vampire clan Stephen." A vampire spoke up, they looked at Augustus then looked at Sharmaine who was being protected by Augustus. "What do you want here?" Augustus spoke coldly, blood red eyes, long fangs, this was the fighting and attacking appearance of a vampire. Sharmaine pressed close to the tree, she felt him trying to protect her with all his might, Sharmaine smiled slightly. “We want the girl behind your back.” A vampire looked at Sharmaine and said.