Funny Filipino Quotes Novels & Stories

Lumingon sa akin si Ena at hindi man lang nangingiti sa pagpapapansin ko sa kaniya! I rarely said those words! Those were the words that usually came out from the mouth of the typical lazy students! Pagod sa pag-upo at half-hearted na pakikinig sa discussion. Hindi naman ako ganoon at nang ginawa ko iyon ay hindi man lang siya natawa! Isn't it funny that I am imitating those lazy ass? And why do I need to explain it that it was a joke?

subukan mong magpakita sa pinas nang walang pera ipapahiya kita sa mga pinsan mo Frito" (Don't come home here in our province, try to come here in the Philippines without money, I'll embarrass you in front of your cousins.) "Hindi na kita anak, pinapahiya mo ako sa mga kamaganak ko rito.. akala ko ba naman porket hapon mapapangasawa ko giginhawa na buhay. haruki mahiya ka naman sa mga pinsan mo na naka graduate na ha p*****a kang bata ka wala kang kwenta"

Exterminator of corrupt officials, pirates, and any person who attempts to overthrow the Empire. Even if they say that a person has a heart of stone, another saying mentioned that the hardest bread does not stand a chance when dunked in hot coffee, that coffee is Miuerella. Author’s Note: This is a Filipino saying which meant that no matter how strong you are, you are weak with unexpected things. “Your Grace, I apologize if you thought that I gave an unsatisfactory answer. Please, enlighten me.” With every word that came out of my mouth, I kept reminding myself to chill.

YOU can say that you're really into your friends if you smile and laugh with them genuinely. I guess this is what I deserve. I once lost a person who almost become the most important person in my life and now, God gave me these peeps that will surely be with me throughout the years. Kung nagawa kong madapa at masaktan noon, masaya pa rin ako dahil doble o triple pa ang ibinalik sa akin ng nasa itaas.

laughed at the promise. It's probably because I was surprised that a dirty child was clinging to me. Why should I be happy, right? "Naturally, I was surprised, Gen. Maybe later it will be kicked and bitten." "There are no ghosts here. There are no ghosts. There are monsters." This is the answer. "You know, it's amazing that you know folk tales. Do you know the words you use in Tagalog? Can't it be Korean, Japanese, Russian, or Italian... Why Filipino and English?" I asked wonderingly. Of course, I'm Filipino, I just happened to ask here.

Dala ko ba yung mga shot glass at alak? “Smile ka na, pare. Eto naman, sa Friday pa naman deadline n’on, sabi mo?” sabi sa akin ni Jin. Nagbuga na lang ako ng malalim na buntonghininga, kasabay ng pagkunot lalo ng noo ko.

Nakangiti nyang sabi nung mag sink in sa isip nya siguro Nahihiya akong tumango "Yes! Yes! Yes!" Sigaw nya habang nag tatatalon Natawa naman ako, "Huy Wade, baka may matamaan ka" sita ko dito Tumigil sya sa kakatalon at niyakap ako, "" You will not regret it" "I know" tanging nasabi ko nalang Humiwalay sya sa yakap at hinalikan ako sa noo "Ang funny, kasi laro kang naman nag simula ang lahat pero naging totoo. So ibig bang sabihin, tapos na ang laro?" Tanong nya

We are friends since childhood after all. Mario grinned sheepishly, "Aba, Sir Eion, gusto ko eh. Pampainis. Parang matanda ka pakinggan. Haha!" He chuckled. (Sir Eion, I want it.!Just for annoying you. It's like your an old man. Haha!) "Bahala ka na. Sige, kunin ko lang tong kaibigan ko. Baka naabala kapa nito." (Nevermind you. I'll just get my friend. Maybe she disturbed you)

“A few call-center people, drunk people, just-came-from-a-wake people… the usual.” “Hey, I know you can see and hear me!” the stray beside her interrupted. He was talking and screaming and whining non-stop, and Akira’s head began to ache. Of the short shift she worked in this 7-Eleven, it sure felt like a thousand days with this tireless, lost soul. Shut up, shut up, shut up! “’Just-came-from-a-wake people?’” Nate asked and pondered for a second before realizing what Akira meant. “Oh… pagpag.”

He seriously said. Lahat yata kami ay nagpigil ng hininga. "And, I'm not fond of jokes, so..." He added. "Oh come on! Constantine! Your scaring my people.!" Natatawang inakbayan ni General si General Constantine. "Masyado ka namang seryoso!" "Nasa trabaho pa tayo, General Gaell." Tugon ng isa pang General at tinanggal ang kamay ni General mula sa balikat nito.