Funny Deer Blind Dad Jokes Novels & Stories

He had done it completely behind my back, making him a culprit in my eyes, even if not in reality. "I know, right?" I chuckled, leaning in to press a kiss on Dad's cheek. "But sometimes he just acts like a bonehead." While Jacob and Clara burst into laughter, a deep frown settled on Dad's face, clearly displaying his irritation. "Excuse me, this foot massage doesn't give you the right to call me stupid. You won't be getting anything else as compensation," Dad retorted. "You're too cute," I laughed. "And you're too stubborn."

“You don’t like cranberry sauce?” “No. It’s disgusting.” “All right, this confirms it. There must have been a mix-up in the hospital because you are definitely not my daughter.” Raven rolled her eyes. “Keep trying, Dad. Maybe one day you’ll come up with a joke that’s funny.” “People at work like my jokes.” I grinned. “You pay the people at work.” “Lanie likes my jokes.” “Yeah, I’m not going there.” She put a big forkful of food in her mouth and chewed away.

"Dylan, remind me to pick up some learner stickers, will you? I'm getting flashbacks from her very first driving lesson." I rolled my eyes at Dad's dramatic ramblings. "You almost caused that accident, yelling that there was an injured rabbit in the middle of the road. I made an emergency stop, only to find out it was a stuffed toy that had fallen out of some kid’s pushchair." Dylan chortled and looked at his brother with scrutiny. Dad blushed, sheepishly. "And I thought werewolves were supposed to see better than anyone?" I teased him.

" Actually dad, bhai has a surprise for you." " Shut up !! Sid. " I said glaring at him and he laughed. " What is the surprise?? " Dad looked at me with amusement. " Dad, it is a surprise... " Sid said. " You have found a new mom for yourself, who cooks amazing food ? " He said and laughed at his own joke. My dad has a weird sense of humor... " Hey, dad bingo !!! You are quite close.. " Sid said. My dad chocked on his food... I shook my head and gave water to him.

"I'll go on the blind date. But just one. And if it's awful, that's it. No more blind dates for me." Dad chuckled, "One date. That's all I'm asking. And if it doesn't work out, then you can go back to your workaholic ways. Deal?" "Deal," I agreed. Dad gave me my blind date’s information and the mini letter he wrote to me without his photos. " What about his photos Dad?" " That's why it's got a blind date, you both need to be blind" Dad joked and burst into laughed. I rolled my eyes at my father's joke, but couldn't help but laugh along with him. "Alright, alright, no photos. But I'm holding you responsible if he turns out to be hideous," I teased.

Jorge says wiping away invisible tears making dad chuckle. "Fucker...I mean it." dad jokes with him, earning a playful punch on his left bicep and making everyone chuckle. "For real though... You guys are the best thing to happen in my life... besides the birth of my daughter. Please, dig in, there's plenty of food, plenty of drinks, and plenty of desserts for everyone. Dig in, dig in." he says motioning to the food and making everyone chuckle.

Luna Maddy says, placing her hand delicately on my shoulder. "I... uh, no. It's ok." I say, feeling guilty as Luna Maddy gives me a worried look. "Are you sure?" "Yes, it's fine. She's fine, Luna." Mom responds, glaring at me. Hunter chuckles and Merida goes nuts, jumping up and down like a mad Wolf. My body is feeling so weird, I hate it as I keep hearing him talk with my dad and Luke, laughing away at Dad's lame dad jokes. No one laughs at my dad's jokes, but here is Humter laughing away like it's the funniest thing he's ever heard.

I played the recording and my dad sprayed coffee all over his desk when it got to the end. Dad laughed, “Her father was the same way. When tension got high in our ranks, he’d say something totally unexpected and so funny, you had no choice but to laugh. It sounds so much funnier coming from our sweet little Harley though.” Victor laughed, “That’s what I thought too.”

he said and she grunted at him in disapproval. "Anyway, Sierra aren't you happy to see me, I mean us," he said after mom glared at him to correct himself. "No, I mean yes, maybe. AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD?" I shouted and they looked at each other for a brief second and mom turned to look at me. They burst into laughter. "She thought we were dead," dad said as they continued in hysteric laughter. I only got more confused by this. Dad glanced at mom as they gradually caught their breaths and stopped laughing. "Anyway, my Sierra bear, this is a story that needs a few hours to tell. There’s a lot we got to tell ya." Dad said motioning for the three chairs near the wall of the cave.

2 days ago “ well , well , well….. look at what the wind dragged in my father smiled at me . “ look im not in the mood for your games I just need your help with some thing “ I confessed . he laughed at me like I just said the most funniest thing in the world “ is something funny” Dan roared at him it was like he had pushed his last button . “ what makes you think I would help a treater like you “ my father said while laying down on the bed that looked like they haven’t been washed in ages . “ we’re the traters, compared to you we are saints “ Dan spat out like venom on his lips .