Funny Nerdy Sayings Novels & Stories

Cut me some slack people! He nodded, his smile broadening to the point where he flashed me his perfect teeth. Was there anything about this guy that wasn't perfect? He tilted his head in question. "What is the usual one then?" "Yeah. Why are you so surprised about that?" "Well, it's not the reaction I tend to receive." I bit my bottom lip and looked down at the floor below sheepishly. "They usually make fun of me. I tend to be labeled as the nerd of the school."

He’ll be popular the second that bell rings so I won’t be getting fond of him anytime soon. After a few minutes, he decided to break the ice, “And you are?” “Nerd.” I told him simply. He chuckled lightly before realizing that I was serious and it turned into a frown. “That can’t be right.” He muttered to me. I shrugged in response, “It’s what people call me so it just sticks after a while.” “Okay, what do your friends call you then?” “Freak.” “Oh come on.” He groaned lowly.

he keeps saying nerd again and again. I don't say a word but just stare at the wall. " Nerd " " Nerd " " Nerd " " Go away Noah " I mutter " Why nerd ? " he asks smirking I growl " Nerd " " Nerdddd " " What the hell is your problem " I say angrily staring at his face. His expression was so annoying. he still had that stupid smirk and his eyes held that of admiration. " Oh fiesty nerd " he chuckles " I didn't know you had this side in you. tell me do you roar secretly too ? " he asks mockingly.

I let out a sarcastic smile, “have fun inhaling carbon dioxide there.” With that, they burst out laughing. “We really need to think ways to put some humor inside your brain!” Ave exclaimed, still laughing. I pursed my lips. “I don’t need that.” “As expected from you,” Rebel chuckled. I roll my eyes heavenwards. I don’t need some humor. A bitter smile placed against my lips. I only need someone who’ll save me from this hell. “How about this?” “Your showing too much skin.” “This one?” “Too short.”

"Jas-" "Shut up!" He yells back, pushing his silver locks back from his face out of frustration. "First of all, what you just did was completely idiotic and dumb. What if something had happened to you? You have your brain to think, right, Ms. Gracie Nerd Rose? How about you USE it?!"

"MEOW" [Ohhh! I am so hungry I could eat a horse!] "Nero, horses are way bigger than you. You cannot eat them." Audrey replied in a matter of fact tone. "MEOW" [TSK! That was just an idiomatic expression. Haven't you heard about it before?? Haaayyy.. you should have focused more on your literature subject before. Look at you now, so clueless.] "Yeah sure. If I was only given a heads up before that I'll get a weird cat that speaks in idioms, I might have studied more."

"I am sorry; I didn't mean to call you uh-bitch. It just kind of, sort of came out and-" He laughed, his eyes crinkling with amusement. "It's okay. In fact even I can use it. Many people call me weird too." We are all a little weird in our own little weird way. That's what makes us different. I sighed, "Yeah sure. Wait! No. That's cheating, you can't steal my dialogue. Make one for yourself."

he asked her, giving her an innocent look. “You think you’re very funny, don’t you, you little piece of Gorilla Fart?” she asked him angrily, trying to turn his joke on him. Mac and Tara actually laughed this time. N-1-9-8-9 gave her a dazzling smile. “Ahhh… she is smart,” he said. “And nope, I’m not funny. I just think I’m a little too hot.” Mac took a gulp of his beer. “Left fist or right fist, Yenny. Just say the word and I’ll give it to him,” he offered.

He in turn groaned in reluctance, and a moment's stillness later, he spoke like he was spilling gold out of his pie-hole, "I am the one who you like to call the Jerk Mummy King." Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you're like 'I did not mean to make that face out loud'? Yes. That face. I was making exactly that face right about now. The Oh-sh*t-I'm-screwed face. Think! Think Lithe think! You are the sassy, smartassy most awesome little lollipop triple dipped in brilliance. Making an excuse is a piece of cake. Anything will do. Just speak up. You know you have got this. You can do this!

“I would have felt it! I would have known!” Ursula cackled grimly, and her silver teeth curved into a wicked grin. A spooky light around her grew brighter and brighter, accompanied by long twisting shadows behind her. “Foolish little wolf,” she sneered, tilting her head mockingly. “Do you think the bond between mates is unbreakable? That it can’t be hidden?” She giggled wryly, a piercing, empty sound that rang out for miles. “You overestimate yourself, child. You were never going to feel it, never while he ensured you wouldn't.”