Your So Fat Jokes 2023 소설 & 이야기

“Who said you are calling me fat?” The three burst out laughing. “You? Who else? You’re the only fat woman here.” I did push my anger down, thinking these bastards were not worth it, but the way they giggled and looked at me with disgust, all my restraint was thrown out of the window. “Me? Fat?” “What else? Or are you in denial?” he asked. “Your fat. The most fat among all.” Another wave of anger roared through my mind. As if my hands had a mind of their own, my palms landed on the man’s cheeks.

“I don’t get fat, no matter how much I eat. Aw, there’s just nothing to do today but eat! Right, Zo?” “Yeah, it’s true, it’s true. You’ve got a great figure, Cortty. But I’ve got some plans today, so…” Zoe replies. “I know, right? There’s just nothing to do but stuff our faces!” Courtney says, and everyone laughs as if they’d been ordered to. It's just like the kind of hollow laughter you hear on a sitcom laugh track. It was awfully loud, as if they’d just been cued to [laugh here] by the teleprompter.

Hiroto slaps him in the back while he chokes on his words and turns to Hiroto in his familiar tyrant look "I am not fat!!!!. You're all just thin little chopstick bitches.Adam, I am supporting you, so you owe me 5 bucks; Adam and I are not fat, we're buff. You're all toothpicks that we could break in half. So clearly we're the strongest of this group. Muahahahaha!!!"Everyone including me looks at him weirdly, it's like a kid on an extreme sugar rush and a serial killer together

His mate, Joel, was twenty-five and the moment he met her, he impregnated her. “I feel like I am a cow because I’ve been eating so much.” I looked around my girth and whined, “I’ve become so fat.” “Fat is the new trend, love,” he chuckled. “Having more of you means I have more to love.” “Oh, hush!” I was already moping at my fatness and he was joking.

"I have a sense of humor, thank you very much. I just don't find your fart jokes funny." Felecia snickered. "Everyone likes a fart joke, Moana." Harper waved his fork at Kelsey. "I don't care who you are. Fart jokes are classic." "Stop calling me Moana." Kelsey rolled her eyes. "They're disgusting." "You're disgusting." "Your mom's disgusting." Jamie's brows shot up and he covered his mouth with a fist. "Oh." "Now who is being immature?" Harper's grin only widened. "Your mom jokes are classic. Everyone knows that." Kelsey waved her hand.

“Yeah well, my sleeping pattern has been off-balance lately, so it's only natural that my eating habits will change too. And geez, I can't help being hungry all the time.” “I think you should cut back on the food a little. At this rate, you'll end up being the biggest person I know.” He teased, poking her belly. “You're such a dick.” “But you still love this dick.” “Are you serious right now? Tell me, does it look like I’m in the mood for any of your crap?” “Whoa, it was just a joke.” “Don't joke like that. Some jokes that are funny, right? And others that are just not ok. Guess which category yours falls into.”

Fred retorted, “you mean you like a chubby girl” Fathia inquired, “I like a girl with big boobs and big butts, Fred said, “which means you don't like my body type” Fathia, “I love you but If you become chubby I will love you more” Fred said, “What type of diet can make me chubby within a short period?“ Fathia asked, “Don't worry about that, I will get all for you today” Fred retorted,

embarrassed by my assumption. He smirked to himself and shook his head as if he was laughing at some inside joke. After a beat, he said, "I don’t make fat jokes. At least not normally. You just really pissed me off that day. I was already having a bad day and then you came at me full blast. Sorry about that." After a pause, he continued, "You actually have a really nice body if I'm being honest. It's too bad your personality doesn't match."

she says, pulling another five dollar bill out of her coat, not asking my opinion on the matter, then hands me her frappé, "I can't deal with that dumb stuff. If you ever call yourself fat again I'm going to kill you, you know why?" "Why?" "Because then I’m fat too, so every time you think that about yourself, you're calling me fat. And you don't want to do that to your bestie, do you?" "But that's not true," I say, looking down at her slim body. "We look exactly the same! We share clothes all the time, do you think you could fit into them if you were really fat?" "I couldn't fit in your pants the other day, remember?"

So, I sighed, disappointed with my secret wishes. “What’s wrong? Are you tired?” “No.” I thought hard to give him a reasonable reason. “I feel like I complained too much. Also, I haven’t had many achievements.” After a while, I also made a confession, “Even physically, I’m so fat.” Unexpectedly, he laughed. “Fat? You know what? In London, you are just an average. Maybe you can be counted as a bit thin.” “I’m fat,” I protested. “You commented like that because you wanted me to feel happy, right?”