Funny Nerdy Sayings 소설 & 이야기

okay, I'll just shut the hell up now. If you decide to talk to me, I'll have to warn you that I am as weird as they come. I think calling a dog man's best friend is ridiculous, and I would literally kiss whoever invented noodles. I have friends, and I'm not a nerd, so I hope that's not what you've pictured in your head. I like to think of myself as different. Though I've definitely given off that impression that I'm some nerd that stalks girls on the internet. I'm way better to talk to in person, I promise. Though that's not happening(I'm just saying). And I definitely don't talk like a total weirdo either. I'm not even going to read through what I've written, because I'll just tear up the p

"We're hoping you'll find it funny and entertaining. Nerius squawked in encouragement, causing me to smile. “Um, what did the Griffon say when he walked into the bar?” I asked. “What?” Szan asked. “Ouch.” Only the Fiery Lynxes found that funny. Yeah this was going to be pretty rough. One after another we went up and told our funniest jokes and yet there was nothing. Not a chitter, a chuckle or even a snort from the Griffons. We were becoming hopeless.

I quickly added, "My classmates and I like you very much. I've heard stories about you fighting in the war since I was a kid. I've seen you on the news. You're the same as you were ten years ago..." The more nervous I get, the less I know how to express myself! Why did I always say things that were so easily misunderstood? Why did my words sound so much like I was being sarcastic about his old age? I wanted to slap myself. Arthur was probably angry. How could I be so stupid? I'm so terrible. I was ready to get reprimanded, but to my surprise, I got a hearty laugh. I couldn't help but look up. I found that my words so amused Arthur that his shoulders shook with laughter.

I managed to say admist stammering words. Hilary let out a cackling sound. “You’re even more stupid than I thought!” She said. The words hurt more than I expected. “Friends? Look at you! Your friend is that stupid Nerd but now that I think of it, you don’t even deserve a friend. I mean you trashed her out just for a cheerleading outfit. Is there someone more stupid than you? I don’t think so. The funny thing is that you were so horrible at cheerleading, a camel could do better.”

“I said if you like Dylan that much, then you should probably go talk to him.” I laughed. A dry humourless one. “I can't do that Syl. I mean, look at me.” I gestured at my glasses, my braces and outfit, but Silvie was undeterred. Her eyebrows lifted significantly. “What about you, Lu?” I groaned. “Ugh, don't make me say it Syl.” “Say what?” “I'm a fat nerd with braces and glasses for crying out loud!” I whisper shouted for her to hear because saying that out loud would have been... well embarrassing.

I said. “You're so nerdy sometimes, I love that about you.” She laughed as she continued her assault. I've been called a lot of things in my life. Both negative and positive. I mean, the guys think I was the life of the party even though it was a coping mechanism for me to go down the rabbit hole that could ruin my life. But nerdy? Nah. “I'm not nerdy.” “You sound like one.” She said, and flicked her tongue on my nipples.

, the tomgirl guy was the first to speak up, still trying to catch his breath from the minutes of laughter. "Ooow...my bad", the guy replied, pretty much embarrassed. "It's alright, bro. Don't feel bad, some days are like that. What I wanted to say before you interrupted was "Calculus"", I said. "Yeah, sorry for the laughter", Thelma apologised sincerely. "No problem, would have done the same too", he replied chuckling , sounding so innocent and at the same time, untouched. The guy stayed for like three minutes, stood up and went down towards the tenth or so row. That was obviously "Chyking Gone Wrong"

I yelled shoving the books. "Like dude! Who can solve this?" Jack threw his hands in exasperation. "You guys are lazy, see I'm done with mine." Nathan said showing us his complete work. "I never knew you were a nerdy bastard." I said. "I'm not, I just happen to study S-T-U-D-Y." He spelt. "We're not dumb okay? No need to spell it idiot." Jack rolled his eyes. "Then solve it Mr we're not dumb." Nathan chuckled with his fingers as quotation signs.

she really snores bad. I can vividly remember the first time we shared a bed ,not even burying my head deep under the pillows could stop her monstorous snore from terrorising me. They are just like gamma particles ,able to penetrate every thing. "Part of the reasons ." I smlie softly at him ,plugging my headset to my phone. Scrolling through my playlist,I play one of my favourite music. The box ,by Roddyrich. People often say I have a weird taste in music.

Idiots, most of them! "The reason I got angry was that I asked you to take me seriously, but you made a joke and not only that, but the joke you made me think that all you are looking for is sex" "Oh, I see," he says in understanding. "Well, what do you know? Neanderthals can understand the obvious"