Your Momma So Fat Jokes Novels & Stories

She looks me up and down before sighing. “I don’t spend all that money on your Pilates sessions for you to still gain weight.” Her words sting. I draw my bottom lip in, swallowing the lump in my throat. “I’m not fat, Mom.” “No, you’re not. You just take after me.” She says with sarcasm, walking toward my hung jackets. My face tightens in embarrassment. I bend to pick up the bag, pressing all the bras in. It’s not my fault they don’t fit anymore, yet I keep getting the blame. I’m so sick and tired.

From: Mom [Thu, 9:39 pm] That's okay, you can laugh as much as you want even though you're sad for having a broken heart. I gasped. Mom can turn tables, doesn't she? To: Mom [Thu, 9:41 pm] I am your daughter, mom! I can't believe you can do me dirty! I answered, pasting crying emojis. From: Mom [Thu, 9:42 pm] I'm just joking, haha! I hope you're doing fine, we love and miss you so much!

“What?” “Her exact words.” For a moment she just stared at us. Then she burst out laughing—loud, genuine laughter that I was sure Dad could hear from wherever he was in the house. Alec looked unimpressed. I wasn’t much better. “You’re enjoying this far too much,” I grumbled. “I really am.” Mom wiped at her eyes, still grinning. Then her expression turned thoughtful. “Have either of you considered simply *telling* her?” “Telling her what?”

Yes, and the fact that I was married before. “I know, it's just, oh, it shows how old we are getting!” “Babe, forty-eight aren't old. Now look on the bright side; at least we have a few more children to get through school before they get married.” Dad laughed but mom didn't find it funny. She was acting a bit strange these past few weeks. Making me wonder what is going on with her. Mom glared at dad, “You think you are funny? Well, let's see if you like this joke, daddy, to be!”

Mom looked at me with nothing but disappointment in her eyes. I remembered how she used to stand up for him fiercely in public whenever relatives made cruel remarks about him. At charity galas, the mere hint of an insult, labeling him a country bumpkin, was enough to make her spend exorbitant amounts of money just to stand by him and put an end to the ridicule. No matter how busy she was, she always came home on time because she never wanted him to wait an extra minute. I stared at her, unable to look away. When did Mom become this stranger?

Just emptiness. It terrified me more than the rejection itself. “Are you still there?” I whispered into the storm. No answer. My vision blurred again. Maybe she hated me too. Maybe she blamed me for ruining our only chance. A bitter, broken laugh escaped my lips. “My toxic trait is being fat.”

but mom wanted to play some fun games with me and Maurvi. " Oh please, mom can't we play those games tomorrow??? " " No... " Mom said. " Mom, I am tired and want to sleep... Please don't waste my time. " I said that and everyone burst out laughing. " What??? I want to sleep... " I said. " Hmmm and we all are wasting your precious time. " Sid said and all my friends burst out laughing. " What is so funny??? Idiots. " I said and they laughed again.

Fucking family unity. I didn't work like the stories. Jenn couldn't keep her balance and Dad and I got distracted. Jenn got off and soon after, it was me. "Mom, I'm cumming in your ass." She groaned, "Oh yes, fuck my ass, fill me, baby." Oh, I did. That tight fit and Dad's cock sent me off. I exploded in my mother's butt. Dad moaned, "Oh fuck that's hot. Cummin' baby."

With one last look into the mirror, I left my room and grabbed my phone and keys. Reaching my dad’s office, I knocked on his door. He looked up from his computer. “You want a ride?” he asked. I shook my head at him. “Nah, we, chubby girls, gotta get a good work out once in a while or we will all disappear. We won’t want that, will we?“ I joked, entering his office. My dad shook his head at me with a small smile. “You aren’t fat.” “I said chubby!” “You aren’t chubby.”

So evil" " Can you please keep mute and let me speak? "That's rude you know? " I'm sorry. My mum is actually Serena's mum" "What? What sort of joke is that? You're kidding right? "No. I wish I was but I'm not." "But Serena's mum is dead"