Your Momma So Fat Jokes Novels & Stories

Just emptiness. It terrified me more than the rejection itself. “Are you still there?” I whispered into the storm. No answer. My vision blurred again. Maybe she hated me too. Maybe she blamed me for ruining our only chance. A bitter, broken laugh escaped my lips. “My toxic trait is being fat.”

Since my mom made many friends in these two years. I run like a three years old to her shouting mom, mom, mom. My dear there you are all looking wonderful and radiant in the long dress. You also gained weight. Mom said with a smile. Mom all thanks to Keron is taking good care of me. I replied to her. Yes its evidently seen by even a blind. We all laughed at her statement.

I got a terrible slap on my face that redirected my thinking that I wasn't laughing inwardly but outwardly and mom said," You fool, what's making you laugh, are you trying to make a fuss of me and my daughter or what?" I know am in trouble again and I replied to her saying, "Mom am not laughing at you please, I just thought of something that happened in the past and I couldn't hold back my laughter, am sorry if I offended you" I pleaded, I don't want another beaten mostly now am recovering too. "Stupid child", she said another insult to me and I couldn't help but listen to the conversation she had with my sister, I was shocked when she mentions my boss's name.

but mom wanted to play some fun games with me and Maurvi. " Oh please, mom can't we play those games tomorrow??? " " No... " Mom said. " Mom, I am tired and want to sleep... Please don't waste my time. " I said that and everyone burst out laughing. " What??? I want to sleep... " I said. " Hmmm and we all are wasting your precious time. " Sid said and all my friends burst out laughing. " What is so funny??? Idiots. " I said and they laughed again.

"He said that mom was a fat girl who got rich and thinks she's a queen, he said that, he said it in front of everyone, he said it at recess, he said it so everyone would hear, so everyone would laugh, so everyone would make fun, so everyone would think it's true, that it's true that mom is fat, that it's true she got rich, that it's true she thinks she's a queen, and I told him to shut up, I told him it wasn't true, that mom isn't fat, that mom is beautiful, that mom is the most beautiful, the strongest, the bravest, the most loving, the most everything, everything, everything, and he laughed, he laughed and he said I was a liar, that my mother was a fat girl, that everyone knew it, that eve

“I’m not boring. Your mother doesn’t find me boring, do you, Katy?” Katy looked at me with a not-so-subtle wink. “Never.” “You laugh at my jokes! You love my stories!” he protested, looking aghast. Matthew snorted. “It’s habit, Dad. Face it. Boring. I’m telling you—you’re not all that and a bag of potato chips.” I tried not to laugh at Richard’s expression. Jaxson was smirking, trying to hide his amusement. Reed was shoveling eggs into his mouth like a starved man, concealing his grin.

This is the most goals joke as long as I've heard. "You're kidding, right? I swear! That's funny. Wow! If you join to stand up comedy, I make sure you can be the winner." "Na," said Mommy quietly. Chiko still showing his smile. "I'm serious and this is not a joke. You can tell the difference too, right?" Shit!

"Kennedy tell me you are not pregnant." I stopped what I was doing and looked up at her, "really! Damn, why is everybody saying that, do I look fat?" Mom eyed me, "Kennedy Claire I don't care how old you are you will not cuss in my house. I don't know where you got that nasty habit." I made a face at her, "hmm let's see, maybe you." She laughed, "shit, I know but I can't help it."

She hates flying. “Thanks, momma, for coming.” I told her after giving her a giant hug. My mom gives the best hugs. Maybe because she’s so soft and big. Although if I tell her that, she’ll probably whoop my ass. But who wouldn’t be a bit bigger if they could eat her cooking every day? Momma always says she’s not fat, just curvy. But her doctor told her last month she needed to stop putting so much salt in her food or she’d be at risk for a heart attack.

I said once I arrived at the dining table to join her. Mom had a scowl on her face, as if recalling an unpleasant past. She said, "Don't worry, my daughter. I can take care of myself, and it's not in my genes to become a chubby woman." Laughing, I suggested, "It's not in those other women's genes either, but staying at home and sleeping regularly could stimulate the fat gene, and you might become a plus-sized woman." Mom chuckled and said, "Alright. I'll resume my fitness training."