Cool Funny Sayings Novels & Stories

Said Hercules. "What old man are you saying? Hey, why are you talking like that to the person who's about to treat with the most delicious dumplings in the world?! You should know how you laugh at my jokes or else you won't be able to eat even one!" Cleoffe kidded. The two kids then looked at each other again. "HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!" "We're just kidding Uncle! You really are so funny!" "He's right, Uncle! And you're so handsome too!"

Louis said goofily and sat down in one of the chairs. “Why do you think that?” I frowned. “You light up every room baby” Aminu said and kissed me on the cheek. I smiled, blushing hard. “Aww y’all are so sweet” Kojo gushed. “God when” Louis said, using the slang that single people used in the internet. Aminu looked at him “You’re not allowed to use that phrase Louis, besides you’re far from single.” Louis rolled his eyes “Here we go again”

“As per the… ‘treat me like a royalty’ thing. I am kind of sick of it. I never had any friends before and to be honest, you guys are fun to see bickering and such. Makes me laugh.” “Do you want to be a part of the gang gang then?” Bob asked, a smirk written on his face. “Umm...Sure I guess?” “Okay, first you need to say the word ‘fuck’” “BOBERT!” Austin and Liam said in unison. “What?” Bob chuckled. “I mean if good ol Greg can’t do it, then we’ll think of another!” “I can say it,” I said. They all look at me shocked and confused, even Bob.

E kaasan Ma' I greeted all of them together, prostating flat. Oshey. Omo kaaro, O Ji re. I laughed at my subconscious as I slowly stood up. 'Aah aah. Booda Uthman, okunrin ma ti de' (You're now a man) I smiled at an Uncle's words and stretched to my tallest height. Ode ni e. (you're a fool) 'Oko olómoge, Àwon àuntí nko? (A slang for asking for someone's supposed girlfriends)

TWO YOUNG MUMS RIDE THE SWIMMING COACH (2) "Fucckkk" I cursed softly underneath my breath. I felt like I was in a pôrn movie, with two beautiful, older women pleasuring me with their mouths. "You’ve just cûm in my mouth, but you haven’t said two words since you arrived," complained Kiera as she stood up. "Thank you," I mumbled and they both laughed. "How about a compliment? Or how about, 'That was the most amazing experience of my life,' or 'Fûck, your mouth felt good,' or 'I really need to fûck someone now,'" suggested Heather.

“Fuck off Cindy I’m not in the mood for this shit” She slammed the door to my locker closed and pinned me to it within a second, I stood there with a bored expression on my face as hers twisted. “What did you just fucking say?” She sneered at me. I looked her dead in her eye before replying and making sure to punctuate each word for her, so she understood it perfectly. “I said Fuck.Off.Cindy.I’m.Not.In.The.mood.For.This.Shit. Was that a little clearer for you?”

She groaned. "Don't you think I'd look nice if i got my nose reshaped"I teased. "Ew"She scowled. "I think I'd look hot with a more pointier nose"I teased. "Absolutely not.... you'd look like the fool you already are"She said and i chuckled. "Am i?"I smirked. "What?"She asked obliviously. "Am i a fool?"I asked. "Is that even a question,in fact,fool is an understatement for you, you're a moronic idiot"

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"You good-for-nothing, why are you laughing?" Ao Shi shouted in a cold voice and said sarcastically, "You can still laugh at the end of your life?" "At the end of my life?" Samuel laughed and said, "There is a saying on earth. Do you know what it is called?" Ao Shi was startled and did not reply. "You are so ordinary, but you're so confident." Samuel says with a cold laugh.

I got caught again. "I don't really appreciate people boring holes into me" Kola said as he walked back to his seat. Then everyone in the room burst into laughter. I did what you could call dumb. I ran. THANKS FOR READING.