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"I knew it! How could a fresh graduate like you possibly land a client as tough as Gilla Group on your own? Turns out all you did was just climb into Mr. Kapowsky's bed!" She turned to the pale-faced Miguel, convinced that she'd figured everything out. "Don't be scared, Miguel. He's just pretending to be all respectful. It's part of their bedroom kink. These rich older guys love these role-playing games nowadays. "You're such a slut, Macy. You really stooped to such disgusting lows just to land a project? And you even have the nerve to show off about it at a team dinner?" As soon as she said that, everyone else in the room suddenly seemed to come to the same conclusion as well. After all, wh

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

What kind of sick joke was this? "It's true, Miss, it's an ectopic pregnancy, and you are in labor!”

Me: What do you want me to do about it? Josh: Entertain me. Me: Fuck you. I’m not your circus monkey. Josh: I woke up my roommate, I snorted so loud. You should def dress up as a circus monkey for Halloween. Me: Only if you dress up as an ass. Sorry, I mean donkey. Me: You’re already an ass. Josh: What a comedian. Don’t quit your day job. Josh: P.S. You think I won’t do it? I’ll do it just so I can blackmail you with the monkey pics.

Nobody but Jamie drank and we all gave her the look. "What? I've had situations, I mean, I've been in different kinds of situations, y'all wouldn't understand so shut up." She rolled her eyes playfully. "Hmm. Never have I ever eaten someone else’s lunch from the office fridge." All the guys took shots and we all laughed at the same time. “Never have I ever played strip poker.” Harvey took a shot and we all hyped him up while he smirked. “Never have I ever smoked a joint.”

"Did you bring the crack pipe?" "Left it at school." "That's too bad." "Yeah." "You know you should get it fixed." "The crack pipe?" "Yeah." "I'm embarrassed that I heard that." "It was a stretch, I'll admit." "Oh, Jay, there's this guy in my dorm that hangs out with the crew sometimes. Worst forced jokes ever. Ever.” "Let's go inside." "Yeah, OK." She talked as I held the door for her. "You've no idea how bad it is. He'd try to make a joke after a documentary on Human Trafficking or something. No sense of appropriateness." "You should tell him so."

I shouldn't be a priority. Not wanting to dwell in the negative, I smirk teasingly at David, "It must have been some date you were preparing for, huh? You missed a friend's call for help. Come to think of it. You even forgot to exchange numbers with the girl you were supposed to go on a date with." Dave groans at me, hiding his face in his arms. "Sorry, sorry. Bad joke." I say. I don't regret putting humor in the situation, though. He looks adorable when he's embarrassed.

It’s only a week away. We walk back and Dimitri is telling his famous dad jokes. He has me laughing so hard my eyes water. Not because his jokes are funny but because of how hard he is laughing at his own jokes. Watching Dimitri thinking he is funnier than Kevin Hart is what makes this hilarious. “Do you see that tree over there?” I nod my head at him. “How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree?” “I don’t know. How?” “By the bark.”

Harry responded. There were some moments of silence. “Well, tell me the joke Sidney, I wanna be in”. Miss Diaz said with her eyes fixed on me. “The thing is, the joke doesn’t really make much sense when taken out of the context” I said awkwardly, scratching the nape of my neck. “Hmm I see” miss Diaz responded flatly. “Do you wanna hear a funny joke Harry?” Harry leaned in intently, and I found myself doing so too Miss Diaz’s voice went down in whisper “ Sidney can’t drive”

"that wasn't no damn joke a joke is supposed to be funny what you did was cruel and fucked up" She leaned against the brick boulder on her porch "what ever it was a little joke tell her to have a sense of humor everyone else was laughing" "so i don't give a fuck about everyone else you poured powder and milk on her that shit ain't funny" "it was flour" "I don't give a fuck if it was your dead grandmas ashes don't mess with Alaina" "she said she wanted to be lighter so I helped her" "you really dumb as fuck you know that right you and your little minions some dumb ass bitches"