Cool Funny Sayings Novels & Stories

And shit was the least bad out of all of them. “I didn’t.” Cas said with a wink. “I never say shit.” “You just said it again.” Rose giggled. “O, did I? Shit, that was bad of me. Shit, now I’ve said it again.” River joined her sister in giggling at Cas's silly jokes. Since he was sick, I would allow a few shits today. We had explained that these words were only for at home, though, and I hoped it meant they wouldn't start sounding like Cas, especially not when they would start school.

When I speak, my voice is cool and icy, leaving no room for argument. “I don’t care.”

He takes a deep breath as he drives like a maniac down the road. " Asa, please, let me go." I say. My eyes are swell and i bet my make-up is smeared " Fuck it , Asa, she sounds like your lost child." Coen laughs. What exactly is funny. " Please..." " I swear to go God, if you say another word..." I interrupt him. " Please..."

"Man, what did you just say?" The guy scoffs and repeats. "Stupid slut!" CJ laughs. "Please tell me it's me you called that." The guy scoffs. "It's your cheap whore right there..." "That's funny bro!" CJ laughs and the Indian guy joins in and now they are both laughing. "See you around bro..."

Slade said, puffing out smoke. “You’re incredible, all of you. I mean just, thank you. I don’t even have the words adequately enough to illustrate my gratitude,” I said, sitting up a bit. Corey laughed. “Honey you gotta use small words with us, simple sentences ... we ain’t fancy,” he said, shaking his head. The other two nodded in agreement. “I’m hardly fancy. The secret of being boring is to say everything,” I said, smirking. “Where do you come up with this shit you say? Maybe we gotta spend some time in Pennsylvania. Ohh, that’s where they got those cheesesteaks,” Lukas said, pumping his hands in the air.

We laughed at Jackson's joke. "I don't need to say anything, because we tell each other how proud we are of our endeavours. But cheers to my best friend, my lover that had been stolen from me. You are the strongest person I know, always smiling and FITFO when things seem to be tough. You know just what to do and say. I am so proud of you." Nessa hugged me. "FITFO?" Rickie looked confused. "Figuring It The Fu*k Out." Nessa and I said at the same time, then laughed.

I laughed as I observed them. He said irritatingly, "Shut the fuck up Waltair Shoan." They are once more making fun of each other, and I can only snicker at these two. "Of course, Rome Julien." Do you know what's funny? We were named after a country's name coincidentally. We do consider the possibility that our parents are simply unknowing pals. "Loser." After Shoan said that, he glared at him and hurled his french fries at him. He frowned and added, "Maybe you forgot that I never lose."

“They deify you, and you are a devil.” “Yes, of course, of the worst kind, and I don't think I'm unattainable or that I have it in gold. I remember a saying of my grandfather's that says ´both the pretty and the ugly also poop and pee.”. “Lol is a very funny friend, but that doesn't mean that you have to go around the street like a hunter looking for a prey that satisfies your crazy desires, and besides, the poor guy would surely fall in love, and you would throw him away after a week, like you do with everyone else.”

Will_the_devil THE HECK ARE YOU DOING IN THE DUNGEONS? Cereal_killer IDK. MY PIZZA GUY IS HERE SOMEWHERE. Will_the_devil WHAT THE- Cereal_killer SAY IT WILLY. SAY THE F WORD! Will_the_devil WHAT THE FISH? Cereal_killer -_- I WILL GO AND FIND MY PIZZZA GUY. YOU GO AND LEARN NEW WORDS. Will_the_devil

Colton stomped his foot into the ground as he tried to make himself appear taller than he actually was. “There is a saying. If you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything, or else I will be forced to cut out your tongue and feed it to you.” I took a step closer to Colton as I said this in a serious voice. “What a violent person you are! How is someone like you better than me! Teacher keeps on saying how impressed he is with you but I don’t see what is so good about you!” Colton's face was getting redder due to how upset he was getting.