Best Funny Pickup Lines Ever Novels & Stories

I asked. Mac grinned then wrapped an arm around my waist, and I froze at his wet arms around me. Unconsciously, butterflies fluttered in my stomach and I could feel my cheeks getting hotter. "Sorry. It's just that you spark my interest." He said and I could feel the rest of the drink coming up my throat. I scoffed. "Is that your best pickup line? I wonder how many girls have fallen for that." Mac laughed. "I'm not that big of a player." He said and I burst out laughing. Of course, he wasn't, he had slept with half of the girls in our school and he was not a player. Yeah, right.

"Well, you’re stuck with me, so you don’t really have a choice." She chuckled, wiping a tear. "I wouldn’t have it any other way." For a while, we just sat there in silence, lost in our own thoughts. Then, out of nowhere, my mom sighed with a nostalgic smile. "You know, your father had the worst pickup line when we first met." I turned to her with wide eyes. "Wait, what? You never told me this!" She laughed, shaking her head. "Oh, it was awful. He walked up to me at a bookstore, holding a book about astronomy, and said, 'Are you a star? Because you’ve been orbiting my mind all day.'"

“If I am hungry, and I need someone who can help me with my hunger, can I go to you and let me have a bite even just in your lips?” I raise my hand and softly hold her face. I was about to kiss her, but she tilted her face. “Ha ha ha! Sorry, I don’t really know how to ease you. All I know is just a simple pickup line.” Simple? You call it simple? I nearly have a heart attack! I think you might also want to kill me! And then you call it simple! Is this woman insulting me!? “Stephen, hey Stephen! Are my pickup lines okay? Is it too corny?”

I asked with a stupid smile impossible to be erased from my face. He chuckled and kissed my cheek. “Because you light up my dark sky with different colors?” I scoffed and laughed it off. “What a corny pick-up line,” I mumbled making him laugh as well. He hugged me tighter and kissed my temple. “I’m not dreaming, right?” he whispered. “I am not going to wake up now and see that everything is a dream, right?”

“If a guy tries one of those cringy pickup lines, we all freeze and go: ‘You can see us?’ like we’re ghosts. Then we ran towards him with crazy laughter.” I wiggled my eyebrows at them with all the enthusiasm of a sleep-deprived squirrel. Kate looked over her shoulder at me, laughing. “Where do you get these crazy inspirations from?” “From one crazy chick on I***a.gram reels,” I said honestly. “She’s a gift from the chaotic gods.” I don't want to take credit for something that isn't my own creation. “I’ve used a bunch of her stuff. Works like a charm – guys run off like scared weasels. Which, obviously, is the goal.”

“Not everyone is destined to be mopy all day.” “I was happy this morning.” Flipping him off, he just laughed and sat down on the other side of Jo. “Seriously, why are you so happy?” Beau leaned over Jo and looked at him. “I used this sick pickup line on a girl and it worked.” “I got one for you.” I said, glancing at Steele. “Oh yeah? Let’s hear it.” All eyes turned to me as I set my rag down. “Are you a smoke detector? Because you won’t shut up and fucking annoying.”

What is his deal anyway? "I would use a cheesy pick-up line but damn baby I'm vegan," Kai said after a few minutes of thinking over it. I couldn't help the grin that spread across my face as I desperately willed myself not to laugh because then he would be sad. "Real smooth mate, total game changer right there," Jake said with amusement lacing his chocolate brown eyes. Kai seemed content with what he said and grinned from ear-to-ear like a Cheshire cat. "Yep I'm good, ain't I?"

Zack said, and Kinsley giggled. What the...! "That is the lamest pickup line I've ever heard." Zach frowned, and the others started laughing. Zack stumped out of the room, embarrassed, and Mike took his place. "Don't worry, baby, he's a boy. I'm the man you're looking for."

Then Chris asks, "Wanna hear some pickup lines?" Piper grins, "Sure." "Are you g****e cause you have everything I've been looking for," he starts. Piper smiles, "Good one." "Did it hurt?" Chris asks. "Did what hurt?" "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Piper bursts out laughing. "Wait. Your boobs look great in this dress," he says. Piper smiles but then remembers that it's supposed to be a pickup line. She has heard it before.

Why? Because [punchline]. | As Kate accessed the feature, she was presented with some of the most popular pick-up lines from across the country. Ecto would deliver the first half, she would press NEXT, and he would reveal the punchline. Some of her favorites were: | Is your name Goggle? … ’cause you’ve got everything I’m searching for. | Is your name wi-fi? … ’cause I’m really feeling a connection. | Is Geometry your favorite subject?