Funny Filipino Quotes Novels & Stories

Bumuntong hininga ako, pagkasabi ko non lahat sakanya. Pagkagising sa umaga kakain, maliligo, sa kwarto lang, kakain ulit tapos kwarto, kakain na naman tas kwarto ulit. Kung minsan ay nakikipag bonding sa mga kaibigan ko. Yon lang naman, alam ko namang hindi ganon ka interesting itong mga pinagsasabi ko "Hindi naman yon pwede na hindi ka umuwi, paniguradong hahanapin ka ng daddy mo. Saka ako ang malalagot kase ako ang kasama mo Ms. Vee." Kunot noo ko syang tinignan.

Lola and Lolo is a term widely used by Filipinos to address their grandmothers and grandfathers. “It's nothing,” they replied. "This place is great." I switched my gaze to my friends. “You, guys. I wasn’t expecting that you, all, will prepare something like this,” I said, looking at them generally. I felt a bead of tears formulate in the corner of my eyes. My heart was already in tears, tears of joy. “I appreciate this one,” I continued, my voice cracking. Who wouldn’t? It’s my first time to witness something like this, a surprise prepared for me. I slide down a finger on the bridge of my nose, I don’t know what to say. “I am grateful beyond words, guys. Ano pa ba? I really don’t know what t

Tanan nito ang nakakakilabot at nakakadalamhating mensahe na di matatangap ng kahit anu sa aming pagkatao. "Engkwentro." "Mga sundalo." "Sa lalawigan ng Quezon" "Mga rebelde." "Patay." "Sugatan." Piling mga salita lamang ang ilan sa malinaw na narinig ko mula sa isang sundalong trabaho ang sabihin ang mga ito at sa huli ay nagpaalam at nagbigay ng kanilang pakikiramay, habang ang aking kabiyak ay patuloy sa paghagulgol sa likurang sulok ng aming pintuan. Sinara ko ang pinto at niyakap ang asawa, kapwa kami tumanaw sa mga larawan ng aming prinsesang nakangiti na nakasabit sa aming mga dingding, mga ngiti sa minsang naging makulay sa tahanan na winasak ng isang malalim at maling mga idelohiya.

Jerk! " Ano tapos ka na? " I asked him because he stopped laughing but I still hear small chuckles. " You never failed to make me smile baby " he seriously said like this is the first time that he laugh. I felt the sincerity in his voice as he utter those words. " Bakit parang insulto yun? " kasi feeling ko ang tanga tanga ko kaya ko siya napapatawa. Right? It's like an insult!

The man replied and the grin on his lips widened. I raised an eyebrow at him and smiled at him foolishly. "Talaga? Parang hindi naman iyon ang narinig ko, parang ang sabi mo ata ay ang sarap kong k******n." I said and his eyes widened in shock. He was looking at me in disbelief. (Trans: "Really? That's not what I heard. If my memory serves me right, you said you wanted to fuck me.") "Y-You can you speak Filipino?" He asked and I just nodded in response, his eyes got even wider when he realized that I indeed can speak Filipino.

Kuya Welch: Oh, bawal umiyak, kinasal lang si Louvier hindi namatay HAHAHA. Enjoy reading, and please leave some comments and pa-vote na rin😊

I said. "Sir, I don't understand ahm... speak English." He replied, D*mn it! nalimutan ko wala pala ako sa pinas, P*nyet*ng! (I forgot I'm not in the Philippines, mother f*cker!)

He raises his glass and she does the same. The more time passed, the drunker every single person got. Which definitely means more intoxicated singing. The karaoke classics for Filipinos come out, from Stupid Love by Salbakuta and Halik by Aegis to My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion and Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler. Everyone’s vibes are in harmony, all are having the time of their lives. Megan, Danica, and Felicity even manage to belt out a silly song that they have as an inside joke, entitled Fox Fart News. “HOY!!!!! Ano na?! MCDO NA TAYO74!!!” Naia slurs in maximum volume.