Funny Nerdy Sayings Novels & Stories

I say fixing his shirt as he stands there gapping at my truthful statement. "Dear mother of God. You will be the death of me, I tell you. I love you so much." He says and I get scolded. "I love you too, dork."

Cute I stepped closer, heels clicking. “It’s hilarious, actually. We made a bet at lunch. Whoever could make the biggest nerd cry first wins my dad’s credit card for the weekend. And guess what, Jay? You’re the winner. Hurray” I said gesturing then reached out and flicked the brim of his glasses. “Now take your fucking clothes off before I rip them off myself.” I said with a smirk Kaylee laughed, already recording on her phone. “Yeah, nerd. Show us that tiny little baby dick you gots, I bet it’s the size of my pinky.” She says gesturing to her pinky finger

she smiles, making her way over to the front door, we both wave as she leaves the house. "I've got another game today, it's all leading up to the big one at the end of the year," Marley says, I just nod a yawn escaping my lips, it was all gibberish to me especially in the morning. "You know people at school call you a nerd, but nerds like school" he smirks, he knew how much I hated being called a nerd, just because I'm good at a few subjects I'm labelled as a nerd. "Laugh it up bro, pepper doesn't sit well with you and mum put so much on my eggs, let's hope you don't crap your pants while kicking the ball" I smile, he looks down at the eggs then back at me.

"Yes, I did. Now could you do me a favor and throw more light on the subject." "You are doing it again," Goodness laughed. "What am I doing again?" "You are telling me to throw more light on the subject." "And what is strange about telling a friend to throw more light on a subject that he brought up?" "So, you don't know what is funny in your statement?" "I honestly don't know what is funny in my statement. I am as confused as a hawk who found out about week ago that he has been stalking the grave where his dead mother was laid to rest."

“Always be prepared.” “You’re such a nerd.” “And you’re still alive because of it,” Jasper shot back.

I wanted to say something smart, something funny, something that didn’t scream oh my God yes please ruin me. But all that came out was a shaky, “Okay.”

Mentally, a wry grin spread across my lips, but outwardly, I kept a blank/serious expression, as if this should be common knowledge. “Yeah, recent studies show that when men see a pair of tits, they revert back to Neanderthals,” I delivered evenly. “Lose their ability to speak, become single-minded morons and the only type of weapon they’re able to wield is their dicks.” He blinked once! Then twice… And I was hurting, I wanted to laugh so bad! “What?” he gritted, still looking at me as if he couldn’t decide if he should wring my neck – or ring a mental institution!

I find myself saying before I can stop myself. Tyler looks at me,a smirk evident on his face as he opens his mouth, "Get used to it,nerd" he says. "I'm not a nerd!" I tell him. "That's what all nerds say" he shrugs as he takes more gulps from the bottle. "Well I'm not one of them,why would you even think that?" I ask, feeling offended. I hate when people call me a nerd. "Because you're a nerd. End of discussion" He says,pulling his body off the fridge. He opens the fridge and places the nearly empty bottle back into the fridge.

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

okay, I'll just shut the hell up now. If you decide to talk to me, I'll have to warn you that I am as weird as they come. I think calling a dog man's best friend is ridiculous, and I would literally kiss whoever invented noodles. I have friends, and I'm not a nerd, so I hope that's not what you've pictured in your head. I like to think of myself as different. Though I've definitely given off that impression that I'm some nerd that stalks girls on the internet. I'm way better to talk to in person, I promise. Though that's not happening(I'm just saying). And I definitely don't talk like a total weirdo either. I'm not even going to read through what I've written, because I'll just tear up the p