Funny Nerdy Sayings Novels & Stories

“ Cuckoo” “ Daffy” “ Lunkhead” “ Whacky” “ Zany” “ Loony” “ Kooky” “ Screwball” “ Half-baked” Hudson snapped. “ Inept” “ Daft” “ Dippy” “ Dotty” “ Birdbrain” Alvara snapped back. “ Chucklehead” “ Chowder head” “ Boobish” “ Airhead” “ Brain dead” “ Dense”

I mumble cutting the vegetables. Then my son enters. “ Mom, Dad said you are a nerd.” he tells me. “ And he is a jerk.” And my daughter burst into fits of laughter, pushing her glass up she said, “ We are family of jerks and nerds.” “ Yeah I know that.” ~~~~ I shivered in fright imagining that terrible future, there is no way I'm going to have a family of jerks and nerds. That will be horrible, no starting a family with Ashton, he is a jerk.

Vincent pov I laugh so hard my eyes water. I haven't heard anything so ridiculous and stupid in a long time. The last time someone made me laugh like that was in high school. But the look on my Beta's face can only mean how serious his question was. I wipe away my tears and straighten my posture. Like a kid trying to look serious, I clear my throat a few times before speaking up. "That was a great joke, my friend, but warn me next time before you try to say something so absurd. One of these days, I might choke on a piece of food and die. Do you want it?" I raise an eyebrow at him.

I said and jolt my head to the squad and he laughed. "Are you also a nerd?" "A what?" I asked incredulously. "A nerd, you know? Bookworm? Naive? Innocent? Sucker for school work and activities? Hates sports clubs except for science clubs–." "I'm an assassin, a heartthrob, a cool and respectable person in our school and no, I'm not a fucking nerd." I said while looking at him ridiculously. "Oh I see, there's nothing wrong being a nerd, look at her." he jolted his head to his wife who's having a conversation with my girlfriend. "I still ended up with such a goddess like her."

Riley said rolling his eyes. “Little orphan Annie.” Kyle sung from behind us. “I don’t not need this shit today.” I mumbled under my breath. “Dip shit what’s up.” Jordan called from the side of the pretzel stand. “You.” Kyle said annoyed. “Kyle why must you continue to be so childish.” I said as turned to him. “You don’t get tired of the same lame jokes, well jokes on you it’s not working or funny.” “Little nerdy orphan speaks.” He said causing the pack behind him to laugh.

"You are such a nerd." Anna and stace complaint to me. It was lunch time and we were sitting in our usual seats. The whole cafeteria was full of people and I could hear the chitter chatter of everyone as I put the notebook aside. "No I'm not!" I protested. "Yeah? I don't recall anyone being stupid enough to study during lunch." Stace rolled her eyes at me. "Hey! Don't say that. I'm not stupid! And what is it with you and the others calling me nerd? Let me make it clear, I AM NOT A NERD. God! Can this day get any worse?"

I almost growled at their annoying happy faces. I think I need a tap on my back for all the holding back I did for that Arche. That kid is wildly sipping on my nerves. "You look stressed." Mom said as she puts milk on my cereal. "School," I simply say. "Being a nerd is taking its toll on me." "That only makes your life more interesting, honey" Mom replies. I roll my eyes and talk about how good she is to 'console' me. Of course, I am sarcastic.

I cut in before I could stop myself, a smirk pulling at my mouth. “He's probably still rooting for that couple with amnesia and secret babies,”Nero said. “Weep not for the foolish. The book reminds us there is a time for everything, even poorly written drama.”Maxwell added. Nero turned his head slightly toward Maxwell. “Ease up on the verses nonsense, padre. This isn’t church.”He spat. Without missing a beat, “fuck you, Nero!”Maxwell shot back. The laugh ripped out of me before I could stop it. Nero just raised an eyebrow, clearly amused.

“It’s my favorite subject. I can tutor you if you want.” “You must love studying. I’m guessing you’re from 7-Mercury.” “I am. You?” “7-Uranus.” “How is it over there?” “Sucks. The only thing it’s good at is being the punchline of the cornball joke.” “What cornball joke?” “‘Where’s your class?’” Francine did a mock dialogue. “‘Ur-anus.’”

Dante shook his head once, “Fucking nerds.” Raphael smirked slightly, “Better a nerd than an idiot,” as he said it, his eyes flicked up just for a second locking straight onto mine before drifting away like it meant nothing at all What the hell? Silvio wiped his mouth calmly, glancing toward Jules, “Jules, you shouldn’t listen to half the nonsense that comes out of their mouths.” “As I said, they’re idiots,” Raphael added bluntly. “Language,” Vincenzo repeated sharply.