Cool Funny Sayings Novels & Stories

I looked around to see the others lined off behind me in a semi circle. "Shoo buddy!" Shoo buddy is an old saying that literally means oh fuck! I closed the laptop and sat back in my chair, no pressure. I didn't take my eyes off of him, didn't blink-swallow, none of that. I knew that no matter what came before, even permission for his daughter to go off to school with me that this was it right here. It was crunch time.

Sarcasm evident in my words *Just hurry up* *Fine* I replied and as I was about to keep my phone back into its rightful place I bumped into someone and my hot cocoa slipped from my hand unto the floor "We have to stop meeting like this cupcake" Only one human being in the world called me that. "Sorry about your hot cocoa though. At least it didn't spill all over your shirt" he said with an amused look on his charming face. Maybe if I ignore him he'll go away

"Ha ha ha ha... I am happy you like me" "Like you, you say..? Come on baby... I do not just like you, I LOVE YOU LIKE CRAZY BABY..!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha... My funny fucking guy! I love you too..." "Ha ha ha ha... My hot hairy pussied babe!" "Ha ha ha ha ha... My hot big fat long dicked hottie!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... Crazy hot babe! You sure are something else I swear!"

'And it's Coco di di ya ya…' 'And here I was saying it is Teda de Coco.' We looked at each other with a dramatic pause before bursting into laughter and surprisingly, he had my mocking laughter or even better, his had graduated. The kind of laugh that would make you rethink your life. Fuck the public bathroom sex plan, I just found another means of amusement.

One of them turned to look at her, while the other stared at her through the rearview mirror. Fiona finally calmed down and whispered, "Some things shouldn't be said carelessly." “Hmm?" Gabriel was utterly confused. "There's a joke about the spicy hot pot," she explained. "Saying you'll take someone out for a three-dollar spicy hot pot actually means... never mind, forget it." Some things were not suitable for immature ears, so it was better left unsaid. She waved her hand dismissively. “Don't worry about how much it costs. I'll make sure you get your fill of it tomorrow."

, Fiona said Jokingly. Colt laughed. “ In as much as I enjoy our banters, I could be a nice guy too you know?, I was enjoying our banters, but that doesn’t have to happen anymore, we could be at peace and still have fun”, he said with a wink. “ Oh, okay”, Fiona said. Of course she didn’t know what to say with Colt being all nice. Colt laughed. “ So are we good now?”, he asked amusingly. “ Or have you got your tongue tied in a bag?”, he asked jokingly.

I said nervously “Fuck, me too”

"I knew right then she wasn't cut out for the big leagues." That was a recital when I was eight years old. It was my first time facing such a large audience, and I did get stage fright. But Rhys was the first one to rush onto the stage to comfort me back then. He told me, "Maeve, you played wonderfully. Those people just don't understand music." Now he was using it to humiliate me. Laughter echoed through the room, and my cheeks burned. He was mocking me in public, turning my past humiliation into a punchline.

I teased. “Yes. We’re going to be adults with our dinosaur-shaped nuggets and our smiley face fries.” He stood, tugging me up with him. I snickered. “You’re ridiculous.” “You love it.” He snapped his mouth shut, his eyes wide and flashing with something akin to terror. “I didn’t mean that. Forget I said anything—" “Jules.” “It was a slip of the tongue. A saying. A colloquialism if you will—" “Jules.” I cupped his cheeks with my hands, hoping to cut off his babbling.

He usually never wanted to talk to Adom. "Kitty, there's this really famous saying, you might've heard of it," Adom remarked, before putting his phone away and finally looking at Ash, to Ash delight (delight? What was he delighted for?) "What saying?" Ash asked. "Curiosity killed the cat," Adom chirped. And somehow. And somehow Adom stupid comment still did not make Ash heart stop feeling full and warm; instead, it made Ash let out a giggle. Adom narrowed his eyes, before climbing on top of Ash in a rush and shaking him by the shoulders, "Who are you, and what have you done to Ash?!"