Cool Funny Sayings Novels & Stories

Colton stomped his foot into the ground as he tried to make himself appear taller than he actually was. “There is a saying. If you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything, or else I will be forced to cut out your tongue and feed it to you.” I took a step closer to Colton as I said this in a serious voice. “What a violent person you are! How is someone like you better than me! Teacher keeps on saying how impressed he is with you but I don’t see what is so good about you!” Colton's face was getting redder due to how upset he was getting.

"Or ever again, actually. Just... just talk how you usually do. Like... be normal. Don't be too conspicuous. And don’t interrogate the boys. Just keep things chill." "Sure thing honey," my mom says as she grinds black pepper into the pot she's stirring. "I can STFU." "What?" I ask, wondering if I misheard. "I can STFU," she repeats. "Stay Fun. S-T-ay F-U-n. Jamie had it on her shirt the other day. I asked her about it, and she said that’s what it stands for. Being cool and all like, whattup." "Umm... no mom," I say.

"Stop lying, you broke that promise long ago! Ever since you became friends with them you're shoving me aside!" "I'm not! Okay? just that at times I do cool stuff with them." I chuckle as I turn around, "you sound like my brothers, now I'm uncool! Now I'm a little kid! Now I'm nothing to you!" "I didn't say that." "Shut the fuck up! When I'm talking you listen! Your two new cool friends maybe nice now but later you'll regret it dearly, you can do whatever fuck pleases you, but guess what?"

Cole said and burst into laughter. " fuck you man " I said and raised my middle finger up at Cole. " fuck you too bro " Cole said " are you sure you don't just want to have casual sex with her man? " kelvin asked me with a smirk.. " its not always about the sex dude " I said

But then again so was everyone else. “He’s the dude broiest bro ever in the history of dude bros dude.” I yelled back at her. Ahhh… yep. Totally drunk. Sara shook her head seriously. As if anything I just said made sense. “Dude you’re so right.” She said. Sloan chimed in then. “Dudes a weird word!” She shouted. We all agreed and started laughing. “Duuuaaddee” Abbey said. “Dude .. dude .. doodie dude.” Sara tried.

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

Everleigh muttered in pure frustration. Nathan hissed this time, releasing his hold from the little plate. "Nor do I. I was even wondering until now how you became part of this circle. You are so annoy–" "You know, there is this famous saying from the East that says: the more you hate a person, the more you'll live him/her in no time." Rael said that while chuckling as he dip his fries on the sauce. Both of our friends made a face while looking away from each other and Everleigh even made a gross face as if she is about to throw up. "Come on, you guys know that my types are rich old men who dies easily. You guys are such a poison to my ears for saying that."

"Got anything to say?" "Fuck you." I burst into laughter.

Matt muttered from the hallway. “Hey, I say great nuggets of wisdom!” Colby stifled a laugh. “Rain you say some of the most hilarious things but I don’t know if I would say that it’s wise.” “I am offended right now.” Matt snorted. “See you're saying something funny right now!” *** Lia

Open minded but always have a thich barier between vulger and modern. " 𝐋𝐨𝐥, 𝐇𝐨 𝐠𝐲𝐚 𝐆𝐞𝐞𝐳! 𝐎𝐡 𝐌𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧, 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐏𝐨𝐨𝐡, 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐚? " 𝗞𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗸 𝗦𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗮