Cool Funny Sayings Novels & Stories

“your friend is cool” “what about me?” I ask her really curious as to what she has to say about me. I want her to say I’m cool too. But I did ask her to move from a table once. “are you fishing for compliments sir. Because I already told you I am grateful for what you did for me. I am not repeating it” “nope I was just wondering” I shrug. “you’re cool. I mean you did beat that guy up at Birdies without breaking a sweat so. . .”

she said proudly, "No, I don't think it is cool '' I replied and she looked at me unbelievably, I giggled, 'Now look at you...being disappointed that's what you get for pranking me' I thought "What?! Why!" she said acting hurt I giggled more, " I didn't think it was cool because I think of it as amazing," I said and she got back to her confident self again,

I suggested. "Sounds delicious!" "How are you two still alive?" Cai asked in bewilderment. Cai, I love that name, I'll call him that. "We breathe in air through our lungs, duh," Angela replied. Andy pushed Cai's hand away and burst into laughter, Chelsea and I did too. "What's so funny?" Cai huffed. "You just got 'duhed' by a kid," Andy laughed. "That's not a word," Angela scolded, "I've always wanted to ask you, Uncle Hyena, didn't you go to school?" Andy stopped laughing with a gasp.

"I didn't know that he's a f*ggot!" "Well, there's this saying, God gave you a drill, yet you're using it to stir sh*t!" "Hey, hey, you might be wrong there. He might be the catcher. Haha..." "How I wish to yank his pants down and see whether he'll be in heat like a b*tch and spread his legs whenever he sees a man!"

He first looks around him if his men are coming and seeing that no one is watching him, he hit the surface with his boots and said, ” See.. I hit it, are you happy now? ” “ Yes.. I'm happy, Uncle Goenka.. ” “ Uncle..??? Am I looking like an uncle to you?? ” he said excitedly, “ Yes, my uncle used to do it for me whenever I fell, ” she replied innocently, “ You... Cooldown.. Cooldown.. ” he muttered as her calling him uncle really offended him, “ Didn't your brother do it for you, hah? ” he asked,

jasper says and she fums " None of you will leave this high school. you will all rot here forever " she yells an people look at us. " Oh poor baby is so sad and angry. why don't you go cry to your mum, maybe she will give you sweets to make you stop crying " Cam says pouting. " Are all of you taking this thing side ? " she asks and points to me in disgust. " Maybe we are and maybe we are just having fun but again that's our business and none of yours " Noah says

The rat is harmless. I was about to say something, but Alexie was flying happily, saying these words that I didn’t know if I would laugh or scold the child. "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Idiot! Idiot, Lhuby!" She didn't mean those words because what she knew was that, FUCK is equal to CUTE. IDIOT is equal to THANK YOU. "Alexie!" A beautiful lady appeared before us. She's a freakin' fairy too!

Smiling to myself I never knew Kylie and Coco were all busy looking at me, Kylie had a devilish grin on her face while coco has a smiling face. “Am sure the message with all those smiles must be from the richest and most handsome man in the world” Coco said to me smiling harder at me ‘Shaking my ass towards her Ass” I said to her smiling as I continued shaking my ass towards them. Telling my crazy girls what Don said and as we were all Checking out all the clothes, these club wears are the sexiest wears I have ever seen, Kylie already snatched and hide the sexiest saying she will wear it.

I retorted playfully, enjoying the banter among friends. "Oops, you said that. Just accept the fact, dude, that in simple terms, you're an OLD, RICH, QUICK-TO-DIE pervert!" Lennox quipped, earning a mock scowl from me as we all shared a moment of lighthearted camaraderie. "F*ck you Troj," his friend exclaimed amidst chuckles, "he won't kick the bucket that easily; he's like a stubborn weed, sticking around forever!" "Bayaw," another friend chimed in, "damn, that's like nails on a chalkboard!" Laughter rippled through the group, but they all knew if he wasn't his brother-in-law, he might have received a swift punch for that remark.

I said laughing "Ooh damn you should think about quitting," He said shaking his head "Yeah I should but you see without me they wouldn't last long," I said giving him an innocent smile "Ooh is that so," he said walking to me and started to tickle me. "Okay-okay st-sto-stop" I said while laughing and trying to catch my breath "Nope not until you tell me who is the coolest person ever" "I'm the coolest person ever," I said tough laughing "Stop okay- okay your the coolest," I said giving up