Your So Fat Jokes 2023 Novels & Stories

She asked, pinching his cheek gently. "That's impossible.I've been practicing jokes.”Matteo grinned proudly. "Oh… really?" "Yes… I have seventeen already." "Should I be worried?"Sofia asked, looking toward Lorenzo. "Yup! You should be very worried." "They're terrible," Marco added. "Noo… they're masterpieces," Matteo corrected. "Alright, I'll be the judge of that," Sofia said. "Good. I'll save the funniest one for you,” He said, leaning close and whispering loudly enough for everyone to hear.

Justin asks being irritated, “they contain heat, fat, calories, most of the middle age people are dying because of a heart attack” “Look at me I grow up eating those, though I maintain my diet with vegetables, enough for the body not like you eating like a patient and still I am fit my heart, my BP are all perfect and about my body, I have no fats”. Justin said this all in just one breath as he took one deep breath before asking, “are you eating like a sick person because you wanted to lose those unwanted fats on you” Justin again said and this time he pointed his finger to Ella’s curvy chest.

She whispered into my ear and I shrugged my shoulders. "I don't know but let me guess, Captain fatso has too much garbage that he could not handle at all. So he is calling us to clean all his garbage. Such a lazy fat ass." I whispered softly and we both froze into our tracks. We looked at each other's faces and broke into laughter fits. We laughed carelessly over the compliment I had given for my boss.

I said in a tone that said, please don't try me today. “Whatever, I wasn't talking to you and it doesn't matter whose table it was; bottom line is you and your friend need to understand that Syn and Shawn are off limits; so you can keep all those giggles, trying to be cute to yourselves. It's sad because you and your friends flirting, giggling, and shit, but I can tell you that him and Shawn are not into fat girls." Syncere's girlfriend said thinking she could actually, hurt our feelings with fat jokes. They were the only ones who thought that dumb shit was funny. Syncere and Shawn looked embarrassed and looking at us saying sorry with their eyes. Me and Ki-Ki looked at each other chuckling.

He quickly picked up the spoon, scooped the avocado, then fed it to my mouth. I closed my eyes in contentment, making a blissful expression. "Hmm... It's so smooth, and delicious!" Then I looked at him and said very seriously, "Do you think I'll get fat if I eat like this?" "No! Even if you do, it's okay. I enjoy your plumpness. More cushioning," he said with a wicked smile. "Hey! You're making dirty jokes again! Men are really... Why do you always think about that?" I jokingly scolded him.

Asked the Fat Man The Skinny Man boy immediately turned his gaze to the Fat Boy and immediately said "Hey Fat you are stupid or do you really not know it?" Ask the Skinny Boy back to Fat Boy. The Fat Man boy also immediately turned his innocent gaze to the Skinny Man boy and said "What do you mean Hey Skinny, didn't you just call me stupid?" Asked the Fat Boy to the Skinny Man They were the Skinny Boy and the Fat Boy staring at each other as if they were both emotional and then soon the Skinny Boy was seen sighing and said "Huff" Skinny Boy's sigh

He said and the other guys chuckled. The mockery has been non-stop. Every time we meet up, there always has to be at least one joke or parody in reference to Sophia. "Would you guys ever get tired of toasting me?" Huh?" I asked. "Never." Fred answered. "We love you too much." "I agree." Hendrix added. "Speaking of Sophia... Uh, has she finally told you where she is?" I refused to answer which made them all roar with laughter. "This is a running joke and it needs to stop. I mean it!"

I didn't want him to be angry. "Now! let the show begin." Hawk said, eyeing me. The guys begin to cheer me up mockingly. "Are you sure this is a good idea, just check out the shape of her body. isn't that fat I see." One of the guys said. I bowed my head, fat? I stared at my feet. I have been really eating a lot nowadays cause I get hungry a lot. "Yo dude! Malcolm is right, the freak is getting fat. Her arm is like twice of my own." Another guy said, the last statement made all the guys burst into laughter.

He came with a glass of juice and oatmeal. “Am I looking fat?” I asked. “No, you are so thin,” He said sitting beside me. “Ohh, thank God,” I said wiping my fake fear on my forehead. “Why did you ask,” He asked, looking at me in concern. I love him whenever he wears casual around me. “I am not pregnant,” I said, taking a glass of juice from his tray. “How did you know,” He asked. “I am not looking fat” I took one sip. “You are a little fat around your boobs,” He said after a few minutes.

"Maybe if you weren't so damn fat and lazy." I kept cleaning. "Maybe if you spent less time stuffing your face with stupid books, then you might look prettier and find a man who finds you attractive." There it was. The familiar jab. The one he'd been making for years. I felt it. Of course I did. But pain loses its sharpness after enough repetitions. Eventually, it becomes background noise, like traffic, rain, or heartbreak. I tossed the final paper towel into the trash. Richard laughed. The sound was ugly.