Your So Fat Jokes 2023 Novels & Stories

He came with a glass of juice and oatmeal. “Am I looking fat?” I asked. “No, you are so thin,” He said sitting beside me. “Ohh, thank God,” I said wiping my fake fear on my forehead. “Why did you ask,” He asked, looking at me in concern. I love him whenever he wears casual around me. “I am not pregnant,” I said, taking a glass of juice from his tray. “How did you know,” He asked. “I am not looking fat” I took one sip. “You are a little fat around your boobs,” He said after a few minutes.

"Maybe if you weren't so damn fat and lazy." I kept cleaning. "Maybe if you spent less time stuffing your face with stupid books, then you might look prettier and find a man who finds you attractive." There it was. The familiar jab. The one he'd been making for years. I felt it. Of course I did. But pain loses its sharpness after enough repetitions. Eventually, it becomes background noise, like traffic, rain, or heartbreak. I tossed the final paper towel into the trash. Richard laughed. The sound was ugly.

she said eyeing me weirdly. I smacked her arm "how rude!I am not fat...am I ?"I asked in horror. She rubbed her arm,"ouch that actually hurt woman! I was just saying okay,maybe you should lay off that junk food you are so obsessed with." I rolled my eyes,as If I would ever betray pizza,onion rings,zinger wings and beef burgers! "Oh no ways ,forget it." She laughed "don't say I didn't warn you." "Yeah whatever,"

"What? You told her she was fat!" Xavier rolled his eyes at her outburst, "No I didn't tell her that besides we were just having a good time in the kitchen, joking and all that when the topic came up. How was I to know that she'll take the joke so hard?" Her eyes flared impatiently, "You should never tell a woman she is fat especially one you gave a ring, it doesn't boost a woman self-confidence to a 100," "Now I know better." He mumbled, not believing he was feeling berated.

"Hugo, did you hear that? She told me to think about the consequences. Oh, I'm so scared." Only when she'd had her fill of laughing did she turn back to face me. "Jillian, what makes a swindling fake socialite like you think you can act so high and mighty in front of me?" she asked, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "I'm doing the world a favor by making sure you don't go out and prey on other men." I had completely lost my patience.

The Fat guy chuckled, “It seems the Academe Department has really sharp tongue! So confident, your department always mocking us in our knowledge but unfortunately in this situation, physical strength will win! Hand us that girl and we will forget what you said.” Zitrey snickered, “You're a fool.” She pointed to the person beside her and said. “This person is a man.” With Zitrey's words, the Owl logo guy was in shock. He can't even move away from his gaze to the person beside him. “Did I heard him wrong? This big bro didn't think of me as a girl?” “Hah?! What kind of joke are you saying?” the Fat guy said in confusion. “Are you blind? You can't even see that beauty beside you? How come she's

However, Bob didn’t forget about Zoe calling herself fat, and told her after a couple glasses, "You don't have to slim down, Zoe." "I'm not planning to." "Didn't you say you were fat?" "But I never mentioned slimming down, either." "For real?" "For real," Zoe snorted, feeling that Bob was becoming a little troublesome after getting drunk. "Well, others aside, it won't feel good touching you if you slimmed down," Bob said bluntly. Zoe was utterly speechless. Why was he spouting that nonsense? All men are pigs! To make things worse, Bob looked dead serious. "I'm not kidding. Your figure’s just right."

teased sadiq "shut up" Sadiq wore his canvas and stood up " are you up for today's jogging? " He always go for a jog at night. To him it makes him feel refreshing " nope , I'm not" jafar answered and hugged the pillow tightly " lazy ass" Sadiq teased " since you aren't a lazy ass please go and let me rest" he hummed softly in the pillow Sadiq made sure to hit jafar on the head before making his way out " see you later"

Jun said suddenly. Charlotte rolled her eyes. “You did. You said it was because I’m fat.” Jun smirked. “No. I could manage if it were just fat. I really couldn’t keep up with the snoring, the drooling, the heaviness… and the fish smell—” Leo cut in sharply. “Saying all that when you stink just from looking at you is brave. Have you looked in a mirror? You’re fat too, yet you’re body-shaming someone else? How dense are you, man?”

I mean you didn't plan for this," I said sadly. "Babe don't be like that. I'm sorry." She said genuinely. "It's okay then." I said in understanding. “I’m going to get fat,” she said dramatically when we got home, flopping back onto the bed. “I just got my waist back!” I burst into laughter. “You’re laughing?” she hissed. “You literally survived faking your death, mafia attacks, and my emotional constipation,” I said, brushing a kiss to her forehead. “But this is what breaks you?” I said, poking her belly.