Your Momma So Fat Jokes Novels & Stories

she begged and them dimples damn " stop with the dimples already-if you weren't my sister -..." " you would cut my head off I know -meet you in an hour or more" she said I chuckled, damn I missed her so much...I went to Fat MAMA, what that's what it's called, it's a fast food,fats only like curbs, ribs..shit like that and everything is large here,i ordered curbs,olive greens with extra source,some full chicken and a whole lot of french fries and bottles of coke then waited for my order, after getting the order I went to my car to put the food in until I heard a woman yelling a bit behind me I turned to find some lady fighting with some dude

Mom why are you quite I thought we are besties njena Mom: you know baby today we saw mxolisi's girlfriend they were cute you should've seen how beautiful she is. Dad: mxo and a girl.? Mom: yeah she's so gorgeous baby . Dad: you're also gorgeous moose mama just that . Mom:just that what.? Are you saying im ugly.? Dad: no you're not listen.... Mom started to cry amandla and mpilo laughed and go upstairs. Mom: Nana am I ugly.? Me: No mom you're cute. Dad: even if you were slender I would've loved you mama. Mom: even if I were a frog.?

Maybe my mother can be of help in that aspect because I only knew how to eat. "Oh! That's not a problem. Let me just rush home and prepare something nutritious for her. Trust me, she will fatten up in less than a week." my mother said, sounding excited. "Fat? Hey! I don't want her fat! Just… just make her okay…" I said. I really don't like fat women and I am not discriminating against them, but I really don't like them all fatty. My mother rolled her eyes at me. "I know. She just have to be in a healthy state. I didn't say I was going to make her obese."

she says this with a bit of a smirk before laughing and adding as he starts to blush bright red, "Oh honey don't be embarrassed I'm just joking. Playing around you know." Jimmy feels this once again is finally the moment of truth. If he chooses his words carefully he has the feeling it will lead to - something. "But what if it's true Mom?" "What that you can't take your eyes off my tits. I would be shocked, I guess." "Jus coz Dad didn't like them you maybe think I am the same. I mean, well I think Dad was stark raving blind and stupid for making fun of your... breasts Mom. I mean so what if they are big." His eyes flicker down to the front of her nightshirt for about the tenth time since the

Mom says " Mom I think you should punish him, how can a big man like that not know how to cook" Sia suggests " In that case, I have to punish you as well, because you too can't cook" Mom says " What!!! Mine is different, I am a kid, he's an adult" Sia says and mom burst into laughter " You are right my child"

"Haha! Sorry, it's been so long I've forgotten how cranky you get before you've eaten." Oh hell no. Was she calling my mother anorexic just because she was thin? I turned to Mom with a smirk. "Mom? Who's this fat old lady?" Mom's lips twitched, clearly holding back laughter, while Sonny went red in the face. "What?! Fat old lady?!" "We went to high school together, honey," Mom said smoothly. I smiled at Sonny. "Oh, it's nice to meet you. I'm Jack Spencer."

The morning sun painted golden streaks across the skyline, but the warmth did little to ease the cold grip of my thoughts, I hate that the thought of my mom always steal my joy. “I sure do hope I don't turn fat” her words brought me back to reality, I entered the bathroom, I could see her barrbpdy through the night wear she wore. “You're not going to be fat, you'll be sexy”. “The lies men tell” “What is it you women wants to hear”. “Just tell me the truth, I'm becoming fat” I knelt with one knee in front of her, kissed her navel. “It's barely noticeable for a 6 months pregnancy.

Mom meets her halfway, and they throw their arms around each other, squealing and crying all at once. I just stood there, stunned. When they finally pull apart, my aunt Catalina holds Mom’s shoulders, eyes shining. “Look at you,” she scolds softly. “You’ve gotten thinner. I leave you for a few years and you forget how to eat?” Mom chuckles, wiping at her tears. “It’s all these fancy diets you keep preaching.” “Excuses,” Catalina says, rolling her eyes. “You always were lazy about food.” They both start giggling again, the sound light and strange.

“I really don’t understand girls saying they’re fat when in fact they’re so thin and skinny.” “Well, that’s your point of view and everyone is entitled to have their opinion and in my case I feel fat already.” Klaress retaliated. “Well, for me, you’re not fat.” Mom said. “You’re just right at the middle, you’re good.” “Really Tita?” Klaress said amused. “You think so?” “Yes, so why don’t you eat more? Come on, have some of this.” Mom said. The chat goes on and on, with different topics and different stories.

"It was so cold in the winter, and she did not want to climb out of her bed early in the morning. She would rather stay in the bed forever." "Zion said with some disdain, ""Mommy, if you continue to be like this, you'll be as fat as a pig.""" The corner of Mango's mouth instantly went down. Am I fat? Didn't you look in the mirror? You're plump. "When Zion had just finished speaking, Nathaniel flicked his forehead." Oh my! "Zion looked at Nathaniel and was a little depressed. Then, he heard Nathaniel say, ""Be nice to your mom. Is she fat? That's called being rich, what do you even know?"""